starkerealm wrote: »I don't have as much exposure to the vampire community. But, honestly, the game's werewolf community is really friendly. And, I don't mean that as some kind of euphemism.
Console, the sex is by the female sleeping on back while the male do weak push ups or the male sleeps on back or the sit on ground 5 while the female gets on top and do the worship emote so it looks like woman on top position.*scratches head. I get the dunmer dance / lap dance, but cannot recall how these fem-vamps were "having sex".
Are you PC or console?
heartburnkid wrote: »So this is what ya'll do in your spare time, yes?
and let me tell you it was such a huge difference. First I went to vamp shrine only to see naked females having sex and giving lap dances to male vampires and one guy screaming he will buy bites. After about an hour someone bit me out of nowhere I was pleased so I ended up paying for someones bite. So I head to the werewolf shrine only to be greeted by atleast 20 werewolves howling and naked players dancing with someone playing sexy and I know it through the mic, it was hilarious. I ended up befriending a wolf and getting a lapdance from her. I never expected to encounter such things in eso but I guess anythings possible XD.
RadicalSpirit wrote: »and let me tell you it was such a huge difference. First I went to vamp shrine only to see naked females having sex and giving lap dances to male vampires and one guy screaming he will buy bites. After about an hour someone bit me out of nowhere I was pleased so I ended up paying for someones bite. So I head to the werewolf shrine only to be greeted by atleast 20 werewolves howling and naked players dancing with someone playing sexy and I know it through the mic, it was hilarious. I ended up befriending a wolf and getting a lapdance from her. I never expected to encounter such things in eso but I guess anythings possible XD.
One of the funniest things I've seen on ESO to date was last weekend at the Vampire shrine.
With all of the scamming going on, which in itself can be hilarious... and all of the *** talking on mic over there... this group of trolls (the usual american teens) came over all dressed in briefs and nothing else.
One of them pulled out a chair and the others basically started doing all kinds of gay things to him, and of course they all talked about it on mic...
It was funny as hell though, they were doing lap dances and getting some people so mad on the mic.
Console, the sex is by the female sleeping on back while the male do weak push ups or the male sleeps on back or the sit on ground 5 while the female gets on top and do the worship emote so it looks like woman on top position.*scratches head. I get the dunmer dance / lap dance, but cannot recall how these fem-vamps were "having sex".
Are you PC or console?
RadicalSpirit wrote: »and let me tell you it was such a huge difference. First I went to vamp shrine only to see naked females having sex and giving lap dances to male vampires and one guy screaming he will buy bites. After about an hour someone bit me out of nowhere I was pleased so I ended up paying for someones bite. So I head to the werewolf shrine only to be greeted by atleast 20 werewolves howling and naked players dancing with someone playing sexy and I know it through the mic, it was hilarious. I ended up befriending a wolf and getting a lapdance from her. I never expected to encounter such things in eso but I guess anythings possible XD.
One of the funniest things I've seen on ESO to date was last weekend at the Vampire shrine.
With all of the scamming going on, which in itself can be hilarious... and all of the *** talking on mic over there... this group of trolls (the usual american teens) came over all dressed in briefs and nothing else.
One of them pulled out a chair and the others basically started doing all kinds of gay things to him, and of course they all talked about it on mic...
It was funny as hell though, they were doing lap dances and getting some people so mad on the mic.
Sounds like my Riften experience last week XD
Console, the sex is by the female sleeping on back while the male do weak push ups or the male sleeps on back or the sit on ground 5 while the female gets on top and do the worship emote so it looks like woman on top position.*scratches head. I get the dunmer dance / lap dance, but cannot recall how these fem-vamps were "having sex".
Are you PC or console?
So the female is asleep and that's not creepy... j/k. I was semi-trolling, but do appreciate you responding. Sounds pretty fun and I bet the area mic situation could be a benefit compared to us PC folk.
It's always a party at the shrines.Console, the sex is by the female sleeping on back while the male do weak push ups or the male sleeps on back or the sit on ground 5 while the female gets on top and do the worship emote so it looks like woman on top position.*scratches head. I get the dunmer dance / lap dance, but cannot recall how these fem-vamps were "having sex".
Are you PC or console?
So the female is asleep and that's not creepy... j/k. I was semi-trolling, but do appreciate you responding. Sounds pretty fun and I bet the area mic situation could be a benefit compared to us PC folk.
The area chat can degrade to some truly venomous things so it's a boon and a bane. The one really crappy part is that when some kid comes up bragging about scamming someone you can't link to the forums where it shows that scamming is against the ToS and they could be banned. I tell them anyway and make sure I read aloud the steps I'm going through to report. You get some kids begging you not to, but it's simply too late
It's always a party at the shrines.Console, the sex is by the female sleeping on back while the male do weak push ups or the male sleeps on back or the sit on ground 5 while the female gets on top and do the worship emote so it looks like woman on top position.*scratches head. I get the dunmer dance / lap dance, but cannot recall how these fem-vamps were "having sex".
Are you PC or console?
So the female is asleep and that's not creepy... j/k. I was semi-trolling, but do appreciate you responding. Sounds pretty fun and I bet the area mic situation could be a benefit compared to us PC folk.
The area chat can degrade to some truly venomous things so it's a boon and a bane. The one really crappy part is that when some kid comes up bragging about scamming someone you can't link to the forums where it shows that scamming is against the ToS and they could be banned. I tell them anyway and make sure I read aloud the steps I'm going through to report. You get some kids begging you not to, but it's simply too late
So glad console came out....to take a certain level of gamer away from the PC.
Yes. That's exactly me. Except I'm thin and beardless. It's surprisingly difficult to grow a neckbeard when you're female.RadicalSpirit wrote: »So glad console came out....to take a certain level of gamer away from the PC.
With comments like this I always wonder what PC gamers generally act like in real life, they must be boring as hell, with no social skills at all. I imagine the typical redditor, only fatter, with a longer beard, and even less chance of ever getting with a woman.
RadicalSpirit wrote: »So glad console came out....to take a certain level of gamer away from the PC.
With comments like this I always wonder what PC gamers generally act like in real life, they must be boring as hell, with no social skills at all. I imagine the typical redditor, only fatter, with a longer beard, and even less chance of ever getting with a woman.
Never thought it did do anything, it scares the kids enough though so I'll do it anyway. I certainly don't hang around the shrine to report people, I'm normally just there when giving a bite to a guildyRadicalSpirit wrote: »You sIt's always a party at the shrines.Console, the sex is by the female sleeping on back while the male do weak push ups or the male sleeps on back or the sit on ground 5 while the female gets on top and do the worship emote so it looks like woman on top position.*scratches head. I get the dunmer dance / lap dance, but cannot recall how these fem-vamps were "having sex".
Are you PC or console?
So the female is asleep and that's not creepy... j/k. I was semi-trolling, but do appreciate you responding. Sounds pretty fun and I bet the area mic situation could be a benefit compared to us PC folk.
The area chat can degrade to some truly venomous things so it's a boon and a bane. The one really crappy part is that when some kid comes up bragging about scamming someone you can't link to the forums where it shows that scamming is against the ToS and they could be banned. I tell them anyway and make sure I read aloud the steps I'm going through to report. You get some kids begging you not to, but it's simply too late
You should also direct them to anyone who has been banned for scamming... Oh wait, that's nobody.
Maybe you should tell them what really happens, that the report for scamming is essentially a "feel good" button which when pressed does nothing.
RadicalSpirit wrote: »So glad console came out....to take a certain level of gamer away from the PC.
With comments like this I always wonder what PC gamers generally act like in real life, they must be boring as hell, with no social skills at all. I imagine the typical redditor, only fatter, with a longer beard, and even less chance of ever getting with a woman.
I've met countless interesting people over the years who have turned out to be console gamers, ranging from Analysts & lawyers, to models and god knows what else. Hell, I even came across a chick in my gym that turned out to be a gamer & knew tonnes about games from the last 20 years.
I don't think I've ever come across a PC gamer in real life.
RadicalSpirit wrote: »You should also direct them to anyone who has been banned for scamming... Oh wait, that's nobody.