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Patch Notes

Tanis-Stormbinder
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I'm very excited, Patch Notes please :)
  • tinythinker
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    I am surprised that it took so long for someone to post a thread like this, but as always...

    *you all know it by heart*

    ...the patch notes will be made available:

    - after the patch has been successfully uploaded to the server and tested
    - after the notes have been translated into French and German
    - SOON

    Can we get a new SOON gif in this thread @ZOS_GinaBruno?
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  • HeroOfNone
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    Here's the abridged notes on those issues you were worried about

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  • Sphinx2318
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    aww this poor guy is actually excited.... im so very sorry 4 u :/
    Edited by Sphinx2318 on March 16, 2015 3:31PM
  • Zorvan
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    Skip the patch notes. It's always more fun to speculate on how borked things will be than to see written proof of it.
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  • tinythinker
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    Can we get a new SOON gif in this thread?

    Well, it wasn't in *this* thread, but we still got our new creepy SOON gif for this update's patch notes request...
    Did somebody say patch notes?!

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    Enjoy!
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  • HeroOfNone
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    I want my patches and mounts, preferably together.

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    Edited by HeroOfNone on March 16, 2015 3:59PM
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  • Athas24
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    ROFLMAOOO! :( now I feel bad for the kitty! @heroofnoneb14_ESO
    Edited by Athas24 on March 16, 2015 4:09PM
    ...OverTwerked & Underpaid.
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  • mhmfrogub17_ESO
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    I think they don't release the patch notes early because they don't want people complaining on the forum about how things are going to mess up their builds.

    100 people read the release notes early 90% would complain, if they release it after the servers open, than 80 of those 100 would now be in-game leaving only 20 people on the forums out of which 18 would complain.

    On a more serious note...whoever it was the duct taped that cat should be arrested for animal abuse.
  • HeroOfNone
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    I think they don't release the patch notes early because they don't want people complaining on the forum about how things are going to mess up their builds.

    100 people read the release notes early 90% would complain, if they release it after the servers open, than 80 of those 100 would now be in-game leaving only 20 people on the forums out of which 18 would complain.

    On a more serious note...whoever it was the duct taped that cat should be arrested for animal abuse.

    Yeah, it was from a bad story, so replaced it, bad judgement on my part. @Athas24 if you could remove the quote
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  • Athas24
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    I thought the kitty was photo shopped at first, because I didn't think anyone would actually Do that... :(
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  • ZOS_MichelleA
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    Hi there, all! We have a thread for discussing the upcoming patch notes, and we encourage everyone to hop on over there when sharing their thoughts: http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/157724/notes-and-eta. Thanks!
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