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3 Word Story: The Elder Scrolls way

  • StamWhipCultist
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    on alt account
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  • missjackieb14_ESO
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    and ate a
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  • keevil111
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    at his own
    PS4 NA
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  • missjackieb14_ESO
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    cave and then
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  • Sheezabeast
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    Waxed his shield
    Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!
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  • JimmyJuJu
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    In the field
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  • keevil111
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    of dead bodies
    PS4 NA
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  • Marcus196604
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    Meanwhile in the
    Real men don't eat honey they chew bees.
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  • Sheezabeast
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    Cave of Memories
    Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!
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  • kylewwefan
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    Waxed my nuts
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  • AnonomissX
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    Long loading screens
    Ebonheart Pact, Nord Templar/healer on NA Xbox server. My main toon WAS a tall and foxy redhead - now she has been gamma-irradiated and has green skin and black hair. 3 other characters I only use for writs. Can't be bothered to create multiple toons - EXCEPT now my WW is getting spooled up for Cyrodiil - Blood For The Pact! IRL cranky sometimes redhead chick at large in Las Vegas, NV
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  • Tornaad
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    littered with arrows
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  • Coatmagic
    Coatmagic
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    and salty meat
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  • Rukia541
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    Grilled to perfection
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  • HappyLittleTree
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    fed to guar
    Thuu chakkuth lod Hajhiit c’oo? Hajhiit gortsuquth gorihuth thuu gooluthduj thdeitoluu!

    XBox-EU
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  • Coatmagic
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    makes 'em fly
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  • drkfrontiers
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    smacks into tree
    "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star."
    ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
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  • Jaraal
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    fiddy slow zerglings
    RIP Bosmer Nation. 4/4/14 - 2/25/19.
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  • Fodore
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    All singing meniacly
    Before judging a man walk a mile in his shoes.
    After that who cares?
    They're a mile away and you've got their shoes.
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  • Mayrael
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    and replace with
    Say no to Toxic Casuals!
    I am doing my best, but I am not a native speaker, sorry.


    "Difficulty scaling is desperately needed. 9 years. 6 paid expansions. 24 DLCs. 40 game changing updates including A Realm Reborn-tier overhaul of the game including a permanent CP160 gear cap and ridiculous power creep thereafter. I'm sick and tired of hearing about Cadwell Silver&Gold as a "you think you do but you don't"-tier deflection to any criticism regarding the lack of overland difficulty in the game." - @AlexanderDeLarge
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  • Turelus
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    thousands of orcs
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
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  • pod88kk
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    Worshipping Lord Fengrush
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  • kylewwefan
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    Jumping off cliffs
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  • Sheezabeast
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    Glorious ponytails bouncing
    Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!
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  • keevil111
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    like rubber duckies
    PS4 NA
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  • beebay
    beebay
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    In your belly
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  • missjackieb14_ESO
    missjackieb14_ESO
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    and in your
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  • Fodore
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    Deepest darkest dreams
    Before judging a man walk a mile in his shoes.
    After that who cares?
    They're a mile away and you've got their shoes.
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  • Reistr_the_Unbroken
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    Dremora are hunting
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  • iAmLife
    iAmLife
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    With vile intentions
    I'll own you fool, COME AT ME YOU SON OF A GUN, hi names Life... LIKE FOR LIFE kthnxbye
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