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3 Word Story: The Elder Scrolls way
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Cadbury✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭without any pants"If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."0 -
Sheezabeast✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭only his piercingsGrand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!0 -
Cadbury✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭the salt flows"If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."0 -
Sheezabeast✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭damage over timeGrand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!0 -
XDragonDoomX✭✭✭✭✭last one stolen"Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”
(with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)
I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.
82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**0 -
Cadbury✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭like diamond cookies"If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."0 -
Sheezabeast✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭suddenly, the ProphetGrand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!0 -
Cadbury✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭appeared completely naked"If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."0 -
Cadbury✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭check your settings"If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."0 -
Cadbury✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭pants right now!""If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."0 -
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✭✭✭✭the attack .... OFTenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis0
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