What Zerglings Do When Raid Ends

Zeg0ta

Potatoe is just mad that he can't gank ya. Came across one of these guys recently running with my group in IC he sent all of us hate tells saying how bad we are yet he couldn't gank any of us. Gankers just want those easy kills to make themselves feel good.

IcyDeadPeople

Which monster helm do I need to run Bubble Trouble on my Templar?

americansteel

Mythk wrote: »

So today I was just roaming around the Imperial City, not necessarily doing much, gathered the last skyshard I hadn't gotten and caught some rare fish when my partner notifies me of caltrops being placed outside of the sewer entrance they were at.

Me being the brave PvPer that I am went to go investigate, and found a Nightblade using shield breaker with a pocket healer attempting to gank two lowbies entering the sewers. I immediately sprang into action and helped my fellow Ebonheart Pact warriors defeat the two sewer entrance gankers, and did /sweep for about two seconds to signal my disgust at the two players, ganking low level EP outside the sewer entrance.

Lo and behold, I received a whisper from the person - very quickly I should add. He must have looked up the accent in my name immediately after dying.

I hadn't realized who the player was until I started being hit with whispers, at which point I remembered him from an altercation he had with another friend of mine a few weeks ago in which about 4 of us all dueled him and beat him (very easily I should add).



At this point I had joined my partner down in the sewers and was looking to kill some mobs and grind them up so they would reach max level, when I decided that I might as well go and duel him so that he might calm down just a little bit. When I went back up however, he had a different idea of what a "1v1 duel" is. He was sitting there waiting for me with his healer healing him as he just stood still and light attacked me with shield breaker. I dispatched the healer relatively quickly, twice, and then killed him while my partner had finally reached the surface and was hiding nearby.



After this I headed back down into the sewers, but he still had lots of words to send me, because apparently losing while he outnumbered me 2 to 1 means that I am bad.



At this point my partner and I were having a massive laugh. My partner had just been sitting in stealth and had been detected once or twice, and apparently that counts as "backup" not to mention they are only v12 at the time of this happening, with very low veteran rank gear equipped.

I just decided to look up my kill counter to see about this guy since he was telling me how good he was, and wasn't surprised to find that he had never actually killed me, and I had 3 killing blows on him. I told him this and he told me that he was a "king".



He said some more things after that, but I was just getting ready to log off and go take a nap, he said things claiming to be a "God at the game" and apparently being one of the best solo players since before beta. Some random stuff that I wasn't really too invested in at this point as I realized how much of a fool he was.

I hope everyone who read through it all got a good kick out of it, it certainly brightened my night to see the delusional zergling mistaking their 24 man train for actual player skill - the shield breaker spam with a dedicated healer that was also using barrier every chance they got was just the icing on the cake.

EDIT - Sorry for censoring out all the names in the whisper. Avoiding naming and shaming, just trying to give people a good laugh at what goes on in this game sometimes

To everyone who actually did read it all - you the real MVP


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censoring kuss words?

KenaPKK

Zheg

I'm familiar with the amusing hate tells from infamous red and yellow, it's rare to get to see ones from blue. Sad part is, those rage tells were still in higher esteem than the ones that come from offline mode players cuz they can't handle responses xD

hammayolettuce

As always its a pleasure to see some salty tells from EG/NPK/Chuck . w.e name they want to use.

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Ellwin

Mythk wrote: »

MountainHound wrote: »

All I am seeing is a "look at me I am elite" post. This will probably be deleted soon as I don't think you are allowed to name shame, but could be wrong.

I agree, this player certainly did think he was elite, especially with hanging outside the sewer entrance attempting to gank lowbies running around! The whispers he sent to me definitely show how elite he feels

i believe mountain hound is saying your making "yourself" appear elite over others. i also believe he is bias considering him and potato are homies

SkylarkAU

DC zerglings be like

CN_Daniel

Zavus wrote: »

I had a good laugh German. Let me return it.







-Methuselah

I count 99 cumulative deaths. Seems to be about a 2:1 odds. Seems about right with you having emp for 2093874 days LOL.

CN_Daniel

Zeg0ta wrote: »

Potatoe is just mad that he can't gank ya. Came across one of these guys recently running with my group in IC he sent all of us hate tells saying how bad we are yet he couldn't gank any of us. Gankers just want those easy kills to make themselves feel good.

Not on my team but I'll claim him if for nothing other than his interesting hate tells. He must upset y'all, must be 50th time I've heard about it.

ataggs

CN_Daniel wrote: »

Zeg0ta wrote: »

Potatoe is just mad that he can't gank ya. Came across one of these guys recently running with my group in IC he sent all of us hate tells saying how bad we are yet he couldn't gank any of us. Gankers just want those easy kills to make themselves feel good.

Not on my team but I'll claim him if for nothing other than his interesting hate tells. He must upset y'all, must be 50th time I've heard about it.

I hope everyone knows it's not you, easy mistake to make because the names are similar. If he's not in your guild then I owe you an apology for my comment. I thought he was and made an assumption

PS. Stop reading the forums and worry about winning the campaign

Wollust

Zavus wrote: »

I had a good laugh German. Let me return it.







-Methuselah

What addon is that?

CN_Daniel

kill counter

DignifiedMouse

LOL, i remember that kid, wouldnt give me or any of us our money after facerolling him

P.s. Funny he complains about LoS when thats all he did against the 3 of us in 1v1's.... lawl

Lisbette

Mythk wrote: »

So today I was just roaming around the Imperial City, not necessarily doing much, gathered the last skyshard I hadn't gotten and caught some rare fish when my partner notifies me of caltrops being placed outside of the sewer entrance they were at.

Me being the brave PvPer that I am went to go investigate, and found a Nightblade using shield breaker with a pocket healer attempting to gank two lowbies entering the sewers. I immediately sprang into action and helped my fellow Ebonheart Pact warriors defeat the two sewer entrance gankers, and did /sweep for about two seconds to signal my disgust at the two players, ganking low level EP outside the sewer entrance.

Lo and behold, I received a whisper from the person - very quickly I should add. He must have looked up the accent in my name immediately after dying.

I hadn't realized who the player was until I started being hit with whispers, at which point I remembered him from an altercation he had with another friend of mine a few weeks ago in which about 4 of us all dueled him and beat him (very easily I should add).



At this point I had joined my partner down in the sewers and was looking to kill some mobs and grind them up so they would reach max level, when I decided that I might as well go and duel him so that he might calm down just a little bit. When I went back up however, he had a different idea of what a "1v1 duel" is. He was sitting there waiting for me with his healer healing him as he just stood still and light attacked me with shield breaker. I dispatched the healer relatively quickly, twice, and then killed him while my partner had finally reached the surface and was hiding nearby.



After this I headed back down into the sewers, but he still had lots of words to send me, because apparently losing while he outnumbered me 2 to 1 means that I am bad.



At this point my partner and I were having a massive laugh. My partner had just been sitting in stealth and had been detected once or twice, and apparently that counts as "backup" not to mention they are only v12 at the time of this happening, with very low veteran rank gear equipped.

I just decided to look up my kill counter to see about this guy since he was telling me how good he was, and wasn't surprised to find that he had never actually killed me, and I had 3 killing blows on him. I told him this and he told me that he was a "king".



He said some more things after that, but I was just getting ready to log off and go take a nap, he said things claiming to be a "God at the game" and apparently being one of the best solo players since before beta. Some random stuff that I wasn't really too invested in at this point as I realized how much of a fool he was.

I hope everyone who read through it all got a good kick out of it, it certainly brightened my night to see the delusional zergling mistaking their 24 man train for actual player skill - the shield breaker spam with a dedicated healer that was also using barrier every chance they got was just the icing on the cake.

EDIT - Sorry for censoring out all the names in the whisper. Avoiding naming and shaming, just trying to give people a good laugh at what goes on in this game sometimes

To everyone who actually did read it all - you the real MVP


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Yea this reminds me of a time some salty EP dragonknight [snip] pulled this on me. I killed him open world and he wanted a 1v1 so I obliged. He took 5 minutes to come out (equipping shieldbreaker ofc) and tried to use the time honored werewolf/shieldbreaker combo. I just LoS'd and Dawnbreaker'd and he melted. It was pretty late and I was drunk, but I just remember him screaming about no LoS in duels or something haha. I'll LoS everytime if someone is equipping shieldbreaker. Sorry not sorry. I heard he quit the game not long after, I really hope it wasn't because of that, I couldn't bear the thought

-Tamerlin

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Jules

Zavus wrote: »

I had a good laugh German. Let me return it.







-Methuselah

Literally won the internet with this.

Escorpiao_Noturno

He wrote it to me after he killed me with an 8 people.
Then called me to 1v1.
I refused and said I would accept only if he bring 2 more with him
and I give him 10 minutes to the 3 togheter try to kill me.
He brought 2 with him and stayed for 10 minutes trying to kill me
and not succeeded, was when arrived a 4 friend of his, after a 4 friend they
killed me. I didn't say nothing after that. Dont need it.

Karamis_Vimardon

10/10 would laugh again.

I should really work on my EP toon, I never get rage tells on my DC healer

AbraXuSeXile

dantator wrote: »

I think the best part of the story was what Rick said in chat, "Everyone, make sure to use Deltias new build 'Bubble Trouble'. He said its the best templar pvp build." haha

Haha i laughed in real but i still dont know if he was srs or not

Ghostbane

markgd88nrb18_ESO wrote: »

10/10 would laugh again.

I should really work on my EP toon, I never get rage tells on my DC healer

You're a healer !?

Morozov

Lava_Croft wrote: »

Everytime I run into one of the zerglings without their zerg, I'm always amazed at how little they actually are able to put up a fight. Always makes me feel kind of guilty for killing them.

My wife and I prefer fighting the blue side for this reason. On our gank nights there are way more targets like this one coming down from Ash. It does make us feel bad inside a little......

but we quickly get over it.....usually right after her mage's wrath explosion

koby-xxrwb17_ESO

Zavus wrote: »

I had a good laugh German. Let me return it.







-Methuselah

How did you manage to turngermans thread about rage tells from a sewer ganker into how much better than a DC guild you are

ZOS_CoriJ

Greetings folks,
Just informing you that we have removed some posts with direct references to specific players in this thread. We encourage the effort to continue to mask names and avoid direct references to players. This will keep the discussion from naming and shaming.

Turelus

Some people take games too seriously.

Rust_in_Peace

No one cares.

catalyst10e

I'm going to call this condition "Zerg Fever" the feeling you're a hot elite after being in a zerg. I myself have fallen victim to it at least once or twice. (never as bad as this jeez..) You get into a large group, get a few kills. You start to think "most of that damage came from me on that kill" which escalates to "Man, I wonder how bad these guys would be doing if I wasnt here..." You might even go to bed thinking you're ready to just take on the whole faction. but all it takes is 1 good player to send you back to humble town. Snap you back to reality.

For most, this blast is enough for us to think "god what was I thinking? I need better gear and I need to switch up my CP... I gotta make some real changes if I want to really compete.." And you move on, better for the experience.... and then there's those, like this fellow... who just sends whispers and demands duels... I bet you could beat him 6 times straight, but if you lost that 7th time, you'd never hear the end of it.

Friends don't let friends zerg & duel... prevent zerg fever today, get yourself rekt.

flying_ace2

My wife and I prefer fighting the blue side for this reason. On our gank nights there are way more targets like this one coming down from Ash. It does make us feel bad inside a little......

but we quickly get over it.....usually right after her mage's wrath explosion

Idk, I don't feel bad about it at allllllll Also, is Potato related to Sarenvog?

AverageJo3Gam3r

Oh I can't wait for console to get text chat so I can get rage whispers too! #sarcasm #priorities #fixLagFirst

Telel

This one just had a lovely encounter with that one over the gate house at Ash. Apparently he had fled while the rest of his comrades were butchered in a valient attempt to retake the keep right after we flipped it. This one just happened to spot faint trail of AD colored marking fluid that showed someone had escaped and decided to follow after it.

When this one found them hunched over the top of the gate furiously pretending to not be there they stood there a moment and waited for a flurry of skill to decimate a poor mediocre player. And then they waited a bit longer after applying a mark...

Finally they began to run over things, and off of things, and back around things while trying to cloak, and spin. Sadly Khajiit was just to far away watching this fun dance and rudely denied them soft squishy Telel to butcher. Then another AD showed up...

At this point our angry but elite blue friend fled for the safety of outside the keep, mark still upon him, and their many many cloaks. That is when they were kind enough to finally go down uner a hail of bombards and light attacks. From the speed with which they were in Telel's messages they can only assume they'd become distracted by their desire to congratulate this one for such a acrobatics filled fun time.

Sadly the translators must have glitched for instead of friendly words of 'LOL almost got away' they instead saw words once has not seen since they stopped reading tweets from pre-adolenct suburban gangstas. Why they almost made it seem as if someone was most very upset to have fallen to a khajiit who has never once said they were in any way good at this game.

Even more sadly they said they would now ignore this one thus denieing Telel a new friend to share a root beer and omnidirectional hammer hug with.

ataggs

Telel wrote: »

This one just had a lovely encounter with that one over the gate house at Ash. Apparently he had fled while the rest of his comrades were butchered in a valient attempt to retake the keep right after we flipped it. This one just happened to spot faint trail of AD colored marking fluid that showed someone had escaped and decided to follow after it.

When this one found them hunched over the top of the gate furiously pretending to not be there they stood there a moment and waited for a flurry of skill to decimate a poor mediocre player. And then they waited a bit longer after applying a mark...

Finally they began to run over things, and off of things, and back around things while trying to cloak, and spin. Sadly Khajiit was just to far away watching this fun dance and rudely denied them soft squishy Telel to butcher. Then another AD showed up...

At this point our angry but elite blue friend fled for the safety of outside the keep, mark still upon him, and their many many cloaks. That is when they were kind enough to finally go down uner a hail of bombards and light attacks. From the speed with which they were in Telel's messages they can only assume they'd become distracted by their desire to congratulate this one for such a acrobatics filled fun time.

Sadly the translators must have glitched for instead of friendly words of 'LOL almost got away' they instead saw words once has not seen since they stopped reading tweets from pre-adolenct suburban gangstas. Why they almost made it seem as if someone was most very upset to have fallen to a khajiit who has never once said they were in any way good at this game.

Even more sadly they said they would now ignore this one thus denieing Telel a new friend to share a root beer and omnidirectional hammer hug with.

That's too bad. Honestly you are one of the nicer people in game. Just the other day you / waved at my dead body on the bridge... How could anyone rage over a friendly gesture like that?