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DAT ASS DOE

Xeven
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Edited by Xeven on May 29, 2015 4:04PM
  • TheSunAlsoRises
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    No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe
  • Lord_Draevan
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    Not sure if my computer here at work is blocking the image or the link is broken... :disappointed:
    I'm a man of few words. Any questions?
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  • PKMN12
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    Not sure if my computer here at work is blocking the image or the link is broken... :disappointed:

    link is borked, yeah.
  • Xeven
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    Updated with imgur link.
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  • Lord_Draevan
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    PKMN12 wrote: »
    Not sure if my computer here at work is blocking the image or the link is broken... :disappointed:

    link is borked, yeah.

    There we go, OP fixed it.
    It is indeed a booty.

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  • Xeven
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    Read it.
  • TheSunAlsoRises
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    "Goodbye." :(
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  • Xeven
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    "Flicks-His-Tongue" I was literally like WTF!?
  • Sylvyr
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    OMG that's disgusting! What if someone's 12 year old daughter saw that!?

    ;)
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    Sylvyr wrote: »
    OMG that's disgusting! What if someone's 12 year old daughter saw that!?

    ;)

    Then I'd say where are the parents because their twelve-year-old is playing a game rated Mature
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    PROSTITUTES GUILD CONFIRMED!
    What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
    That's right... Horse.
    Click HERE to discuss.

    Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!
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    Gidorick wrote: »
    PROSTITUTES GUILD CONFIRMED!

    Well, we already had to do a quest that involved a brothel.
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    Xeven wrote: »
    ygk0qXb.jpg

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    Wow what did ZeniCrax do? Import a mod off of Lovers Lab?
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    I laughed my ass off when I found this guy in Mournhold! Had a bunch of my guildy's come take a look too.
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    "moar!" = £10 palomino horse,
    "MOAR!" = Switch to B2P, launch cash shop,
    "MOAR!!" = Charge for DLC that subs had already paid for,
    "MOAR!!!" = Experience scrolls and riding lessons,
    "MOARR!!!" = Vampire/werewolf bites,
    "MOAARRR!!!" = CS exclusive motifs,
    "MOOAARRR!!!" = Crown crates,
    "MOOOAAARRR!!!" = 'Chapter's' bought separately from ESO+,
    "MOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!" = ???

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    Dear ZOS, please add more junk to all trunks.
    Edited by Armitas on May 29, 2015 9:26PM
    Retired.
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    I found other men and women NPCs similar.
    We have all become close friends.
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    agree more ass all the time
  • wilsonirayb16_ESO
    PKMN12 wrote: »
    Not sure if my computer here at work is blocking the image or the link is broken... :disappointed:

    link is borked, yeah.

    There we go, OP fixed it.
    It is indeed a booty.

    520ce479e0db4.jpeg

    Is that Simon from Eerie Indiana
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    PKMN12 wrote: »
    Not sure if my computer here at work is blocking the image or the link is broken... :disappointed:

    link is borked, yeah.

    There we go, OP fixed it.
    It is indeed a booty.

    520ce479e0db4.jpeg

    Is that Simon from Eerie Indiana

    I think it's Juni from Sky Kids.
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