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Jake Gyllenhaal plays Mannimarco

Makkir
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Donniemarco


Mannimarco jokes go!
  • ArgonianAssassin
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    The Prophet was born in the 70's. Varen "Age of Aquarius" Aquilarios.

    Sai Sahan isn't caught thieving. Sly Sahan.

    Mannimarco gets in shape. Manly-Marco.
    Edited by ArgonianAssassin on April 17, 2015 4:24AM
    "It is okay to fear the night, even the bravest warriors are filled with fright, at the sight of the might of Sithis' fang, let the blood be washed away by the rain, let the stains forever remain, another life taken in Sithis' name, another soul for the void. All hail our Dread Father and his consort, the Night Mother." -Stalks-His-Prey
  • Relyk04
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    Kate beckinsale plays queen ayrenn too
  • ArgonianAssassin
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    Relyk04 wrote: »
    Kate beckinsale plays queen ayrenn too
    I think ur doing it wrong

    "It is okay to fear the night, even the bravest warriors are filled with fright, at the sight of the might of Sithis' fang, let the blood be washed away by the rain, let the stains forever remain, another life taken in Sithis' name, another soul for the void. All hail our Dread Father and his consort, the Night Mother." -Stalks-His-Prey
  • Thymos
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    Relyk04 wrote: »
    Kate beckinsale plays queen ayrenn too
    I think ur doing it wrong

    Yeah, @Relyk04 ruined it... I had faith in this thread til I read post 3.
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  • Relyk04
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    Lol indeed. Please correct it for thread continuity. Idk how to pun her name into a post lol.
  • ArgonianAssassin
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    Queen Ayrenn becomes an Argonian and flees the dominion. Queen I-Runs-Away

    Queen Ayrenn expects one things but gets something else. Queen Irony.
    "It is okay to fear the night, even the bravest warriors are filled with fright, at the sight of the might of Sithis' fang, let the blood be washed away by the rain, let the stains forever remain, another life taken in Sithis' name, another soul for the void. All hail our Dread Father and his consort, the Night Mother." -Stalks-His-Prey
  • RazzPitazz
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    Green lady naps under a tree; Green Shady
    PC NA
    VR1 - Jar'eed - Khajiit Dragon Knight - AD
    VR1 - Broad Tail - Argonian Templar - EP
    All-Star Crafter Guild
  • KleanZlate
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    How to find Manni"Marco!" - "POLO!"
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    Mannimarco's babysitter, Nannymarco, used to look after Mannimarco, his younger brother Veryfewmarco, their older brother Tomanymarco and their distant Argonian relative No-Marco-at-All.
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    Wut?
    Signature


  • Yakidafi
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    Mannimarco using the toilet, Crappymarco

    Mannimarco can do alot of things at once, Mannimacro
    Edited by Yakidafi on April 17, 2015 8:29AM
    Moons and sands shall be your guide and path.
    PC EU/NA
  • Knootewoot
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    Marco is mean against small children, - MeanyMarco.

    Marco has a small *** - MiniMarco

    Marco ate some mint - MintyMarco.
    Edited by Knootewoot on April 17, 2015 11:05AM
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    "I am a nightblade. Blending the disciplines of the stealthy agent and subtle wizard, I move unseen and undetected, foil locks and traps, and teleport to safety when threatened, or strike like a viper from ambush. The College of Illusion hides me and fuddles or pacifies my opponents. The College of Mysticism detects my object, reflects and dispels enemy spells, and makes good my escape. The key to a nightblade's success is avoidance, by spell or by stealth; with these skills, all things are possible."
  • Yakidafi
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    @knootewoot could have written small "head" :p

    Mannimarco is strong Mightymarco

    Mannimarco is argonian and have alot of money Manni-money
    Moons and sands shall be your guide and path.
    PC EU/NA
  • Haxnschwammer
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    I'd prefer an erotic movie with Stiff Sahan and Lyris TittyPorn, promoted by filthy rich Moneymarco.
    Once I was a healer. Then I took a Wrobel to the knee.

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
  • StaticWax
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    Mannimarco stars in a children's television program: Handy Manny-marco
    I wish nothing but joy for everyone.
  • KleanZlate
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    When Sai Sahan did work for Doctors without Borders in underdeveloped countries they called him Sai of Relief.
  • TheVindelator
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    Pro-foot ball quarterback rolls a Sorc.

    Manningmarco.
  • TheVindelator
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    Ikea designer tries ESO.

    Rolls Lyris TitanBjörn.
  • dfwmikey74
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    A lying Caldwell - Falsewell

    A Happy Caldwell - Allswell



    oops...I think Caldwell's ALWAYS happy....


  • Eliteseraph
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    KleanZlate wrote: »
    How to find Manni"Marco!" - "POLO!"

    His lesser known brother: "Mannipolo"

    They were both raised as children by "Nanny Marco".

    Edited by Eliteseraph on April 17, 2015 5:52PM
    "What a sad world we live in, where politeness is mistaken for weakness." - Usagi Yojimbo
  • Makkir
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    Guys WTF...This thread is for Mannimarco, no one else.


    Mannimarco and Kim Kardashian have a baby,

    Fannymarco
  • Thymos
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    Makkir wrote: »
    Guys WTF...This thread is for Mannimarco, no one else.


    Mannimarco and Kim Kardashian have a baby,

    Fannymarco

    Figured it would be Northmarco...
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  • Aetherderius
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    Mannimarco gets his nails done - Mannipedimarco
  • Makkir
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    Mannimarco trolls zone chat

    Spammimarco
  • Aetherderius
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    Mannimarco wakes up as a woman - NotSoManlymarco
  • Thymos
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    dfwmikey74 wrote: »
    A lying Caldwell - Falsewell

    A Happy Caldwell - Allswell



    oops...I think Caldwell's ALWAYS happy....


    It's actually Cadwell...

    That was Badwell...
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  • Aetherderius
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    Mannimarco free-runs all over the Imperial City rooftops - Manniparkour

    Mannimarco mutates for aquatic life - Mannisharko
    Edited by Aetherderius on April 18, 2015 12:36AM
  • Makkir
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    Common Michelle....we needed sep threads for sep people!
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    Mannimarco becomes a Cyrodilic Mall Cop - Blartimarco.

    Mannimarco gets a chunk of shrapnel lodged in his chest - Iron Manni Marc One.
    signing off
  • Ifthir_ESO
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    RuPaul is Mannimarco

    Trannimarco
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