WELL ENDOWED [PvP-AD] - [500 Members] - [VR10-VR14]

Dekeldor

General Information

Guild: Well Endowed
Website: http://www.ePeenery.com
Faction: Aldmeri Dominion
Recruitment Status: Selective, see recruitment section below.

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Introduction

First, we’d like to thank those players that take the time to read our post. We know it can become tedious as you navigate through the ridiculous amounts of recruitment posts and various websites that develop for a game so again we appreciate your time taken to review ours.

Well Endowed (the XB1 Division of ePeen) has her roots in multiple MMORPGs dating back over a decade. To name a few we have excelled in Ultima Online, The Everquest Series, Star Wars Galaxies, City of Heroes and City of Villains, Eve Online, World of Warcraft, LoTRO, Age of Conan, Warhammer, Aion, Tera, Star Wars: The Old Republic, Elder Scrolls Online (PC), and most recently Neverwinter (XB1). We have excelled on all our respected servers in these games with a focus on both PvP and raiding.

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Guild Dynamic

The vast majorities of us are in our 20s and 30s and approach the game in a professional manner. If you were to tag a motion pictures rating on our voice conversation it would most certainly be an “R” rating. Think 'common locker room conversation'.

We do embody the “hardcore” style of game play where the majority of Well Endowed members play over 30 hours a week. We understand that play time doesn't necessarily equate to skill but much like a sport, your players that practice often are more than likely your better players. When some hear this they often jump with the “get a life” statements so it is important to note that most Well Endowed members have families, wives, girlfriends and real life responsibilities. This is our hobby and we’ve chosen to be competitive at that hobby.

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Mission Statement

Our goal is to clear any and all end-game content, dominate the Player vs. Player environment, and control the server economy. We intend to surpass the most competitive guilds in Elder Scrolls Online.

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Recruitment:

Recruiting Note: Updated, 28 June 2015

Currently recruiting Veteran Rank 1 or higher players interested in nightly organized PvP Raids.

The Process...

- Send an XBL Message to one of the Well Endowed Recruiters (Gamer Tags Listed Below)
- Ensure your message includes the following:
Current Level
Class & Group Role (e.g. Tank, Ranged DPS, etc.)
Time of day most active, please include your time zone, e.g. 6:00PM-10:00PM CST.

Well Endowed Recruiter Gamer-Tags (Contact these guys...)
Shankenstein
iTerrify
Traynor 31B

I think that about covers it. I'll keep up with this thread so feel free to message me if you have any additional questions.

Thanks.

Dekeldor

Well Endowed Fun Fact: We maintain an established Guild PvP Schedule.

Dekeldor

Well Endowed Fun Fact: World First African American Veteran Rank 14 Dragon Knight

shankenstein

Sponsored by fubu...

Daishin15

Lol you guys sound fun
If you ever need help with something hit me up gt Daishin15

Dekeldor

Thanks, man. Likewise.

Dekeldor

Well Endowed Fun Fact: The Guild level requirement is frequently waived for single Asian College students who enjoy numbers, theory crafting, and Hot Pockets.

Dekeldor

Well Endowed Fun Fact: We may be directly responsible for the upcoming Emporer nerf due to our trading the Emporer title around the Guild in ESO (PC).

Dekeldor

Well Endowed Fun Fact: Was once sponsored by Alienware and got a bunch of sweet nerd supplies. Not talking about your Hot Pockets.

Dekeldor

Well Endowed Fun Fact: Well Endowed is primarily a PvP Guild but boast a Guild Trader/Store consistently full with the best consumables currently available in ESO.

Dekeldor

Well Endowed Fun Fact: We've had our own booth at the last four San Diego ComicCon Conventions.

psyph

So what you are saying is you have some epeen?

Dekeldor

An absolutely 'well endowed' ePeen. No microepeens.

Dekeldor

Well Endowed Fun Fact: Our former Chief of Resources, Frazel, joined an expedition outfit out of Switzerland and attempted to climb Mount Everest last Spring. He failed but reached the second waypoint before the summit. He plans on reattempting the climb Spring of 2016.

He has since been placed on a probationary status within the Guild for "failing to perform under arduous conditions" but we have high hopes he'll return soon.

Dekeldor

Well Endowed Fun Fact: We have an extremely selfless Human Resources Department. During thier free time they volunteer at their local orphanages reading to the deaf children.

Dekeldor

Well Endowed Fun Fact: When the server goes down we PvP IRL...

Dekeldor

Well Endowed Fun Fact: Per Capita, we consume more Hot Pockets annually than the country of Portugal.

WastedYouthX

I'll join
Wasted Youth X

Dekeldor

Still recruiting the Aldmeri PvPer. Guild PvP Groups every night 9-11EST...

Dekeldor

Recruitment Section Updated. Seeking Veteran Rank 1 or higher players looking for an organized nightly PvP Raid.

Ewokninja

You guys sound like a blast. To bad im not even close to VR yet lol I will be on the look out for you guys once I get there though! Some of your fun facts are hilarious by the way.

Dekeldor

Thank you!

Ewokninja

But hey if you are willing to take in a level 21nightblade that plays actively (every night and weekends when im not working) id be more the happy to join. GT is in signature

whyB

+bump for allowing me to enjoy a few minutes of work while reading this.

Dekeldor

Lol...thanks; glad to help you through a Monday. You know, some of those are very true.

EskimoBrother

Hook me up with an invite. Gt: blue waffles fc

Only lvl 27 at the moment on console , but i know my way around pvp pretty well from playing this on pc the past year

Dekeldor

Well Endowed Fun Fact: We want gay married couples to be able to protect thier marihuana plants with guns.

Dekeldor

I'll send the invite Waffles.

Dekeldor

I feel like every factions top performer should have Emperor'esque buffs.

Dekeldor

Well Endowed Fun Fact: Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.

Dekeldor

Well Endowed Quote of the Day: War does not determine who is right — only who is left. ~Bertrand Russell