A new guild is born: Chuck Norris

jkemmery

NPK Daniel wrote: »

jkemmery wrote: »

Dan is also possibly the best raid leader in the game. NPK has quite a few good ones, but Dan stands out. NPK has been consistently out numbered in Azura but we manage to hold our own against 2 factions gunning for us. I hope Dan isn't gone from NPK, but, I wish him the best if he is. I may drop one of my guilds to join his. I have to seriously consider it.

I am gone from NPK, but I will never forget where I came from. If you have to drop a guild to join mine, please don't choose NPK. Your kind words are appreciated, but not deserved. There are far better leaders than I, but I will admit, no one has the courage and persistence my teams do. I am always honored and humbled by the support I receive.

Never. Jack would quit doing pledges with me!
But seriously, NPK opened up a new gaming experience for me. I'll never leave.
I'll pst you for an invite next time I'm on. But the name? ... smh

Mako1132

Kobaal wrote: »

Mako1132 wrote: »

Kobaal wrote: »

Ive got a free guild spot and I'll be looking for an invite.

Mako1132 wrote: »

NPK Daniel wrote: »

Yeap, that's why they booted me. I don't think you people understand. I'm probably the most positive person you'll ever meet. I feed off our your rage and negativity. Don't expect to get any back from me or my team.

Typically, in real life, those who talk junk are the weakest. The strong, know they are strong, and do not feel the need to put others down.

You gives me big smiles Mako!

They also don't need to continuously pout and tell people how good they are every chance they get and scream out LOOK AT ME GUYS....
But alright Norris Chuck, Arizona Walker Patrolman, please don't use your trianglehouse punch on me.

You can stop editing and re-editing your posts now:

Lol what a noob... uses a card strong against creatures to counter a trap card...

CN_Daniel

Mako, bro, if you want an inv, you can just pst me in game. I won't tell nobodies.

:-)

Publius_Scipio

I give this thread two biceps up.

On Tuesday at 10 pm EST I will be signing autographs in the commander's tent at South High Rock in Chillrend. You can also take selfies with the biceps.

CN_Daniel

Chuck Norris has huge biceps, but it is his foot that the enemy should fear.

Leovolao

Mako1132 wrote: »

Manoekin wrote: »

NPK Daniel wrote: »

I will always be NPK at heart, but due to philosophical differences I have separated from NPK and formed a new guild: Chuck Norris.

We strive to be the best PVP team on DC. Please PM me in game on 'Wizard Daniel' or 'Dragonknight Daniel' for a guild invite.



Chuck Norris is less than 12hrs old. But his power grows exponentially by the minute; within 6hrs of creation we have already crowned our first emp! I will miss all of my NPK friends, but I had to do what I think is best for me, and the DC faction as a whole. Anyone who is an elite pvp'er, or wants to be elite is welcome on my team. No requirements, other than a thirst for greatness.

DC LIVES!

-Texas Walker Ranger

Nooblar.

Draxys wrote: »

you don't respect the mans title enough to get it right, you deserve a swift roundhouse kick to the face

I bet you don't even know what his first name was, hint: it's not Texas

This thread is hilarious.... because the guy trying to play off the meme of WALKER TEXAS RANGER..... called it Texas Walker Ranger..... god it can't get more perfect than that.


This guild and OP is a sham my fellow forum posters, I urge you to pray not to false idols.... the Real Chuck Norris guild will be created shortly, for he is Walker Texas Ranger, the one true god.... not this petty attempt. Nay as we walk through the valley of the shadow of copycats, we shall fear no child trying to play off a meme, for thou (the true Walker Texas Ranger) art with me.





Anyone else find it kind of ironic that a guy who's philosophy is to win by zerging/running 2 full raids.... is calling his guild Chuck Norris? Known for basically being a guy who solos everything and don't need no help from nobody? It touches me in all the right places.

I hate to say this... But I've missed you

Mako1132

Leovolao wrote: »

Mako1132 wrote: »

Manoekin wrote: »

NPK Daniel wrote: »

I will always be NPK at heart, but due to philosophical differences I have separated from NPK and formed a new guild: Chuck Norris.

We strive to be the best PVP team on DC. Please PM me in game on 'Wizard Daniel' or 'Dragonknight Daniel' for a guild invite.



Chuck Norris is less than 12hrs old. But his power grows exponentially by the minute; within 6hrs of creation we have already crowned our first emp! I will miss all of my NPK friends, but I had to do what I think is best for me, and the DC faction as a whole. Anyone who is an elite pvp'er, or wants to be elite is welcome on my team. No requirements, other than a thirst for greatness.

DC LIVES!

-Texas Walker Ranger

Nooblar.

Draxys wrote: »

you don't respect the mans title enough to get it right, you deserve a swift roundhouse kick to the face

I bet you don't even know what his first name was, hint: it's not Texas

This thread is hilarious.... because the guy trying to play off the meme of WALKER TEXAS RANGER..... called it Texas Walker Ranger..... god it can't get more perfect than that.


This guild and OP is a sham my fellow forum posters, I urge you to pray not to false idols.... the Real Chuck Norris guild will be created shortly, for he is Walker Texas Ranger, the one true god.... not this petty attempt. Nay as we walk through the valley of the shadow of copycats, we shall fear no child trying to play off a meme, for thou (the true Walker Texas Ranger) art with me.





Anyone else find it kind of ironic that a guy who's philosophy is to win by zerging/running 2 full raids.... is calling his guild Chuck Norris? Known for basically being a guy who solos everything and don't need no help from nobody? It touches me in all the right places.

I hate to say this... But I've missed you

awww missed you to babe

Kobaal

Mako1132 wrote: »

Kobaal wrote: »

Mako1132 wrote: »

Kobaal wrote: »

Ive got a free guild spot and I'll be looking for an invite.

Mako1132 wrote: »

NPK Daniel wrote: »

Yeap, that's why they booted me. I don't think you people understand. I'm probably the most positive person you'll ever meet. I feed off our your rage and negativity. Don't expect to get any back from me or my team.

Typically, in real life, those who talk junk are the weakest. The strong, know they are strong, and do not feel the need to put others down.

You gives me big smiles Mako!

They also don't need to continuously pout and tell people how good they are every chance they get and scream out LOOK AT ME GUYS....
But alright Norris Chuck, Arizona Walker Patrolman, please don't use your trianglehouse punch on me.

You can stop editing and re-editing your posts now:

Lol what a noob... uses a card strong against creatures to counter a trap card...

I had to. It was too perfect not to Use Chuck Norris in this thread.

PeggymoeXD

NPK Daniel wrote: »

It was down to Potato Tornado or Chuck Norris. I flipped a coin. LOL

I hope you didn't trademark Potato Tornado, that's hilarious.

booksmcread

PeggymoeXD wrote: »

NPK Daniel wrote: »

It was down to Potato Tornado or Chuck Norris. I flipped a coin. LOL

I hope you didn't trademark Potato Tornado, that's hilarious.

Agreed, Potato Tornado is pretty awesome.

newtinmpls

You know ... If I had an open guild slot I would join because... Chuck Norris.

CN_Daniel

46 of the top 51 DC in Azura are Chuck Norris. You should consider adding us if you're a boss.

hammayolettuce

NPK Daniel wrote: »

46 of the top 51 DC in Azura are Chuck Norris. You should consider adding us if you're a boss.

I miss the LOLs button.

rfennell_ESO

Chuck's debut was impressive.

Lots of sudden, opportune and questionable lagouts and red running a scroll back to blue.

Impressive, can't wait until you get your legs under ya.

Grampa_Smurf

EskimoBrother

hammayolettuce wrote: »

NPK Daniel wrote: »

46 of the top 51 DC in Azura are Chuck Norris. You should consider adding us if you're a boss.

I miss the LOLs button.

Haha right? Classic.

ksimpscnub18_ESO

lol

AhPook_Is_Here

c.gregoryb14_ESO wrote: »

damn, all we have is Tom Hanks

Do we need more than Tom Hanks? HE

Grampa_Smurf wrote: »

When I first saw this I have to admit the first thought that went though my mind was Chuck Krishna.

Artheiron

hammayolettuce wrote: »

NPK Daniel wrote: »

46 of the top 51 DC in Azura are Chuck Norris. You should consider adding us if you're a boss.

I miss the LOLs button.

LOL.

Dreyloch

Mako1132 wrote: »

NPK Daniel wrote: »

Yeap, that's why they booted me. I don't think you people understand. I'm probably the most positive person you'll ever meet. I feed off our your rage and negativity. Don't expect to get any back from me or my team.

Typically, in real life, those who talk junk are the weakest. The strong, know they are strong, and do not feel the need to put others down.

You gives me big smiles Mako!

They also don't need to continuously pout and tell people how good they are every chance they get, screaming/begging people to pay attention to them. The strong also don't think its all that special to take emperor in the middle of a weekday with 22 people, but maybe I misunderstand the strong.
But alright Norris Chuck, Arizona Walker Patrolman, please don't use your trianglehouse punch on me.

Stopped playing ESO till they fix issues, but had to respond to this one. Bolded right there made me laugh pretty hard. Good time funnies right there...

rendolpheb16_ESO

It seems interesting. Been a while I didn't group with a hardcore PvP guild.

I'll contact you ingame.

JDar

No more excuses for Daggerfall. No more, poor DC, we're so underpopulated! You've got Chuck Norris now.

CN_Daniel

We're trying hard to make a difference and get better!

Mako1132

Dreyloch wrote: »

Mako1132 wrote: »

NPK Daniel wrote: »

Yeap, that's why they booted me. I don't think you people understand. I'm probably the most positive person you'll ever meet. I feed off our your rage and negativity. Don't expect to get any back from me or my team.

Typically, in real life, those who talk junk are the weakest. The strong, know they are strong, and do not feel the need to put others down.

You gives me big smiles Mako!

They also don't need to continuously pout and tell people how good they are every chance they get, screaming/begging people to pay attention to them. The strong also don't think its all that special to take emperor in the middle of a weekday with 22 people, but maybe I misunderstand the strong.
But alright Norris Chuck, Arizona Walker Patrolman, please don't use your trianglehouse punch on me.

Stopped playing ESO till they fix issues, but had to respond to this one. Bolded right there made me laugh pretty hard. Good time funnies right there...

Muizer

Kobaal

Muizer wrote: »

That's the funniest thing I've seen on these forums. LOOOL

MaximillianDiE

Makkir

Your guild name breaks my immersion

Poxheart

Makkir wrote: »

Your guild name breaks my immersion

Then it's a good thing that guild names aren't visible unless you use an addon!

imredneckson

NPK Daniel wrote: »

LrdRahvin wrote: »

NPK Daniel wrote: »

I will always be NPK at heart, but due to philosophical differences I have separated from NPK and formed a new guild: Chuck Norris.

We strive to be the best PVP team on DC. Please PM me in game on 'Wizard Daniel' or 'Dragonknight Daniel' for a guild invite.



Chuck Norris is less than 12hrs old. But his power grows exponentially by the minute; within 6hrs of creation we have already crowned our first emp! I will miss all of my NPK friends, but I had to do what I think is best for me, and the DC faction as a whole. Anyone who is an elite pvp'er, or wants to be elite is welcome on my team. No requirements, other than a thirst for greatness.

DC LIVES!

-Texas Walker Ranger

My buffs are up 24/7. Not telling anyone on my team anything they didn't already know. You should hear me when I'm hype screaming into TS. LOL.

MO MF COW BELLS

Its true my volume is turned down to 1 because of him yelling