Nerf Nightblades!!!!!

Molag_Crow

Since we're close to NoNerfNovember, I'd like to make my last nerf topic for now.

So, nerf Nightblades! they shouldn't be allowed to run around Cyrodiil like this:

It's just unfair to have a Nerf gun mounted onto your sword or dagger.

Who agrees?

Edit:

Since a few people think this topic is serious, it isn't serious, I am joking so don't worry! take deep breath exercises

Turelus

Personally I think Dark Cloak needs a buff, should add 100% more damage with your next attack and ignore all armour/spell resistance.

BuggeX

nb is fine, and no i dont Play one, my nb is lvl 6

TiberX

Turelus wrote: »

Personally I think Dark Cloak needs a buff, should add 100% more damage with your next attack and ignore all armour/spell resistance.

And followed by instakill attack ( they should add that) and unkilable brute ( also made up) , right?

Ah , almost forgot also rubber armor that reflects all melle attacks , available only for NB.

Frawr

BuggeX wrote: »

nb is fine, and no i dont Play one, my nb is lvl 6

someone didn't open the spoiler!

PBpsy

CrowsDescend wrote: »

Since we're close to NoNerfNovember, I'd like to make my last nerf topic for now.

So, nerf Nightblades! they shouldn't be allowed to run around Cyrodiil like this:

It's just unfair to have a Nerf gun mounted onto your sword or dagger.

Who agrees?

Don't nerf my nerf gun bro!!!!

Malmai

CrowsDescend wrote: »

Since we're close to NoNerfNovember, I'd like to make my last nerf topic for now.

So, nerf Nightblades! they shouldn't be allowed to run around Cyrodiil like this:

It's just unfair to have a Nerf gun mounted onto your sword or dagger.

Who agrees?

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Robo_Hobo

Nerf stamsorcs pls, so op

There, got that out of my system. Bring on November.

NateAssassin

Please give me an item that makes my cloak permanent, makes all my attacks do 10x more damage, gives me 1,000 CP, 5593275817 attribute points, and insta VR 32 please, oh and only give me it so i can feel better about myself socially

PBpsy

NateAssassin wrote: »

Please give me an item that makes my cloak permanent, makes all my attacks do 10x more damage, gives me 1,000 CP, 5593275817 attribute points, and insta VR 32 please, oh and only give me it so i can feel better about myself socially

You forgot too to ask for the ability to walk trough walls and have a heard of adoring sexy kajith ladies follow you around.

BuggeX

Frawr wrote: »

BuggeX wrote: »

nb is fine, and no i dont Play one, my nb is lvl 6

someone didn't open the spoiler!

i did, just didnt got the joke

willymchilybily

you guys wanting OP stuff, Pah be reasonable

ps. I want is stamina draining gear set (5) piece bonus every point of HP damage done also removes/siphons 1 point of enemies stamina and returns it to me.

Callous2208

I believe it's high time my templar has a passive aura that burns any enemy within 100 meters of my burning light of righteousness, for 10k damage per second. It's ridiculous that someone can walk right up and lay their hands or weapons on my blessed armor of the divines!

Robo_Hobo

Callous2208 wrote: »

I believe it's high time my templar has a passive aura that burns any enemy within 100 meters of my burning light of righteousness, for 10k damage per second. It's ridiculous that someone can walk right up and lay their hands or weapons on my blessed armor of the divines!

It's probably just an oversight and they forgot to add it. Should be in next patch.

indigology

Whine whine whine whine. Go make a nightblade.

CJohnson81

Can we have a Nerf Arena? I want Nerf versions of all our weapons and armor. Bean bags for spells! PVP would be like watching a LARP battle at the park.

CJohnson81

PBpsy wrote: »

NateAssassin wrote: »

Please give me an item that makes my cloak permanent, makes all my attacks do 10x more damage, gives me 1,000 CP, 5593275817 attribute points, and insta VR 32 please, oh and only give me it so i can feel better about myself socially

You forgot too to ask for the ability to walk trough walls and have a heard of adoring sexy kajith ladies follow you around.

Khajit sex slave pets in the crwon store?

hydrocynus

Sort out the PingShield and the yellow shield above AD heads and the Nightblades won't be an issue.

Has anyone else noticed that it only seems to be EP Nightblades that use these cowardly tactics? Not too surprised to beer honest.

I never see blue ones and I don't know any yellow ones.

uso245

NBs can be managed. Coming from a person that plays multiple roles in PvP on all classes I understand from both perspectives and thus can say you can get a NB but it is up to you to utilize the proper tools in order to evade. i.e. Invisibility Potion.

uso245

You have the tools just the method of implementation is what needs to be looked at. Also I do realize the OP has a funny sarcastic post.

uso245

CJohnson81 wrote: »

Can we have a Nerf Arena? I want Nerf versions of all our weapons and armor. Bean bags for spells! PVP would be like watching a LARP battle at the park.

"LIGHTNING BOLT, LIGHTNING BOLT!!"

uso245

Robo_Hobo wrote: »

Nerf stamsorcs pls, so op

There, got that out of my system. Bring on November.

You know they're getting buffed right?

SneaK

Satire or not, last thing we need is another thread title out there saying this. Come'on man.

TequilaFire

Nightblades need smoke bombs.

TequilaFire

hydrocynus wrote: »

Sort out the PingShield and the yellow shield above AD heads and the Nightblades won't be an issue.

Has anyone else noticed that it only seems to be EP Nightblades that use these cowardly tactics? Not too surprised to beer honest.

I never see blue ones and I don't know any yellow ones.

Too much beer that's why you don't see them!

Khenarthi

hydrocynus wrote: »

Sort out the PingShield and the yellow shield above AD heads and the Nightblades won't be an issue.

Has anyone else noticed that it only seems to be EP Nightblades that use these cowardly tactics? Not too surprised to beer honest.

I never see blue ones and I don't know any yellow ones.

What's a Pingshield? I've got an AD NB in the EU server, if that makes any difference.

RAGUNAnoOne

indigology wrote: »

Whine whine whine whine. Go make a nightblade.

I thought he already did, I recall responding to a thread asking about the skills.

NBs can hit like trucks or be healers but the one thing NBS are not are tanks

Molag_Crow

Nerf people who can't click a spoiler box!

Sting864

NateAssassin wrote: »

Please give me an item that makes my cloak permanent, makes all my attacks do 10x more damage, gives me 1,000 CP, 5593275817 attribute points, and insta VR 32 please, oh and only give me it so i can feel better about myself socially

If that's what you think you need to feel better about yourself, socially; I have some psychological referrals that may help more than an OP character...

Robo_Hobo

uso245 wrote: »

Robo_Hobo wrote: »

Nerf stamsorcs pls, so op

There, got that out of my system. Bring on November.

You know they're getting buffed right?

No, I didn't, but good for them then. :P

I don't actually PvP by the way, I just chose to say (what I would guess would be) the least-popular build and say to nerf it sarcastically. Although, stamina sorcs could be a popular build for all I know. Still, it sounds more trolly than saying Magicka NB, or Stamina Templar and such. Maybe I should start a HP build, putting all points into HP only, and then conquer all of Tamriel. I think I'll call him 'Hjalti Early-Beard', and I'll be a Nord born in Alcaire High Rock.

I think I'll wait a couple hundred years though first, let things die down.

Molag_Crow

So nobody else has been shot by a nerf gun in Cyrodiil? I'm shocked.....