Maintenance for the week of October 21:
• PC/Mac: No maintenance – October 21
• ESO Store and Account System for maintenance – October 21, 9:00AM EDT (13:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EDT (16:00 UTC)
• PC/Mac: No maintenance – October 21
• ESO Store and Account System for maintenance – October 21, 9:00AM EDT (13:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EDT (16:00 UTC)
Revelation's Dozen [AD/PvP/PvE] recruiting!
New PvP/PvE oriented guild looking for more people to help us rock Cyrodiil and beyond!
Our DPS use skills to do massive critical damage, our healers practice real life Wack-a-Mole at Chucky Cheese once a week and our tanks taunt UFC fighters. When we enter dungeons, bosses walk up to us, drop their loot and kill themselves. ESO pays us to play. We date supermodels. We've all won the lottery. We all have IQs above 180. Our private parts are so big that they go all the way from the left trigger to A on the controller. We are all rock stars and may need to stop raiding for our world tour. We party with celebrities and mingle with the political elite. We leap tall buildings in a single bound. We have been on COPS twelve times. We do not talk about Fight Club. We test on animals. We won the Special Olympics. We are on a first name basis with Christopher Walken and Samuel L Jackson.
We are Revelation's Dozen
Our DPS use skills to do massive critical damage, our healers practice real life Wack-a-Mole at Chucky Cheese once a week and our tanks taunt UFC fighters. When we enter dungeons, bosses walk up to us, drop their loot and kill themselves. ESO pays us to play. We date supermodels. We've all won the lottery. We all have IQs above 180. Our private parts are so big that they go all the way from the left trigger to A on the controller. We are all rock stars and may need to stop raiding for our world tour. We party with celebrities and mingle with the political elite. We leap tall buildings in a single bound. We have been on COPS twelve times. We do not talk about Fight Club. We test on animals. We won the Special Olympics. We are on a first name basis with Christopher Walken and Samuel L Jackson.
We are Revelation's Dozen
War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend.
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