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Hova 1vX - Indisputable Proof of Purple Alliance

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  • Aoe_Barbecue
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    Agrippa_Invisus wrote: »
    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    The class isn't over powered.

    The synergy battle roar has with the vampire ult is slightly over powered.

    I personally think that AOE builds ult a little too fast. Making it too easy for an AOE vampire Dk to manage their resources.

    It's just really effective when you put a bunch of pugs in a small area with any half decent player.

    The scent of your jealousy is thick, and practically palpable. NM will be glad to hold a guild DK clinic for your benefit!

    As thick and tangy as barbecue sauce? The AOE Barbecue family recipe?

    The barbecue sauce of the AoE branch of the Barbecue family is strictly a metaphysical substance. Many have reported of experiencing it, but only in brief moments of theosis and mystical union with the Unmoved Mover. It does not have the attribute of thickness or tanginess per anthropocentric language limitations. Rather, The Barbecue makes a distinction between his Essence and his Energy. Thus, the "thickness" is the ideal, The Thick. Likewise, the "tanginess" is the ideal, The Tang.

    You may begin your grillmaster's theosis with seven circuits around a charcoal or woodchip smoke pit, seven repetitions of the USDA prime cantata, and three libations of His Tanginess' amber ale. Amen.
  • Asgari
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    The saltiness in this thread is really starting to seep through some posts .... I love it!

    People call classes OP because they cant do what the player does.
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  • Ghostbane
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    dwemer_paleologist wrote: »

    and there it is folks, there is the undisputable proof and obvious show of over powered strength, survivability, maxed out and over powered damage output of the dragonight class. what more proof do you need?

    An experienced player running a defensive bar and succeeding.

    Over powered strength? Sword n Board is available to all with Block mitigation.

    Maxed Out? Everyone is capable of hitting max stats.

    Over powered damage output. Dat cinder storm yo. No wait, thats defensive. Deep breath, also defensive. Talons? Perhaps. Firebats? Destro + Vamp? Consult that.

    Them OP DKs get all the exclusive perks.
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  • Aoe_Barbecue
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    Sypherpkub17_ESO wrote: »
    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    The class isn't over powered.

    The synergy battle roar has with the vampire ult is slightly over powered.

    I personally think that AOE builds ult a little too fast. Making it too easy for an AOE vampire Dk to manage their resources.

    It's just really effective when you put a bunch of pugs in a small area with any half decent player.

    The scent of your jealousy is thick, and practically palpable. NM will be glad to hold a guild DK clinic for your benefit!

    There is no reason for me to be jealous.

    Let's just focus on this thread and not make everything about me.

    Thanks.

    An excellent point! Thus, please feel free to vacate the thread at your soonest convenience; we are discussing the OP, not a certain mediocre player. Dasvidaniya!
    Edited by Aoe_Barbecue on October 17, 2014 9:02PM
  • Nala_
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    dks.....lmao
  • Grim13
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    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    The class isn't over powered.

    The synergy battle roar has with the vampire ult is slightly over powered.

    I personally think that AOE builds ult a little too fast. Making it too easy for an AOE vampire Dk to manage their resources.

    It's just really effective when you put a bunch of pugs in a small area with any half decent player.

    The scent of your jealousy is thick, and practically palpable. NM will be glad to hold a guild DK clinic for your benefit!


    Who needs a clinic for fire ring, fire ring, batswarm, fire ring?



  • Grim13
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    Princess_Asgari wrote: »
    The saltiness in this thread is really starting to seep through some posts .... I love it!

    People call classes OP because they cant do what the player does.

    lol

    ..or they're OP.
  • Sypher
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    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    Sypherpkub17_ESO wrote: »
    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    The class isn't over powered.

    The synergy battle roar has with the vampire ult is slightly over powered.

    I personally think that AOE builds ult a little too fast. Making it too easy for an AOE vampire Dk to manage their resources.

    It's just really effective when you put a bunch of pugs in a small area with any half decent player.

    The scent of your jealousy is thick, and practically palpable. NM will be glad to hold a guild DK clinic for your benefit!

    There is no reason for me to be jealous.

    Let's just focus on this thread and not make everything about me.

    Thanks.

    An excellent point! Thus, please feel free to vacate the thread at your soonest convenience; we are discussing the OP, not a certain mediocre player. Dasvidaniya!

    I was discussing the OP. Battle roar is bugged. The resource return for a 200 ult standard is the same as a 144 point bat swarm.

    I don't blame anyone for taking advantage of that. It's ZoS's responsibility to fix their game.
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  • Subtomik
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    dwemer_paleologist wrote: »
    and there it is folks, there is the undisputable proof and obvious show of over powered strength, survivability, maxed out and over powered damage output of the dragonight class. what more proof do you need?



    The whole first part of the video hova is just trying to stay alive, the AP you see is from me when I rode in below him to help our brothers in red defeat the elven scum. Unfortunately red mistook me for a foe and started attacking and I was forced to defend myself. You can even see the fire ballista shoot off the tower at me.

    "over powered damage output" like a bunch of people sitting in wall of elements and cinder storm lol?
    Edited by Subtomik on October 17, 2014 9:15PM
  • Aoe_Barbecue
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    Sypher uses feeble, passive-aggressive jab on OP. It missed.

    Aoe Barbecue uses stinging, pointed retort. It's super effective!

    Sypher is confused.

    Sypher uses hasty attempt to redirect conversation! It's not very effective.
  • Sypher
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    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    Sypher uses feeble, passive-aggressive jab on OP. It missed.

    Aoe Barbecue uses stinging, pointed retort. It's super effective!

    Sypher is confused.

    Sypher uses hasty attempt to redirect conversation! It's not very effective.

    I'm so passive aggressive that I can effectively sleep with your wife and convince you to pay off my student loans.

    But, like I said. Let's focus on the OP.
    DC Dragonknight 'Sypher - AD Nightblade Sypher Ali - AD Sorcerer Sypher Sensei - EP Sorcerer Sypharian - DC Templar Ali Sypher

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  • Aoe_Barbecue
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    Sypherpkub17_ESO wrote: »
    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    Sypher uses feeble, passive-aggressive jab on OP. It missed.

    Aoe Barbecue uses stinging, pointed retort. It's super effective!

    Sypher is confused.

    Sypher uses hasty attempt to redirect conversation! It's not very effective.

    I'm so passive aggressive that I can effectively sleep with your wife and convince you to pay off my student loans.

    But, like I said. Let's focus on the OP.

    Last I checked, you were a socially awkward 19-year old with twig arms. Top kek!

    (Lest I mention streaming live! from your mom's house. Ayyylmao)
    Edited by Aoe_Barbecue on October 17, 2014 9:35PM
  • Sypher
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    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    Sypherpkub17_ESO wrote: »
    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    Sypher uses feeble, passive-aggressive jab on OP. It missed.

    Aoe Barbecue uses stinging, pointed retort. It's super effective!

    Sypher is confused.

    Sypher uses hasty attempt to redirect conversation! It's not very effective.

    I'm so passive aggressive that I can effectively sleep with your wife and convince you to pay off my student loans.

    But, like I said. Let's focus on the OP.

    Last I checked, you were a socially awkward 19-year old with twig arms. Top kek!

    Petty jabs as usual. I told you not to make this about me.

    I guess you can't resist.
    DC Dragonknight 'Sypher - AD Nightblade Sypher Ali - AD Sorcerer Sypher Sensei - EP Sorcerer Sypharian - DC Templar Ali Sypher

    Youtube: www.youtube.com/SypherPK
    Twitch: www.twitch.tv/SypherPK
  • Asgari
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    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    Sypherpkub17_ESO wrote: »
    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    Sypher uses feeble, passive-aggressive jab on OP. It missed.

    Aoe Barbecue uses stinging, pointed retort. It's super effective!

    Sypher is confused.

    Sypher uses hasty attempt to redirect conversation! It's not very effective.

    I'm so passive aggressive that I can effectively sleep with your wife and convince you to pay off my student loans.

    But, like I said. Let's focus on the OP.

    Last I checked, you were a socially awkward 19-year old with twig arms. Top kek!

    (Lest I mention streaming live! from your mom's house. Ayyylmao)

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    Asgari | NB
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  • Aoe_Barbecue
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    Sypherpkub17_ESO wrote: »
    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    Sypherpkub17_ESO wrote: »
    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    Sypher uses feeble, passive-aggressive jab on OP. It missed.

    Aoe Barbecue uses stinging, pointed retort. It's super effective!

    Sypher is confused.

    Sypher uses hasty attempt to redirect conversation! It's not very effective.

    I'm so passive aggressive that I can effectively sleep with your wife and convince you to pay off my student loans.

    But, like I said. Let's focus on the OP.

    Last I checked, you were a socially awkward 19-year old with twig arms. Top kek!

    Petty jabs as usual. I told you not to make this about me.

    I guess you can't resist.

    And thus Narcissus looked into the pond and saw his own reflection.


    [Moderator Note: Edited per our rules on Cursing & Profanity]
    Edited by ZOS_AlvinM on October 18, 2014 12:52AM
  • Sypher
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    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    Sypherpkub17_ESO wrote: »
    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    Sypherpkub17_ESO wrote: »
    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    Sypher uses feeble, passive-aggressive jab on OP. It missed.

    Aoe Barbecue uses stinging, pointed retort. It's super effective!

    Sypher is confused.

    Sypher uses hasty attempt to redirect conversation! It's not very effective.

    I'm so passive aggressive that I can effectively sleep with your wife and convince you to pay off my student loans.

    But, like I said. Let's focus on the OP.

    Last I checked, you were a socially awkward 19-year old with twig arms. Top kek!

    Petty jabs as usual. I told you not to make this about me.

    I guess you can't resist.

    And thus Narcissus looked into the pond and saw his own reflection. Then Narcissus realized he was a glorious winged [snip]!

    Grown ass man going at it with an 18 year old "kid" over a game forums.

    Get a grip.

    [Moderator Note: Edited quote to match moderated version]
    Edited by ZOS_MichelleA on October 18, 2014 5:03PM
    DC Dragonknight 'Sypher - AD Nightblade Sypher Ali - AD Sorcerer Sypher Sensei - EP Sorcerer Sypharian - DC Templar Ali Sypher

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  • Aoe_Barbecue
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    Sypherpkub17_ESO wrote: »
    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    Sypherpkub17_ESO wrote: »
    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    Sypherpkub17_ESO wrote: »
    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    Sypher uses feeble, passive-aggressive jab on OP. It missed.

    Aoe Barbecue uses stinging, pointed retort. It's super effective!

    Sypher is confused.

    Sypher uses hasty attempt to redirect conversation! It's not very effective.

    I'm so passive aggressive that I can effectively sleep with your wife and convince you to pay off my student loans.

    But, like I said. Let's focus on the OP.

    Last I checked, you were a socially awkward 19-year old with twig arms. Top kek!

    Petty jabs as usual. I told you not to make this about me.

    I guess you can't resist.

    And thus Narcissus looked into the pond and saw his own reflection. Then Narcissus realized he was a glorious winged phaggot!

    Grown ass man going at it with an 18 year old "kid" over a game forums.

    Get a grip.

    "Playing a game" suggests I give any credibility to your feeble cognitive abilities. (I suppose you deserve basic applause; you at least seem in command of middle-school level English!)

    You're on the ass end of the most amusing witty banter I've had for at least the last 20 minutes. Well, perhaps it is witty on my part. You may be a tad less sharp than a tube of tennis balls. So for your end, perhaps you should just call it "banter"?
    Edited by Aoe_Barbecue on October 17, 2014 9:47PM
  • Sypher
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    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    Sypherpkub17_ESO wrote: »
    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    Sypherpkub17_ESO wrote: »
    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    Sypherpkub17_ESO wrote: »
    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    Sypher uses feeble, passive-aggressive jab on OP. It missed.

    Aoe Barbecue uses stinging, pointed retort. It's super effective!

    Sypher is confused.

    Sypher uses hasty attempt to redirect conversation! It's not very effective.

    I'm so passive aggressive that I can effectively sleep with your wife and convince you to pay off my student loans.

    But, like I said. Let's focus on the OP.

    Last I checked, you were a socially awkward 19-year old with twig arms. Top kek!

    Petty jabs as usual. I told you not to make this about me.

    I guess you can't resist.

    And thus Narcissus looked into the pond and saw his own reflection. Then Narcissus realized he was a glorious winged phaggot!

    Grown ass man going at it with an 18 year old "kid" over a game forums.

    Get a grip.

    "Playing a game" suggests I give any credibility to your feeble cognitive abilities. (I suppose you deserve basic applause; you at least seem in command of middle-school level English!)

    You're on the ass end of the most amusing witty banter I've had for at least the last 20 minutes. Well, perhaps it is witty on my part. You may be a tad less sharp than a tube of tennis balls. So for your end, perhaps you should just call it "banter"?

    I'm glad that I could provide you with some cheap entertainment.

    It is my expertise after all.
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    Youtube: www.youtube.com/SypherPK
    Twitch: www.twitch.tv/SypherPK
  • Asgari
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    Sypherpkub17_ESO wrote: »
    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    Sypherpkub17_ESO wrote: »
    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    Sypherpkub17_ESO wrote: »
    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    Sypherpkub17_ESO wrote: »
    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    Sypher uses feeble, passive-aggressive jab on OP. It missed.

    Aoe Barbecue uses stinging, pointed retort. It's super effective!

    Sypher is confused.

    Sypher uses hasty attempt to redirect conversation! It's not very effective.

    I'm so passive aggressive that I can effectively sleep with your wife and convince you to pay off my student loans.

    But, like I said. Let's focus on the OP.

    Last I checked, you were a socially awkward 19-year old with twig arms. Top kek!

    Petty jabs as usual. I told you not to make this about me.

    I guess you can't resist.

    And thus Narcissus looked into the pond and saw his own reflection. Then Narcissus realized he was a glorious winged phaggot!

    Grown ass man going at it with an 18 year old "kid" over a game forums.

    Get a grip.

    "Playing a game" suggests I give any credibility to your feeble cognitive abilities. (I suppose you deserve basic applause; you at least seem in command of middle-school level English!)

    You're on the ass end of the most amusing witty banter I've had for at least the last 20 minutes. Well, perhaps it is witty on my part. You may be a tad less sharp than a tube of tennis balls. So for your end, perhaps you should just call it "banter"?

    I'm glad that I could provide you with some cheap entertainment.

    It is my expertise after all.

    Nothing entertaining about watching youtube clips of v14's killing lvl 20's
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    Princess Asgari | Sorc
    Asgari | NB
    -Asgari | Stamplar
    Ariana Kishi | DK | True Liberator of Haderus
    Banner Down!
    No Mercy
    Youtube: Asgari
  • Sypher
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    Princess_Asgari wrote: »
    Sypherpkub17_ESO wrote: »
    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    Sypherpkub17_ESO wrote: »
    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    Sypherpkub17_ESO wrote: »
    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    Sypherpkub17_ESO wrote: »
    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    Sypher uses feeble, passive-aggressive jab on OP. It missed.

    Aoe Barbecue uses stinging, pointed retort. It's super effective!

    Sypher is confused.

    Sypher uses hasty attempt to redirect conversation! It's not very effective.

    I'm so passive aggressive that I can effectively sleep with your wife and convince you to pay off my student loans.

    But, like I said. Let's focus on the OP.

    Last I checked, you were a socially awkward 19-year old with twig arms. Top kek!

    Petty jabs as usual. I told you not to make this about me.

    I guess you can't resist.

    And thus Narcissus looked into the pond and saw his own reflection. Then Narcissus realized he was a glorious winged phaggot!

    Grown ass man going at it with an 18 year old "kid" over a game forums.

    Get a grip.

    "Playing a game" suggests I give any credibility to your feeble cognitive abilities. (I suppose you deserve basic applause; you at least seem in command of middle-school level English!)

    You're on the ass end of the most amusing witty banter I've had for at least the last 20 minutes. Well, perhaps it is witty on my part. You may be a tad less sharp than a tube of tennis balls. So for your end, perhaps you should just call it "banter"?

    I'm glad that I could provide you with some cheap entertainment.

    It is my expertise after all.

    Nothing entertaining about watching youtube clips of v14's killing lvl 20's

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    DC Dragonknight 'Sypher - AD Nightblade Sypher Ali - AD Sorcerer Sypher Sensei - EP Sorcerer Sypharian - DC Templar Ali Sypher

    Youtube: www.youtube.com/SypherPK
    Twitch: www.twitch.tv/SypherPK
  • Erock25
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    Sypher so mad the pvp forum warriors don't like him.

    Forum warriors so mad sypher is probably the most well known player in eso.

    I'm so happy I'm drinking alone.
    You earned the 500 LOLs badge.
    You received 500 LOLs. It ain't no fluke, you post great stuff and we're lucky to have you here. +50 points
  • Ifthir_ESO
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    Aoe_Barbecue wrote: »
    The scent of your jealousy is thick, and practically palpable. NM will be glad to hold a guild DK clinic for your benefit!

    God I am so tired of your guild being forum ***.

    Lets get the facts down, from a neutral third party who has killed every last one of you. You are all good.

    Sypher is the best DK of all of you, though, hands down.

    The only people arguing this are NM and NM sycophants, which is sad. I think your guild is the strongest in PvP, overall, but individually, not a single one of you has anything on @Sypherpkub17_ESO‌

    Sorry to burst your ego bubble and all, but you can quickly prove me wrong by posting dueling videos. Somehow I doubt @Sypherpkub17_ESO‌ is ducking anyone.
    Edited by Ifthir_ESO on October 17, 2014 10:19PM
  • Ifthir_ESO
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    And, after my post above, let me say, that this is the best video you've posted @Lfehova‌ , really shows just how impressive you can be. See you in game.
    Edited by Ifthir_ESO on October 17, 2014 10:21PM
  • michaelb14a_ESO2
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    Jesus look at the comments in this thread, no wonder none of you got invited to the guild summit.
  • Aoe_Barbecue
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    Being good at dueling in a group-play game is like being the best pole dancer on your rugby team. Good luck with your pole dancing goals of 2014!
  • Grim13
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    collegeenvy_banana02-21-201307.jpg

    I know there are a lot of reasons to be jealous of us Bananas...

    ..but, seriously, the Banana Envy in this thread is out of control!

    Edited by Grim13 on October 17, 2014 10:39PM
  • Asgari
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    Grim13 wrote: »
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    I know there are a lot of reasons to be jealous of us Bananas...

    ..but, seriously, the Banana Envy in this thread is out of control!

    The first post was about bananas and then it quickly diverted into how much a certain DK has to have the spot light or he will sick his twitch babies on you. He also never fails to provide awesome laughs at his expense for trying to play it off like he isnt mad when he really is.

    Keep on rocking he fruit of the loom baby boy, Keep on rockin.
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    Princess Asgari | Sorc
    Asgari | NB
    -Asgari | Stamplar
    Ariana Kishi | DK | True Liberator of Haderus
    Banner Down!
    No Mercy
    Youtube: Asgari
  • Subtomik
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    I would be miserable if I was on the dominion.

    I almost threw a fit last night when my guys asked how far out I was from glademist and I said "number 4 in queue"

    I was pissed I had to wait about 90 seconds to join the server loll.
  • DDuke
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    The comments here...

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  • Lfehova
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    DDuke wrote: »
    The comments here...

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    I just wanted to share a fun video clip.
    Characters: Hovaling/Lfehova/Hova-kun/Hovalicious
    Class: DK/DK/Sorc/Templar
    Guild: No Mercy
    Alliance: Daggerfall

    Characters after rename: BROVALING/Baka-kun/Brovalicious (Lfehova is now a retired DK and spends his days crafting)
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