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Not sure if this is allowed on forums but... I made this joke in Cyrodiil once: (About Sejanus outpost) "Who is Sej and why his ... was named to an outpost?"
What do you call players in the alliance that is losing the war in Cyrodiil?
Scrolless Ones.
The Scroll Shriven.
"Argonians have fat, scaly tails." —Rissa Manyclaws.
"Once upon a time there were three sisters: Delicious, Delightful, and Disgusting. Now, Delicious and Delightful were both very pretty girls..." —Brendalyn Jurarde.
"I smell to the nobility." —Indrasa Avani.
"A bargain with an animal is not a contract made." —Haderus Atrimus.
"Redguard makeup for sale. Free samples. Secret ingredients. Unique application method. Lots of satisfied customers." —The Mudball Goblin (aka, Cognac Vinecroft)
"Your armor looks like underwear." —Shuns-the-Knife.