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[Video] - "No ETA" supercut

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Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.
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    Pure gold hehe
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    Subscribed.
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    How can they make an eso life episode and think it's a good idea if basically all they say is "no eta" "after thieves guild" "later this year"? What kinda reaction did they expect? :lol:
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    Hahaha this is a masterpiece. Seriously... subbed!
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    @MisterBigglesworth

    Did you play WoW huh?
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    Best ever in this forum, i tip my hat to you good sir!
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    you're genious :D
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    The easiest way to stop breaking promises is to stop making them.

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    pure gold dude!!
  • ralonasan
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    The ESO Forum Common Complaint Checklist: ☑
    ☐ Nerf/Buff Sorcerers.
    ☐ Nerf/Buff Nightblades.
    ☐ Nerf/Buff Dragonknights.
    ☐ Nerf/Buff Templars.
    ☐ THIS IS P2W!
    ☐ L2P n00b.
    ☐ Where is the LOL button??
    ☐ Fix PvP lag.
    ☐ LFG is full of scrubs.
    ☐ WHEN WILL YOU ADD CONSOLE TEXT CHAT?
    ☐ WHEN ARE ARENAS COMING?
    ☐ Natch Potes.
    ☐ Nerf Veteran Maelstrom Arena.
    ☐ Race Change ETA?
    ☐ Please add the Barber Shop!
    ☐ Why don't Trials scale?
    ☐ Working as intended.
    ☐ Why did you nerf/buff this?
    ☐ When will "thing" be added?
  • TheBonesXXX
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    Laughed like an idiot, sharing with my friends.
  • MisterBigglesworth
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    @CrowsDescend Yeah. Still do.
    Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.
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    I think I won't be misusing the term when I say:

    LMAO!
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    Can anyone tell me what I'm missing here?

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    Some new data has come across my desk.
    Long story short, we're going to need a wormhole.
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    Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.
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    Can anyone tell me what I'm missing here?

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    This is ********** brilliant.
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    Can anyone tell me what I'm missing here?

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    Did you EAT them? ;)
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  • Hiero_Glyph
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    Awesome video!

    What's sad is that the one thing they do have an ETA on is delivering the battle spirit bug to consoles.
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    Ha ha, pretty funny, though let's lighten the mood further by things that we DO know the ETA of!

    Thieves Guild DLC PTS - Early February
    Thieves Guild DLC Live Server - Q1
    All the bug fixes/changes we have record of them saying is coming in the Thieves Guild Update - Q1
    1. Fix 1
    2. Fix 2
    3. . . .
    4. Fix 1 million (I lost count to be honest)
    Dark Brotherhood DLC Live Server - Q2
    Removal of Veteran System!!! - Q2 (if I'm remembering correctly, please to correct if no)

    So it's not like, ALL "No ETA" ;-)
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    Can anyone tell me what I'm missing here?

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    Okay this is the best thing I've seen in a while. Probably better than the video.
  • Lennz
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    What Does ETA?
  • Bfish22090
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    lol that was great
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    Nice work
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    So we won't get to Eat The Argonians then?

    This one is both disappointed and yet somehow slightly relieved.

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  • Messy1
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    This video is genius!!! Matt Firor should be embarrassed by his use of "no ETA."

    Consumers want an ETA on everything! So everything that Matt Firor said "no ETA" for, he should go back and actually give an ETA for!

    He really kinda made a PR snafu. He came across as insincere and/or unorganized.

    Also, he should realize that ESO is only successful because of it's dedicated pkayers and he should now work 10x as hard for us. Yes, he did acknowledge us on the road ahead, but every ESO live I've ever watched all the devs seem condescending to the player base as if our ideas are impossible to implement. Devs should not ask what their player base can do for them, but instead what they can do fir their player base.
  • MrGigglypants
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    @ZOS_GinaBruno so who's showing him this.
  • Yolokin_Swagonborn
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    Messy1 wrote: »
    This video is genius!!! Matt Firor should be embarrassed by his use of "no ETA."

    Consumers want an ETA on everything! So everything that Matt Firor said "no ETA" for, he should go back and actually give an ETA for!

    He really kinda made a PR snafu. He came across as insincere and/or unorganized.

    Also, he should realize that ESO is only successful because of it's dedicated pkayers and he should now work 10x as hard for us. Yes, he did acknowledge us on the road ahead, but every ESO live I've ever watched all the devs seem condescending to the player base as if our ideas are impossible to implement. Devs should not ask what their player base can do for them, but instead what they can do fir their player base.

    Don't forget this gem of a question dodge.
    Gina: We've seen some people thinking that the endgame economy is suffering a bit since so many of the items are bind on pickup and just wondering if we are doing anything to sort of breathe some new life into the in-game economy?
    Matt Firor: um, uh we want to update things so that uh, crafters and everything can actually do content along with the other people - keep it up to date and we don't want to get in a situation where players can outlevel things or we change a system and suddenly you cant do things that you used to do.

    No where in that rambling did you even ATTEMPT to answer the question Matt.
  • MisterBigglesworth
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    Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.
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    Recremen wrote: »
    Ha ha, pretty funny, though let's lighten the mood further by things that we DO know the ETA of!

    Thieves Guild DLC PTS - Early February
    Thieves Guild DLC Live Server - Q1
    All the bug fixes/changes we have record of them saying is coming in the Thieves Guild Update - Q1
    1. Fix 1
    2. Fix 2
    3. . . .
    4. Fix 1 million (I lost count to be honest)
    Dark Brotherhood DLC Live Server - Q2
    Removal of Veteran System!!! - Q2 (if I'm remembering correctly, please to correct if no)

    So it's not like, ALL "No ETA" ;-)

    That what happens when you speak too technically to your customers.

    He gave us some ETAs. And he also mentioned that the incoming changes affects a lot of systems. Providing an ETA for everything would be non professional.

    Matt next time speak less technically to your customers...instead of 'no eta' just say that more details will be available on a specific feature after the Q1 DLC or Q2 DLC is delivered.
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