What Zerglings Do When Raid Ends

Mythk

So today I was just roaming around the Imperial City, not necessarily doing much, gathered the last skyshard I hadn't gotten and caught some rare fish when my partner notifies me of caltrops being placed outside of the sewer entrance they were at.

Me being the brave PvPer that I am went to go investigate, and found a Nightblade using shield breaker with a pocket healer attempting to gank two lowbies entering the sewers. I immediately sprang into action and helped my fellow Ebonheart Pact warriors defeat the two sewer entrance gankers, and did /sweep for about two seconds to signal my disgust at the two players, ganking low level EP outside the sewer entrance.

Lo and behold, I received a whisper from the person - very quickly I should add. He must have looked up the accent in my name immediately after dying.

I hadn't realized who the player was until I started being hit with whispers, at which point I remembered him from an altercation he had with another friend of mine a few weeks ago in which about 4 of us all dueled him and beat him (very easily I should add).



At this point I had joined my partner down in the sewers and was looking to kill some mobs and grind them up so they would reach max level, when I decided that I might as well go and duel him so that he might calm down just a little bit. When I went back up however, he had a different idea of what a "1v1 duel" is. He was sitting there waiting for me with his healer healing him as he just stood still and light attacked me with shield breaker. I dispatched the healer relatively quickly, twice, and then killed him while my partner had finally reached the surface and was hiding nearby.



After this I headed back down into the sewers, but he still had lots of words to send me, because apparently losing while he outnumbered me 2 to 1 means that I am bad.



At this point my partner and I were having a massive laugh. My partner had just been sitting in stealth and had been detected once or twice, and apparently that counts as "backup" not to mention they are only v12 at the time of this happening, with very low veteran rank gear equipped.

I just decided to look up my kill counter to see about this guy since he was telling me how good he was, and wasn't surprised to find that he had never actually killed me, and I had 3 killing blows on him. I told him this and he told me that he was a "king".



He said some more things after that, but I was just getting ready to log off and go take a nap, he said things claiming to be a "God at the game" and apparently being one of the best solo players since before beta. Some random stuff that I wasn't really too invested in at this point as I realized how much of a fool he was.

I hope everyone who read through it all got a good kick out of it, it certainly brightened my night to see the delusional zergling mistaking their 24 man train for actual player skill - the shield breaker spam with a dedicated healer that was also using barrier every chance they got was just the icing on the cake.

EDIT - Sorry for censoring out all the names in the whisper. Avoiding naming and shaming, just trying to give people a good laugh at what goes on in this game sometimes

To everyone who actually did read it all - you the real MVP


[Edited to remove named content and reference]

Yiko

LOL what a little rascal

MountainHound

All I am seeing is a "look at me I am elite" post. This will probably be deleted soon as I don't think you are allowed to name shame, but could be wrong.

Mythk

MountainHound wrote: »

All I am seeing is a "look at me I am elite" post. This will probably be deleted soon as I don't think you are allowed to name shame, but could be wrong.

I agree, this player certainly did think he was elite, especially with hanging outside the sewer entrance attempting to gank lowbies running around! The whispers he sent to me definitely show how elite he feels

Acts

The Fact that This " Potatoe " wants to 1v1 expecting to win a fair fight but brings Shield breaker and a backup healer and still loses is really sad. This is what this game is coming down too. Using cheap game mechanics in the game to prove you are a man but yet still a child inside.

I wonder how this would have went if Shield breaker was not a thing? Would this So called "Potatoe" ask to duel with a pocket healer and still expect to win or just move on with his HUGE ego that is really hiding something very small, Something like his skill level perhaps.

dantator

I think the best part of the story was what Rick said in chat, "Everyone, make sure to use Deltias new build 'Bubble Trouble'. He said its the best templar pvp build." haha

Scamandros

Has potato ever won a duel? I heard rumours of a mudcrab he once beat up but nothing confirmed

dantator

Basically, Potato is free AP.

Lava_Croft

Everytime I run into one of the zerglings without their zerg, I'm always amazed at how little they actually are able to put up a fight. Always makes me feel kind of guilty for killing them.

ataggs

I don't think this is name and shame at all. I wouldn't blame a whole guild for this jack wagon but it is certainly not a good look for them. Sorry you had to endure that.

nbksaske

Lol, more like a keyboard basher living at home with mommy

Jura23

Thx, very fun read indeed.

Göttermutter

The best templer build was to let experiance developpers on exploits and they didnt get banned for it!

Forestd16b14_ESO

#SpidermanThread.

OdinForge

German chases zergs all day, anyone who's seen him knows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRSbr0EYYU

Vynist

Loooooool I love them rage whispers.

Kartalin

We've run into this guy a few times and our experience is basically the same.

Minno

I have a feeling we will be treated to a video presentation showing the opposite viewpoint shortly lol.

Ghostbane

Minno wrote: »

I have a feeling we will be treated to a video presentation showing the opposite viewpoint shortly lol.

With Director commentary and NYT statistics.

heystreethawk

In the early days of mine guild we were running about 4 people deep, and I noticed that guy trying to stealth up behind a tree so we pushed yonder to that tree (its roots were strong and it held its grip steadily within that honest soil), popped and wiped a small man squad of about 12 of them beneath its noble branches, and only like 2 or 3 of them released SO

We camped out there and watched in awe as the Resurrection Brigade trickled in one at a time to try to get stealth rezzes off on Potatoe and Sons over and over until the timers ran out; the same handful of designated resurrection artists would release each time and run back to try to pick up these other people who refused to release.

Like...

Just come back together guys

Emma_Overload

Mythk wrote: »

Lo and behold, I received a whisper from the person - very quickly I should add. He must have looked up the accent in my name immediately after dying.

Ha ha, I keep the Windows Character Map open in the background just so I can copy and paste in situations like this. I've always suspected PvP gankers use the accented characters to thwart whisperers!

OdinForge

Emma_Eunjung wrote: »

Mythk wrote: »

Lo and behold, I received a whisper from the person - very quickly I should add. He must have looked up the accent in my name immediately after dying.

Ha ha, I keep the Windows Character Map open in the background just so I can copy and paste in situations like this. I've always suspected PvP gankers use the accented characters to thwart whisperers!

Au contraire.

PvP gankers LOVE getting rage whispers, it's their validation. Most people I've met (myself included) put an accent in to make it more difficult to get them, because they are annoying.

zyk

This guy is kind of infamous for his tells.. While some trash talkers do it for amusement, I think he is seriously unwell.

DHale

All sounds like a "tornado" of a worthless pile of..... Goo. Lol! He is is not even worth the laugh.

Decayed_Inside

Oh man i wouldn't want to make him mad he is a top solo pvper after all, since before beta.

Lava_Croft

In all honesty, we cannot really blame the zerglings though. The one really to blame is @Wrobel and his batshit crazy idea that PvP should be about large, larger and largest zergs.

Decayed_Inside

Lava_Croft wrote: »

In all honesty, we cannot really blame the zerglings though. The one really to blame is @Wrobel and his batshit crazy idea that PvP should be about large, larger and largest zergs.

So true people only zerg because they get zerged so much lol

Jules

Lol, good read

Lexxypwns

Come on German, you're just supposed to stand in his shield breaker spam while his healer keeps him alive, everyone knows those are the rules to a true 1v1, god man, have some class...

PainfulFAFA

Lol good read
Ive gotten rage tells from him too on my lowbie nb xD

Erynyes

good ol'potatoe, never change, spend more time rage tell than actually pvpin