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Racism
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I have fought in cyrodil for a time and i must say wood elves are short but good spy cus there so freakin tiny that and they look better with a battle axe for a face2 -
Lexxypwns✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Shortness does have its uses! Especially for Nightblades!
Edited by Lexxypwns on August 9, 2015 12:19AM1 -
Frozstee✭✭✭*raises hand*
That was me. Stop being a troll and I will stop reporting your inappropriate posts.
Please and thanks.GT: Frozstee = Xbox - NA =
"Bright Moons, and Sharp Claws my friends." - Zarum4 -
AmakarGranaen✭✭✭I don't think orcs are tall at all. In fact , an orc is like a fat little bosmer compared to an Altmer.
What i think all orcs should do is...
look for the direction where boethiah is...
wait until he's looking away, showing his backside...
and...
go back to where they came from.Cthulhu is coming, look busy1 -
Lightninvash✭✭✭✭✭The bosmer are all midgets with tiny hands and tiny feet. So small got to roll to avoid being squished. Mwuahahahahaha1 -
I don't think orcs are tall at all. In fact , an orc is like a fat little bosmer compared to an Altmer.
What i think all orcs should do is...
look for the direction where boethiah is...
wait until he's looking away, showing his backside...
and...
go back to where they came from.
Ha dont know what orcs you have seen i am taller than plenty of scrawny high elfs whose whole body cant even muster enough strength to match my middle finger HA id prefer a bosmer next to me in a fight than a high and mighty altmer cus the bosmer wont get us killed by getting distracted by ones own image HAHAHA.2 -
Rioghnan✭✭✭Just watch where you step mate or that Bosmer won't be worth much anymore. You could put it on your shoulder I reckon, like a parrot.
We're not so distracted by our own reflection as we are by the hoards of females who want a piece of us. It's a quest in itself to keep them all satisfied. Hahaha!Edited by Rioghnan on August 23, 2015 3:13PMYou die first!1 -
Collins6542✭✭Maybe that's how one gets an arrow to the knee..Xbox One: Collins6542
Avatar: Siricol
Guild: Imperial Legion Militia
Ebonheart Pact
Mournhold, Deshaan Tamriel3 -
Rioghnan✭✭✭@Collins6542 Nice one mate! ^5. HAHAHAHA!Edited by Rioghnan on August 23, 2015 3:28PMYou die first!1
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Atrix_TussandSoul ShrivenWell, iam giant Nord with huge warhammer so no one is daring to insult me...or even look at me. hmpf.
No one, except you my steel bauty you love me i know. But, its only i give you to kiss a lot of strange faces. Its very hard for you my love, when, when strangers face explodes after a kiss. Muahahahahaha.
Khm,
Iam good, we are good, all is good.1 -
Alucardo✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Don't take it the wrong way. I'm sure they meant LITTLE offence. It was probably just a TINY understanding.
You're short.3 -
The Bosmer are not short. We are young. As a race we understand this by instinct. Our race has yet to grow into our full potential. We know we are young and we know we are imperfect. Our souls have much growing to do and our bodies reflect this.
The Altmer stand tall in their pride, their height reflects this. As a race they are blind to their imperfections and do not realize how much their souls have yet to grow.
Few are the Altmer who know this and many are the Bosmer who feel this. Though there are some that see, many do not not.
We are all children of the world whether we be Man or we be Mer or we be Other Kin.
We will change.
We will learn.
We will grow.
Edited by Solace of Shadows on February 14, 2016 8:32PMSolace In Shadows is my name in the realm of Tamriel. If you disagree with my words or disparage my sentiments, then face me on the battlefield and you can kiss my axe.2 -
Oberon45✭✭✭"They think we're short, they think we're kind of sawed off,
We pull out our bows, then their bodies get hauled off"
From the Bosmer lorebook, "Straight Outta Grahtwood"7 -
So as a Altmer I decided to go to the Dominion capital of Elden Root to go craft and sell some wares as I was walking around the marketplace I randomly heard a strange squishing sound close to floor as I looked down and under my boot expecting to a rat or other such similar tiny creature but much to my surprise I saw the mangled and indented face of a Bosmer who I unknowingly killed by stepping on his face with my foot needless to say I was not very distraught by this sight having just killed numerous Daedra so I casually grabbed a piece of the leather rags the Bosmer was wearing and wiped off the remains of the Bosmers face from my boot and casually went about my day.Prefer knowledge to wealth, for the one is transitory, the other perpetual.
Legion Of The Black Sun - Guildmaster
Artanis Aiur - VR11 - Altmer - Sorcerer - Aldmeri Dominion
Tiberius Aetius - L48 - Imperial - Templar - Aldmeri Dominion
Alvalos Greenlake - L23 - Bosmer - Nightblade - Aldmeri Dominion
Talvos Valnor - L31 - Dunmer - Dragonknight - Aldmeri Dominion1 -
Rioghnan✭✭✭I saw a Nord that looked taller than me the other day. And I said, "Hey, you aren't allowed to be taller than me." and then I realized he was standing on a step above where I was. Whew. That was close.You die first!1
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Cadbury✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭In every TES game, I've played as an orc. Between the Redguards and the Bretons sacking our home 24/7, the altmer hating everyone, and the Pact fighting among themselves, it's hard for an orc to pick any side.
"If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."1 -
Well we can all agree that orc armour is superiour but what i dont understand is the argonians there just overgrown lizards UNLIKE us orcs who are walking war machines nuff said.:)1
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goatlyonesub17_ESO✭✭✭✭While disguised as a goblin and cooking recipes in the kitchen of the Crossroads Inn in Belkarth, I was told by a high elf that my kind wasn't welcome and didn't belong there. I just laughed and informed the arrogant Altmer that I was the Secret Chef and I'd cook wherever I pleased."Argonians have fat, scaly tails." —Rissa Manyclaws.
"Once upon a time there were three sisters: Delicious, Delightful, and Disgusting. Now, Delicious and Delightful were both very pretty girls..." —Brendalyn Jurarde.
"I smell to the nobility." —Indrasa Avani.
"A bargain with an animal is not a contract made." —Haderus Atrimus.
"Redguard makeup for sale. Free samples. Secret ingredients. Unique application method. Lots of satisfied customers." —The Mudball Goblin (aka, Cognac Vinecroft)
"Your armor looks like underwear." —Shuns-the-Knife.1
