Rejected ESO song parodies

tinythinker

You may have enjoyed "Werewolves of Camlorn", but here are some song ideas that are better off unrealized...

"The Night Bleak Rock Isle Died" ("The Night Chicago Died" - Paper Lace)
"Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Templars" ("Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys" - Waylon Jennings/Willie Nelson)
"In Janeve" ("In the Navy" - The Village People)
"Kwama Argonian" ("Karma Chameleon" - Culture Club)
"Rez Me Up Before You Go-Go" ("Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" - Wham!)
"Pour Moon Sugar On Me" ("Pour Some Sugar On Me" - Def Leppard)
"Colors Said Knock You Out" ("Mama Said Knock You Out" - LL Cool J)
"Campaign Supernova" ("Champagne Supernova" - Oasis)

Do you have any to add to the list?

SantieClaws

I'm more of a film parody person myself. I do consider that "The Third Khajiit" manages to capture the entire essence of the orginal film quite nicely in only 8 minutes.

Maybe "Eye of the Senche" or "How Much is that Werewolf in the Window"?

Yakidafi

whats the time mr werewolf(whats the time mr wolf - southside of bombay) always someone want to know when the fullmoon occur

tinythinker

wenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »

I'm more of a film parody person myself. I do consider that "The Third Khajiit" manages to capture the entire essence of the orginal film quite nicely in only 8 minutes.

Maybe "Eye of the Senche" or "How Much is that Werewolf in the Window"?

Or with the new cash store items, even "How much is that banekin in the window?"

PBpsy

/raiseeyebrow.

I'll have what the OP is having. Twice.


War guars. (War Pigs- Sabbath)
You impulsed me all night long. (AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long)
Nerf Awaits (Hell Awaits -Slayer)

Lord_Kreegan

"VR is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
Two can be as bad as one;
It's the loneliest number since the number VR.

VR is the saddest experience you'll ever know.
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know.

'Cause VR is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
VR is the loneliest number, whoa-oh, worse than two.

It's just no good anymore since VR became the way;
now I spend my time just soloing throughout the day.

VR is the loneliest number,
VR is the loneliest number,
VR is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
VR is the loneliest;
VR is the loneliest;
VR is the loneliest number that you'll ever do."

(Three Dog Night, "One")

tinythinker

A few more...

"When You Get Ganked Between the Moons and Imperial City" ("When You Get Caught Between the Moon and New York City", a.k.a. "Arthur's Theme/Best That You Can Do" - Christopher Cross)
"Button Mash" ("Monster Mash" - Bobby Picket)
"Can You Feel the Lag Tonight?" ("Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" - Elton John)
"Wild Ping" ("Wild Thing" - Tone Lōc)
"New Soon™ on Monday" ("New Moon on Monday" - Duran Duran)*


*Was a toss-up between this and "Bad Moon Rising" by CCR.

IcyDeadPeople

Jesus Beam Is Just Alright With Me

tinythinker

Latest batch...

"Tamrielic Pie/The Day ESO Died" ("American Pie/The Day the Music Died" - Don McLean)
"I Want Your Specs" ("I Want Your Sex" - George Michael")
"Owner of a Daedric Heart" ("Owner of a Lonely Heart" - Yes)
"One Quest Leads to Another" ("One Thing Leads to Another" - The Fix)

Prabooo

Daedric Heart-Shaped Box - by NIRVANA
God Save Queen Ayreen - by SEX PISTOLS
Riders on Craglorn - by THE DOORS
Us and Zergs - by PINK FLOYD
Every Nirn you Take - by THE POLICE

tinythinker

New edition...

"Nerf It" ("Whip it" - Devo)
"Wrecking Blow" ("Wrecking Ball" - Miley Cyrus)
"Somebody's Sniping Me" ("Somebody's Watching Me" - Rockwell)
"Shielded Zappy People" ("Shiny Happy People" - R.E.M.)

Since one of these latest kind of fits as the forums unofficial theme song, it deserves some lyrics... any volunteers to record this? (If you don't know the song, play the video below and scroll back up to follow along.)

Lava whip
Dark Cloak for the slip
Proccing a Frag
This fight's in the bag
When a class skill comes along
[You must nerf it...]
And it seems a little strong
[You must nerf it...]
There must be something wrong
[You must nerf it...]

Now nerf it
Make it safe
Safe for pugs
Troll bait
So awkward
Hit my head
Could not deflect it
It's way too late
To nerf it
Nerf it good

When my character goes down
[You must nerf it...]
More QQ posts will be found
[Unless you nerf it]
They won't go away
[Until they nerf it]

I say nerf it
Nerf it good
I say nerf it
Nerf it good

Lava whip
Dark Cloak for the slip
Proccing a Frag
This fight's in the bag
When a class skill comes along
[You must nerf it...]
And it seems a little strong
[You must nerf it...]
There must be something wrong
[You must nerf it...]

Now nerf it
Make it safe
Safe for pugs
Troll bait
So awkward
Hit my head
Could not deflect it
It's way too late
To nerf it
Make it safe
Safe for pugs
Troll bait
So awkward
Hit my head
Could not deflect it
It's way too late
To nerf it
Nerf it good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_QLzthSkfM

Crack that whip
Give the past a slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back

When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sets out too long
You must whip it
When something's goin' wrong
You must whip it

Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Whip it good

When a good time turns around
You must whip it
You will never live it down
Unless you whip it
No one gets away
Until they whip it
I say whip it
Whip it good
I say whip it
Whip it good

Crack that whip
Give the past a slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back

When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sets out too long
You must whip it
When something's goin' wrong
You must whip it

Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Whip it good

AzraelKrieg

tinythinker wrote: »

New edition...

"Nerf It" ("Whip it" - Devo)
"Wrecking Blow" ("Wrecking Ball" - Miley Cyrus)
"Somebody's Sniping Me" ("Somebody's Watching Me" - Rockwell)
"Shielded Zappy People" ("Shiny Happy People" - R.E.M.)

Since on of these latest kind of fits as the forums unofficial theme song, it deserves some lyrics... (any volunteers to record this?)

Lava whip
Dark Cloak for the slip
Proc another Frag
This fight's in the bag
When a class skill comes along
[You must nerf it...]
And it seems a little strong
[You must nerf it...]
There must be something wrong
[You must nerf it...]

Now nerf it
Make it safe
Safe for pugs
Troll bait
So awkward
Hit my head
Could not deflect it
It's way too late
To nerf it
Nerf it good

When my character goes down
[You must nerf it...]
More QQ posts will be found
[Unless you nerf it]
They won't go away
[Until they nerf it]

I say nerf it
Nerf it good
I say nerf it
Nerf it good

Lava whip
Dark Cloak for the slip
Proc another Frag
This fight's in the bag
When a class skill comes along
[You must nerf it...]
And it seems a little strong
[You must nerf it...]
There must be something wrong
[You must nerf it...]

Now nerf it
Make it safe
Safe for pugs
Troll bait
So awkward
Hit my head
Could not deflect it
It's way too late
To nerf it
Nerf it good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_QLzthSkfM

Crack that whip
Give the past a slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back

When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sets out too long
You must whip it
When something's goin' wrong
You must whip it

Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Whip it good

When a good time turns around
You must whip it
You will never live it down
Unless you whip it
No one gets away
Until they whip it
I say whip it
Whip it good
I say whip it
Whip it good

Crack that whip
Give the past a slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back

When a problem comes along
You must whip it
Before the cream sets out too long
You must whip it
When something's goin' wrong
You must whip it

Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late
To whip it
Whip it good

You get +1 internet and an awesome.

MrDerrikk

Dead as dead can be
My Templar tells me
But I just can't revive him
Ever the cheap no-soul-gem one
I'm sure of your ability
To become kicked off of my team

Rez up and heal me
Don't stay dead 'cause maybe
Someday, I'll streak away and say
You disappoint me
Maybe you're better off this way

AoEing over you here
Cold and caltrapped
I catch a brief reflection
The ghost you could and might have been
It's your right and your ability
To become kicked off of my team

Rez up and heal me
(Why can't you?)
(Come on now)
Don't stay dead 'cause maybe
(Don't stay dead)
(Because maybe)
Someday I'll streak away and say
(Someday I'll)
You disappoint me
Maybe you're better off this way

Passive Skill - A Perfect Circle

tinythinker

MrDerrikk wrote: »

Dead as dead can be
My Templar tells me
But I just can't revive him
Ever the cheap no-soul-gem one
I'm sure of your ability
To become kicked off of my team

Rez up and heal me
Don't stay dead 'cause maybe
Someday, I'll streak away and say
You disappoint me
Maybe you're better off this way

AoEing over you here
Cold and caltrapped
I catch a brief reflection
The ghost you could and might have been
It's your right and your ability
To become kicked off of my team

Rez up and heal me
(Why can't you?)
(Come on now)
Don't stay dead 'cause maybe
(Don't stay dead)
(Because maybe)
Someday I'll streak away and say
(Someday I'll)
You disappoint me
Maybe you're better off this way

Passive Skill - A Perfect Circle

Very good, but a bit too spot on for my Templar...

MrDerrikk

Another daily, the pledgers have sent me away
Another time to fight the RNG again
My motivation, a team that I've sworn to defend
To win the honor of getting that gold key again

No explanation will be possible we begin
Unlock the OP Skillz that're buried within
My true vocation is shielding my dungeoning friends
You will discover a pledge you're unable to win

I'll have you know
That I've become

Unassailable
Determination to get shoulders for myself
From the other side, the boss still has his health
A wipe, a setback will be unavoidable

Every fallen DPS will know
They should have left the red before
Take a last look around before we die
I'm an indestructible Nord-shielded wall!

"Unassailable (or "Another Outdated Set)" - Disturbed

CJohnson81

Prabooo wrote: »

Daedric Heart-Shaped Box - by NIRVANA
God Save Queen Ayreen - by SEX PISTOLS
Riders on Craglorn - by THE DOORS
Us and Zergs - by PINK FLOYD
Every Nirn you Take - by THE POLICE

Haha I was about to pull mine from your thread too!

tinythinker

AzraelKrieg wrote: »

You get +1 internet and an awesome.

SantieClaws

Maybe you could do something with Santie's Fishmas song? Tis the season!

On the 1st day of Fishmas my fishing buddy gave to me a perfect roe and some rudebite ore free!
On the 2nd day of Fishmas my fishing buddy gave to me 2 swarming harpies
On the 3rd day of Fishmas my fishing buddy gave to me 3 French speaking role players randomly standing on a rock in the middle of the desert
On the 4th day of Fishmas my fishing buddy gave to me 4 bottles of lemon matze
On the 5th day of Fishmas my fishing buddy gave to me 5 gold things that he found in the pocket of an unobservant Altmer
On the 6th day of Fishmas my fishing buddy gave to me 6 Geese that made a nasty noise and tried to bite this one's tail
On the 7th day of Fishmas my fishing buddy gave to me 7 tasty roasted chickens
On the 8th day of Fishmas my fishing buddy gave to me 8 orcs a fighting
On the 9th day of Fishmas my fishing buddy gave to me 9 drunken dancing khajiit
On the 10th day of Fishmas my fishing buddy gave to me 10 leaping Salmon
On the 11th day of Fishmas my fishing buddy gave to me 11 drunken guildmates playing the lute
On the 12th day of Fishmas my fishing buddy gave to me 12 people trolling zone chat

and on the 13th day this one went on a long holiday to Stros M'Kai to recover

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

tinythinker

wenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »

Maybe you could do something with Santie's Fishmas song? Tis the season!

On the 1st day of Fishmas my fishing buddy gave to me a perfect roe and some rudebite ore free!
On the 2nd day of Fishmas my fishing buddy gave to me 2 swarming harpies
On the 3rd day of Fishmas my fishing buddy gave to me 3 French speaking role players randomly standing on a rock in the middle of the desert
On the 4th day of Fishmas my fishing buddy gave to me 4 bottles of lemon matze
On the 5th day of Fishmas my fishing buddy gave to me 5 gold things that he found in the pocket of an unobservant Altmer
On the 6th day of Fishmas my fishing buddy gave to me 6 Geese that made a nasty noise and tried to bite this one's tail
On the 7th day of Fishmas my fishing buddy gave to me 7 tasty roasted chickens
On the 8th day of Fishmas my fishing buddy gave to me 8 orcs a fighting
On the 9th day of Fishmas my fishing buddy gave to me 9 drunken dancing khajiit
On the 10th day of Fishmas my fishing buddy gave to me 10 leaping Salmon
On the 11th day of Fishmas my fishing buddy gave to me 11 drunken guildmates playing the lute
On the 12th day of Fishmas my fishing buddy gave to me 12 people trolling zone chat

and on the 13th day this one went on a long holiday to Stros M'Kai to recover

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

How seasonal and festive!

Wait. No fishy sticks?

SantieClaws

The fishy sticks come at Fishmas. No opening your fishy sticks until Fishmas Day.

Translation - this one has not yet cooked them all and will be busy handing them out over the festive season.

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

KewaG

Never Gonna Buff You Up (Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up)

Mer Eater (Hall and Oates - Maneater)

Blue Morndas (New Order - Blue Monday)

Every Breath of Life You Take (The Police - Every Breath You take)

Everybody Wants to Rule on Nirn (Tears for Fears - Everybody Wants to Rule the World)

Beat It (Vet Maelstrom Arena Remix) (Michael Jackson - Beat It)

and my favorite...

Bloodmoon Rising (Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising)

tinythinker

KewaG wrote: »

Never Gonna Buff You Up (Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up)

Mer Eater (Hall and Oates - Maneater)

Blue Morndas (New Order - Blue Monday)

Every Breath of Life You Take (The Police - Every Breath You take)

Everybody Wants to Rule on Nirn (Tears for Fears - Everybody Wants to Rule the World)

Beat It (Vet Maelstrom Arena Remix) (Michael Jackson - Beat It)

and my favorite...

Bloodmoon Rising (Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising)

Cool. I had "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" on the workup board last night, but it was late and I didn't have any instant inspiration. Thanks for coming up with something good. I was also going through Hall & Oates, but I forgot "Man Eater". Another great effort. Kudos!

Still a bust so far for anything by Flock of Seagulls.

tinythinker

And seriously, is anyone out there able/willing to record a version of "Nerf It"?

I sooo want to be able to link a YouTube of that every time a nerf thread spawns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eSMxRya2S8

KewaG

tinythinker wrote: »

KewaG wrote: »

Never Gonna Buff You Up (Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up)

Mer Eater (Hall and Oates - Maneater)

Blue Morndas (New Order - Blue Monday)

Every Breath of Life You Take (The Police - Every Breath You take)

Everybody Wants to Rule on Nirn (Tears for Fears - Everybody Wants to Rule the World)

Beat It (Vet Maelstrom Arena Remix) (Michael Jackson - Beat It)

and my favorite...

Bloodmoon Rising (Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising)

Cool. I had "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" on the workup board last night, but it was late and I didn't have any instant inspiration. Thanks for coming up with something good. I was also going through Hall & Oates, but I forgot "Man Eater". Another great effort. Kudos!

Still a bust so far for anything by Flock of Seagulls.

It came on the playlist, at work, Just before I typed it out. I can't come with anything for Flock of Seagulls either...I did think of these though.

Don't Stop Til You Clear the Round (Michael Jackson - Don't Stop Til You Get Enough)

Life is a Dungeon (I wanna Girnd it, All Night Long) (Tom Cochrane - Life is a Highway)

Groove in Crypt of Hearts (Deee Lite - Groove is in the Heart)

Shalk This Way Aerosmith - (Walk This Way)

CJohnson81

Morndas, Morndas - The Mamas and The Papas
Dream Weaver (of the Panoply) - Gary Wright

Theodard

Hungry Like the Werewolf ( Hungry Like the Wolf - Duran Duran )
Because I Got Nerfed (Because I Got High - Afroman )
Critical Chance - ( Critical Mass - Nuclear Assault )

KewaG

I'm loving this song game. Boring day at work today.

Straight Outta Cold Harbor (N.W.A - Straight Outta Compton)

Worm Cults Paradise (Coolio Feat. L.V. - Gansta's Paradise)

I Love Bleakrock Isle (Joan Jett & the Blackhearts - I love Rock and Roll)

99 Red Chub Loons (Nena - 99 Red Balloons)

Only Wanna Group With You (Hootie and the Blowfish - Only wanna Be With You)

gw2only1b14_ESO

"The Server bites the Dust" Lag in Cyrodiil / Queen Another one Bites the Dust

Theodard

Stam ( Slam - Onyx)
Master of Provisioning ( Master of Puppets - Metallica )
Undead and Bloated ( Dead and Bloated - Stone Temple Pilots )
Take This Pledge ( Take This Oath - Killswitch Engage )

gw2only1b14_ESO

Dam and who can forget the #1 hit

Bal Bal Molg Bal destroys All Ted Nuggent dog dog dog eat dog's

Alucardo

Guars just want to have fun - Cyndi Lauper (Girls just want to have fun)
With or without Snu - U2 (Without or without you)
How soon is meow? (Khajiit remix) - The Smiths (How soon is now)
Pour some moon sugar on me - Def Leppard (Pour some sugar on me)
Molag Bal wants to planemeld the world - Tears for fears (Everybody wants to rule the world)
When DKs cry - Prince (When doves cry)
A kind of magicka - Queen (A kind of magic)