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A new guild is born: Chuck Norris

CN_Daniel
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I will always be NPK at heart, but due to philosophical differences I have separated from NPK and formed a new guild: Chuck Norris.

We strive to be the best PVP team on DC. Please PM me in game on 'Wizard Daniel' or 'Dragonknight Daniel' for a guild invite.



Chuck Norris is less than 12hrs old. But his power grows exponentially by the minute; within 6hrs of creation we have already crowned our first emp! I will miss all of my NPK friends, but I had to do what I think is best for me, and the DC faction as a whole. Anyone who is an elite pvp'er, or wants to be elite is welcome on my team. No requirements, other than a thirst for greatness.

DC LIVES!

-Texas Walker Ranger

  • Bezilar
    damn, all we have is Tom Hanks :'(
  • CN_Daniel
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    I like Mr. Hanks, a worthy adversary no doubt. I wish we had as many proxy dets as he does!!!
  • Bezilar
    NPK Daniel wrote: »
    I like Mr. Hanks, a worthy adversary no doubt. I wish we had as many proxy dets as he does!!!

    Yeah Tom is a killing machine, the name just makes me laugh being our emperor and all :)
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  • CN_Daniel
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    oh you just made my day :=)
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    NPK Daniel wrote: »
    oh you just made my day :=)

    You have to use the classics :)
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  • CN_Daniel
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    It was down to Potato Tornado or Chuck Norris. I flipped a coin. LOL
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    NPK Daniel wrote: »
    I will always be NPK at heart, but due to philosophical differences I have separated from NPK and formed a new guild: Chuck Norris.

    We strive to be the best PVP team on DC. Please PM me in game on 'Wizard Daniel' or 'Dragonknight Daniel' for a guild invite.



    Chuck Norris is less than 12hrs old. But his power grows exponentially by the minute; within 6hrs of creation we have already crowned our first emp! I will miss all of my NPK friends, but I had to do what I think is best for me, and the DC faction as a whole. Anyone who is an elite pvp'er, or wants to be elite is welcome on my team. No requirements, other than a thirst for greatness.

    DC LIVES!

    -Texas Walker Ranger

    Nooblar.
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    Manoekin wrote: »
    NPK Daniel wrote: »
    I will always be NPK at heart, but due to philosophical differences I have separated from NPK and formed a new guild: Chuck Norris.

    We strive to be the best PVP team on DC. Please PM me in game on 'Wizard Daniel' or 'Dragonknight Daniel' for a guild invite.



    Chuck Norris is less than 12hrs old. But his power grows exponentially by the minute; within 6hrs of creation we have already crowned our first emp! I will miss all of my NPK friends, but I had to do what I think is best for me, and the DC faction as a whole. Anyone who is an elite pvp'er, or wants to be elite is welcome on my team. No requirements, other than a thirst for greatness.

    DC LIVES!

    -Texas Walker Ranger

    Nooblar.

    Love you too buddy.

    and yes i know that's an attempt at an insult LOL
    Edited by CN_Daniel on June 26, 2015 5:21PM
  • Manoekin
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    NPK Daniel wrote: »
    Manoekin wrote: »
    NPK Daniel wrote: »
    I will always be NPK at heart, but due to philosophical differences I have separated from NPK and formed a new guild: Chuck Norris.

    We strive to be the best PVP team on DC. Please PM me in game on 'Wizard Daniel' or 'Dragonknight Daniel' for a guild invite.



    Chuck Norris is less than 12hrs old. But his power grows exponentially by the minute; within 6hrs of creation we have already crowned our first emp! I will miss all of my NPK friends, but I had to do what I think is best for me, and the DC faction as a whole. Anyone who is an elite pvp'er, or wants to be elite is welcome on my team. No requirements, other than a thirst for greatness.

    DC LIVES!

    -Texas Walker Ranger

    Nooblar.

    Love you too buddy.

    and yes i know that's an attempt at an insult LOL

    What's an insult?
  • CN_Daniel
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    I had to google it:


    The lord of all noobs. Nooblar is the biggest insult in the computer gaming world. One who is a nooblar should be avoided at all cost.


    LOL
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    you don't respect the mans title enough to get it right, you deserve a swift roundhouse kick to the face

    I bet you don't even know what his first name was, hint: it's not Texas
    2013

    rip decibel
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    NPK Daniel wrote: »
    I had to google it:


    The lord of all noobs. Nooblar is the biggest insult in the computer gaming world. One who is a nooblar should be avoided at all cost.


    LOL

    Nooblar. It was because of the bolded part of the quote.
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    NPK Daniel wrote: »
    I will always be NPK at heart, but due to philosophical differences I have separated from NPK and formed a new guild: Chuck Norris.

    We strive to be the best PVP team on DC. Please PM me in game on 'Wizard Daniel' or 'Dragonknight Daniel' for a guild invite.



    Chuck Norris is less than 12hrs old. But his power grows exponentially by the minute; within 6hrs of creation we have already crowned our first emp! I will miss all of my NPK friends, but I had to do what I think is best for me, and the DC faction as a whole. Anyone who is an elite pvp'er, or wants to be elite is welcome on my team. No requirements, other than a thirst for greatness.

    DC LIVES!

    -Texas Walker Ranger

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  • LrdRahvin
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    NPK Daniel wrote: »
    I will always be NPK at heart, but due to philosophical differences I have separated from NPK and formed a new guild: Chuck Norris.

    We strive to be the best PVP team on DC. Please PM me in game on 'Wizard Daniel' or 'Dragonknight Daniel' for a guild invite.



    Chuck Norris is less than 12hrs old. But his power grows exponentially by the minute; within 6hrs of creation we have already crowned our first emp! I will miss all of my NPK friends, but I had to do what I think is best for me, and the DC faction as a whole. Anyone who is an elite pvp'er, or wants to be elite is welcome on my team. No requirements, other than a thirst for greatness.

    DC LIVES!

    -Texas Walker Ranger

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  • jkemmery
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    Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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    Manoekin wrote: »
    NPK Daniel wrote: »
    I will always be NPK at heart, but due to philosophical differences I have separated from NPK and formed a new guild: Chuck Norris.

    We strive to be the best PVP team on DC. Please PM me in game on 'Wizard Daniel' or 'Dragonknight Daniel' for a guild invite.



    Chuck Norris is less than 12hrs old. But his power grows exponentially by the minute; within 6hrs of creation we have already crowned our first emp! I will miss all of my NPK friends, but I had to do what I think is best for me, and the DC faction as a whole. Anyone who is an elite pvp'er, or wants to be elite is welcome on my team. No requirements, other than a thirst for greatness.

    DC LIVES!

    -Texas Walker Ranger

    Nooblar.
    Draxys wrote: »
    you don't respect the mans title enough to get it right, you deserve a swift roundhouse kick to the face

    I bet you don't even know what his first name was, hint: it's not Texas

    This thread is hilarious.... because the guy trying to play off the meme of WALKER TEXAS RANGER..... called it Texas Walker Ranger..... god it can't get more perfect than that.


    This guild and OP is a sham my fellow forum posters, I urge you to pray not to false idols.... the Real Chuck Norris guild will be created shortly, for he is Walker Texas Ranger, the one true god.... not this petty attempt. Nay as we walk through the valley of the shadow of copycats, we shall fear no child trying to play off a meme, for thou (the true Walker Texas Ranger) art with me.

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    Anyone else find it kind of ironic that a guy who's philosophy is to win by zerging/running 2 full raids.... is calling his guild Chuck Norris? Known for basically being a guy who solos everything and don't need no help from nobody? It touches me in all the right places.
    Edited by Mako1132 on June 26, 2015 7:00PM
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    Oh baby! Touches in the right places!


    The Chuck Norris team that took EMP was 22 strong. Booyah.
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    LrdRahvin wrote: »
    NPK Daniel wrote: »
    I will always be NPK at heart, but due to philosophical differences I have separated from NPK and formed a new guild: Chuck Norris.

    We strive to be the best PVP team on DC. Please PM me in game on 'Wizard Daniel' or 'Dragonknight Daniel' for a guild invite.



    Chuck Norris is less than 12hrs old. But his power grows exponentially by the minute; within 6hrs of creation we have already crowned our first emp! I will miss all of my NPK friends, but I had to do what I think is best for me, and the DC faction as a whole. Anyone who is an elite pvp'er, or wants to be elite is welcome on my team. No requirements, other than a thirst for greatness.

    DC LIVES!

    -Texas Walker Ranger

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    My buffs are up 24/7. Not telling anyone on my team anything they didn't already know. You should hear me when I'm hype screaming into TS. LOL.

    MO MF COW BELLS
  • Mako1132
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    The narcissism is real. Was that why NPK booted you?
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    Yeap, that's why they booted me. I don't think you people understand. I'm probably the most positive person you'll ever meet. I feed off our your rage and negativity. Don't expect to get any back from me or my team.

    Typically, in real life, those who talk junk are the weakest. The strong, know they are strong, and do not feel the need to put others down.

    You gives me big smiles Mako!
  • jkemmery
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    Dan is also possibly the best raid leader in the game. NPK has quite a few good ones, but Dan stands out. NPK has been consistently out numbered in Azura but we manage to hold our own against 2 factions gunning for us. I hope Dan isn't gone from NPK, but, I wish him the best if he is. I may drop one of my guilds to join his. I have to seriously consider it.
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    NPK Daniel wrote: »
    Yeap, that's why they booted me. I don't think you people understand. I'm probably the most positive person you'll ever meet. I feed off our your rage and negativity. Don't expect to get any back from me or my team.

    Typically, in real life, those who talk junk are the weakest. The strong, know they are strong, and do not feel the need to put others down.

    You gives me big smiles Mako!


    They also don't need to continuously pout and tell people how good they are every chance they get, screaming/begging people to pay attention to them. The strong also don't think its all that special to take emperor in the middle of a weekday with 22 people, but maybe I misunderstand the strong.
    But alright Norris Chuck, Arizona Walker Patrolman, please don't use your trianglehouse punch on me.
    Edited by Mako1132 on June 26, 2015 7:30PM
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    jkemmery wrote: »
    Dan is also possibly the best raid leader in the game. NPK has quite a few good ones, but Dan stands out. NPK has been consistently out numbered in Azura but we manage to hold our own against 2 factions gunning for us. I hope Dan isn't gone from NPK, but, I wish him the best if he is. I may drop one of my guilds to join his. I have to seriously consider it.

    I am gone from NPK, but I will never forget where I came from. If you have to drop a guild to join mine, please don't choose NPK. Your kind words are appreciated, but not deserved. There are far better leaders than I, but I will admit, no one has the courage and persistence my teams do. I am always honored and humbled by the support I receive.
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    Ive got a free guild spot and I'll be looking for an invite.
    Mako1132 wrote: »
    NPK Daniel wrote: »
    Yeap, that's why they booted me. I don't think you people understand. I'm probably the most positive person you'll ever meet. I feed off our your rage and negativity. Don't expect to get any back from me or my team.

    Typically, in real life, those who talk junk are the weakest. The strong, know they are strong, and do not feel the need to put others down.

    You gives me big smiles Mako!


    They also don't need to continuously pout and tell people how good they are every chance they get and scream out LOOK AT ME GUYS....
    But alright Norris Chuck, Arizona Walker Patrolman, please don't use your trianglehouse punch on me.

    You can stop editing and re-editing your posts now:

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    Kobaal wrote: »
    Ive got a free guild spot and I'll be looking for an invite.
    Mako1132 wrote: »
    NPK Daniel wrote: »
    Yeap, that's why they booted me. I don't think you people understand. I'm probably the most positive person you'll ever meet. I feed off our your rage and negativity. Don't expect to get any back from me or my team.

    Typically, in real life, those who talk junk are the weakest. The strong, know they are strong, and do not feel the need to put others down.

    You gives me big smiles Mako!


    They also don't need to continuously pout and tell people how good they are every chance they get and scream out LOOK AT ME GUYS....
    But alright Norris Chuck, Arizona Walker Patrolman, please don't use your trianglehouse punch on me.

    You can stop editing and re-editing your posts now:

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  • Kobaal
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    Mako1132 wrote: »
    Kobaal wrote: »
    Ive got a free guild spot and I'll be looking for an invite.
    Mako1132 wrote: »
    NPK Daniel wrote: »
    Yeap, that's why they booted me. I don't think you people understand. I'm probably the most positive person you'll ever meet. I feed off our your rage and negativity. Don't expect to get any back from me or my team.

    Typically, in real life, those who talk junk are the weakest. The strong, know they are strong, and do not feel the need to put others down.

    You gives me big smiles Mako!


    They also don't need to continuously pout and tell people how good they are every chance they get and scream out LOOK AT ME GUYS....
    But alright Norris Chuck, Arizona Walker Patrolman, please don't use your trianglehouse punch on me.

    You can stop editing and re-editing your posts now:

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    Thanks for proving my point.
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    LOL you would fit right in with my team Mako LOL omg LOL
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    Mako1132 wrote: »
    Kobaal wrote: »
    Ive got a free guild spot and I'll be looking for an invite.
    Mako1132 wrote: »
    NPK Daniel wrote: »
    Yeap, that's why they booted me. I don't think you people understand. I'm probably the most positive person you'll ever meet. I feed off our your rage and negativity. Don't expect to get any back from me or my team.

    Typically, in real life, those who talk junk are the weakest. The strong, know they are strong, and do not feel the need to put others down.

    You gives me big smiles Mako!


    They also don't need to continuously pout and tell people how good they are every chance they get and scream out LOOK AT ME GUYS....
    But alright Norris Chuck, Arizona Walker Patrolman, please don't use your trianglehouse punch on me.

    You can stop editing and re-editing your posts now:

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    So it seems that Brandon-So-Ga managed to get NPK Daniel's login info...
    Unsubbed and no longer playing, but still checking the Alliance War forum for the lulz.

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