Who do you think would win in a fight Stibbons or Haskill?

Thevampirenight
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Since they are both servants to someone important, they both have lots in common who do you think would win in a fist fight between the two?
Edited by Thevampirenight on February 3, 2016 5:47PM
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Who do you think would win in a fight Stibbons or Haskill? 138 votes

Haskill
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Stibbens
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  • elias.stormneb18_ESO
    Haskill
    Haskill is an immortal Daedric Vestige, it wouldn't really be a fair fight.
  • Magdalina
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    I'm trying to remember who Haskill is... >.> <.<
  • UrQuan
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    Haskill
    Stibbons is a lover, not a fighter. Now if it was a fight for the heart of a lovely lady...
    Magdalina wrote: »
    I'm trying to remember who Haskill is... >.> <.<
    Haskill is Sheogorath's assistant/steward/whatever you want to call him.
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  • Oreyn_Bearclaw
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    Haskill
    I would be on Team Stibbons, but if I have learned anything in my time in Tamriel, it is that Stibbons never wins...
  • Nestor
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    Stibbens
    Stibbons is Immortal, he will always win in the long run.

    I mean if Lady Laurent can't kill him, no one can.
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  • Rosveen
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    Define winning. Stibbons somehow always survives every manner of craziness the world throws at him, he'd be just fine after an encounter with Haskill too. Maybe a little shaken up, body-morphed, mind-warped, sent to another realm... But still the same old Stibbons. :)
  • Preyfar
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    Stibbens
    I would be on Team Stibbons, but if I have learned anything in my time in Tamriel, it is that Stibbons never wins...
    But Stibbons can not be defeated. The guy gets turned to ice, stone, transmogrified, abused, battered, beaten... and he always comes back better than ever.

    Stibbons is the Wolverine.
    Edited by Preyfar on February 3, 2016 6:49PM
  • dodgehopper_ESO
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    Stibbens
    Stibbons all the way. Sheogorath would find Stibbons too entertaining anyway to let Haskill harm him.
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  • Magdalina
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    Stibbons is a lover, not a fighter. Now if it was a fight for the heart of a lovely lady...
    Magdalina wrote: »
    I'm trying to remember who Haskill is... >.> <.<
    Haskill is Sheogorath's assistant/steward/whatever you want to call him.

    Ooo that's right, thank you! How could I forget him! ...perhaps I need to level another alt instead of running moar dungeons/Cyro>.> <.<

    Well I dunno...I mean we don't even know who Haskill is, do we? A daedra? A human daedric servant? We do know Stibbons has a special way to dark daedric hearts though apparently... ;) Why not both? Imagine what a glorious couple that could be! And maybe they'd finally rid Stibbons of that nasty lady Laurent, too. Wabbajack her or something maybe?
  • Spottswoode
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    Stibbens
    Nestor wrote: »
    Stibbons is Immortal, he will always win in the long run.

    I mean if Lady Laurent can't kill him, no one can.

    Anyone who puts up with what Stibbons does is either madly in love or a god. I'm not sure there's much of a difference in this particular case....
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  • tinythinker
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    Trick question. Stibbons is an aspect/echo of Haskill.
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  • Dread_Guy
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    Stibbens
    Trick question. Stibbons is an aspect/echo of Haskill.

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  • phreatophile
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    Haskill
    Stibbons all the way. Sheogorath would find Stibbons too entertaining anyway to let Haskill harm him.


    Sheogorath would find Stibbons too entertaining anyway to let Haskill harm him much.
  • Thevampirenight
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    Stibbons all the way. Sheogorath would find Stibbons too entertaining anyway to let Haskill harm him.


    Sheogorath would find Stibbons too entertaining anyway to let Haskill harm him much.

    Maybe, but lol both have to put up with so much. Its amazing really, the trouble Haskill gets into when sheogorath is away at some party or on vacations.
    More likely Haskill desides its time to party then has to explain himself when his lord returns. :D
    Joking but yeah both are really intresting charaters Stibbons and Haskill. I think they both would become fast friends.
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  • LadyNalcarya
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    Stibbens
    Stibbons, he will be saved by someone again. :D The guy is super lucky.
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  • elias.stormneb18_ESO
    Haskill
    Magdalina wrote: »
    UrQuan wrote: »
    Stibbons is a lover, not a fighter. Now if it was a fight for the heart of a lovely lady...
    Magdalina wrote: »
    I'm trying to remember who Haskill is... >.> <.<
    Haskill is Sheogorath's assistant/steward/whatever you want to call him.

    Ooo that's right, thank you! How could I forget him! ...perhaps I need to level another alt instead of running moar dungeons/Cyro>.> <.<

    Well I dunno...I mean we don't even know who Haskill is, do we? A daedra? A human daedric servant? We do know Stibbons has a special way to dark daedric hearts though apparently... ;) Why not both? Imagine what a glorious couple that could be! And maybe they'd finally rid Stibbons of that nasty lady Laurent, too. Wabbajack her or something maybe?

    Well we kinda know who he is; http://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-us/news/post/2015/06/12/loremasters-archive-an-interview-with-haskill.
  • ThirtySevenCoins
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    That's a tough one as it all depends on Stibbons beating the paper bag first.
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  • Thevampirenight
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    I just noticed something they look almost a like, only different outfits makes me wonder though. Is there more to Stibbons then meets the eyes. Haskill looks older, but Stibbons could be his son!
    Could you imagine, the irony of this? It would be epic, if it was true!
    Maybe they are one and the same but different aspects, as some would put it. As someone said in a post above, but I am thinking more of the father/son thing.
    Edited by Thevampirenight on February 3, 2016 7:51PM
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  • Czeri
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    I don't know about you guys, but I've switched Stibbons for the Senechal in Glenumbra, and that guy looked like he could hold his own. Haskins, on the other hand, was a total pushover that time I had to fight him.
  • SeventhCelestial
    Stibbens
    Lady Laurent hasn't gotten Stibbens killed thus far.
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  • Iove
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    Haskill
    Haskill just has that serial killer vibe.
  • Czeri
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    Stibbens
    For those doubting how tough Stibbons is, how about the time he unexpectedly ported deep into enemy alliance territory and not only came back to tell the tale, he did so while undergeared! As proven by the fact you find his misplaced sash in Grahtwood...
  • bryanhaas
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    Haskill
    Since they are both servants to someone important, they both have lots in common who do you think would win in a fist fight between the two?

    I see Haskill stabbing Stibbons in the eye with Sheogorath's fork Stibbons yells out out stabbed me in the EYE!! and Haskill responds "Yes quite." With as little emotion as possible.
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  • kevlarto_ESO
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    Stibbons would win by just sheer dumb luck he is gifted that way lol
  • NewBlacksmurf
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    Haskill
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  • TheShadowScout
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    Haskill
    Generally I'd say, Haskill has waaaay more power at his disposal seeing how he sort of can draw on a daedric princes power (and may in fact be nothing but a split off presonality of Sheogorath if you think about it).
    But... if Haskill is allowed to win or not kinda always depends on Sheogoraths whim... and uncle Sheo changes his mind like other people change their clothes!
    So... while Haskill definitely has the advantage in power and would win in a no holds barred fight, the outcome of any actual fight between those two would be whatever Sheogorath found most amusing, I would think... and considering how Stibbons has a history of semi-romantic relations with daedra I am tempted to imagine that Sheo would have fun with that idea in ways the forum rules prevent me from going into further detail... :tongue:;)
  • Tryxus
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    Haskill
    Stibbons would first remember his duelling lessons, and transform into Stibbons Version Two

    Then he'd buff himself even further up by turning into Super Stibbons

    Then Haskill would just Wabbajack Stibbons and turn him into a sweetroll

    KO, Haskill wins
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  • Abeille
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    Haskill wins.

    Then he becomes Stibbons and act like him, serving Lady Clarisse forever.

    That's just how things work with Stibbons and Lady Clarisse. No matter what happens, they go back to the status quo. Not sure of what Sheogorath would think of that, though. Madness, I would say.
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  • Volkodav
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    Haskill is such a priss that I cant even think of him attacking anyone.
    Oh,wait,..I am wrong!!!
    It would be Haskill cos he has that Wabbajack!! I totally forgot until I saw Tryxus mentioned it! XD
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