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Can I get an auto-kill button as a subscriber?

IrishGirlGamer
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Please?

I feel, as a subscriber, that I shouldn't have to be bothered with killing anyone or anything that doesn't enjoy my "I'm a subscriber" awesomeness. Also, my character should glow. When I walk through the streets of Vulkhel Guard, the other players - and their pets - should stand in awe and amazement at my power to use a credit card. When fighting in PVP, if I should encounter an non-subscribing peon, I should be able to press a button to kill them instantly, without any regard to their skills and level.

When I encounter another subscriber, the game should immediately calculate which of us has subscribed longer - and Azura help the poor soul who hasn't been involved since BETA! I should get an "Awesomeness" buff for every day I've subscribe. I can use this buff to invoke the voice of Dr. Phil, saying "You're not just okay, YOU'RE AWESOME!" again stunning everyone in the area who is not a subscriber to utter immovability.

All of this is in addition to everything else you've promised me, Zeni: more money, the Crown store, whatever. I'm a subscriber. I deserve more.

Oh, and I want cookies on my birthday. Snap, snap!
Edited by IrishGirlGamer on February 13, 2015 1:20AM
Valar Morghulis.

Someday I'm going to put a sword through your eye and out the back of your skull. Arya Stark

You're going to die tomorrow, Lord Bolton. Sleep well. Sansa Stark

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  • Rosveen
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    My sarcasm detector exploded and scorched the walls. I really liked the color of my walls. I'm suing you for damages.
  • EölMPK
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    Lolz!
    Awesome!
    Exactly like some guys :P
    Eöl[MPK]
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    Grungebr - Altmer magicka templar
    Eölbr - Dunmer magicka necro
    Drizztbr - Khajiit stamina nb
    "In my thoughts and in my dreams, they're always in my mind
    These songs of hobbits, dwarves and men, and elves
    Come close your eyes, you can see them too...
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  • newtinmpls
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    I'm so glad I wasn't actually drinking anything when I read this post.
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • BlueViolet
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    I can't believe you didn't ask for an entire entourage to accompany you around Tamriel in amongst all that ! As a subscriber, you should be definitely entitled to have your own personal bank, portable crafting stations and other miscellaneous items hauled along with you on your adventures by your own personal servants with wagons.
    EU / NA / PC
  • Nestor
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    Lets not forget an army of minions that go out and harvest nodes to show up the in game hirelings.
    Enjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.

    PakKat "Everything was going well, until I died"
    Gary Gravestink "I am glad you died, I needed the help"

  • KhajitFurTrader
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    BlueViolet wrote: »
    I can't believe you didn't ask for an entire entourage to accompany you around Tamriel in amongst all that ! As a subscriber, you should be definitely entitled to have your own personal bank, portable crafting stations and other miscellaneous items hauled along with you on your adventures by your own personal servants with wagons.
    So, basically like this? Imagine, your own minstrel, praising your noble deeds for all to hear! :smiley:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZwuTo7zKM8
  • Kaizxen
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    May alchemy materials bloom in your wake as you grace Nirn with your passage.
  • BBSooner
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    Kaizxen wrote: »
    May alchemy materials bloom in your wake as you grace Nirn with your passage.

    I want this. Let all the unsubscribed plebs follow me around as bugloss, columbine, and mountain flowers grow in the wake of my footsteps.
  • BlueViolet
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    BlueViolet wrote: »
    I can't believe you didn't ask for an entire entourage to accompany you around Tamriel in amongst all that ! As a subscriber, you should be definitely entitled to have your own personal bank, portable crafting stations and other miscellaneous items hauled along with you on your adventures by your own personal servants with wagons.
    So, basically like this? Imagine, your own minstrel, praising your noble deeds for all to hear! :smiley:
    (sipped clip )

    Just like that!
    *facepalm* And how could I have forgotten your own personal Bard.
    How thoughtless of me.
    BBSooner wrote: »
    Kaizxen wrote: »
    May alchemy materials bloom in your wake as you grace Nirn with your passage.

    I want this. Let all the unsubscribed plebs follow me around as bugloss, columbine, and mountain flowers grow in the wake of my footsteps.

    I also think this is a definite must. Let's not be too cautious here. After all you're a subscriber. You're entitled to these things!

    EU / NA / PC
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