Just call me "Fights-With-Bucket"

tinythinker

Or Fights-With-Bucket-And-Torch.

Argonian cleaning service by night.



Scourge of Cyrodiil by day.



Don't fear me.

Fear my bucket.

Just don't get any stains on the floor. Blood takes forever to scrub out.

Pallmor

My Argonian alt Vomits-With-Frequency would like to thank you once again for your service.

CPTproton

Forget your dreams of adventure and get back to scrubbing those floors you filthy reptile!

stefan.gustavsonb16_ESO

Fighting with a bucket is an Argonian form of martial arts that sprung from centuries of slavery in Morrowind. The bucket is an excellent weapon both for offense and defense, and it can be deadly in the right hands. Many Dunmer slavers who mistreated their household Argonians have been at the receiving end of classic moves passed down in secret through generations: "whirlwind bash", "gonk-to-the-upside" and the utterly humiliating "dirty splash".

Another school of fighting uses the mop staff. Sort-of-pointy end for single target damage, broadside for AoE, fluffy end for humiliation. Dunmer would never admit it in public, but they have every reason to fear Argonians.

istateres

CPTproton wrote: »

Forget your dreams of adventure and get back to scrubbing those floors you filthy reptile!

You erect the spine of ignorance. It is exactly this kind of bigoty and ignorance that has resulting in the formation of groups like the An-Xilee. Argonian's are the equal of both mer and men, and as clean as any Dry Skin.

guybrushtb16_ESO

Frees-Up-Bankspace erects the spine of sympathy. Although you probably won't ever get to see it, unless you clean the insides of a bank of course.

jrgray93

It has a skill tree. Here's a few excerpts:

Purge:
Vomit in bucket, removing all active positive effects from player. Reduce maximum health by 25% for 30 minutes. Player is disoriented for 5 seconds.

Versatile Bucket:
Toggled
Place bucket on head, reducing visibility to five meters and increasing armor by 5 until removed.

Pedestal:
Toggled
Stand on bucket, granting immunity to placed area-of-effect spells. While standing on the bucket, direct damage spells cancel the effect and knock down player for 3 seconds.

RedMiniStapler

Where is your lusty maid uniform?

DogFaceInBananaPatch

Pallmor wrote: »

My Argonian alt Vomits-With-Frequency would like to thank you once again for your service.

I tune into 101.8 W-UPCHK all the time. Great station!

Qyrk

Wasn't there a post inquiring where toilets are in this game? It was noted that the alternative at the time of Tamriel is the usage of buckets lying around?

jamie.goddenrwb17_ESO

jrgray93 wrote: »

It has a skill tree. Here's a few excerpts:

Purge:
Vomit in bucket, removing all active positive effects from player. Reduce maximum health by 25% for 30 minutes. Player is disoriented for 5 seconds.

Versatile Bucket:
Toggled
Place bucket on head, reducing visibility to five meters and increasing armor by 5 until removed.

Pedestal:
Toggled
Stand on bucket, granting immunity to placed area-of-effect spells. While standing on the bucket, direct damage spells cancel the effect and knock down player for 3 seconds.

Using Versatile Bucket right after Purge....kills character instantly .

SienneYviete

At least your Argonian gets some sun, my poor alt Hauls-Much-Loot has never stepped foot out of stone falls bank.... Sigh

jrgray93

jamie.goddenrwb17_ESO wrote: »

jrgray93 wrote: »

It has a skill tree. Here's a few excerpts:

Purge:
Vomit in bucket, removing all active positive effects from player. Reduce maximum health by 25% for 30 minutes. Player is disoriented for 5 seconds.

Versatile Bucket:
Toggled
Place bucket on head, reducing visibility to five meters and increasing armor by 5 until removed.

Pedestal:
Toggled
Stand on bucket, granting immunity to placed area-of-effect spells. While standing on the bucket, direct damage spells cancel the effect and knock down player for 3 seconds.

Using Versatile Bucket right after Purge....kills character instantly .

Humiliating.

Instant death does not occur if Pedestal is used between them.

Pallmor

Qyrk wrote: »

Wasn't there a post inquiring where toilets are in this game? It was noted that the alternative at the time of Tamriel is the usage of buckets lying around?

Too good to use a bucket, ya spoiled milk-drinker? You want us to draw a bath for you too and arrange a pedicure?

Sighlynce

jrgray93 wrote: »

It has a skill tree. Here's a few excerpts:

Purge:
Vomit in bucket, removing all active positive effects from player. Reduce maximum health by 25% for 30 minutes. Player is disoriented for 5 seconds.

Versatile Bucket:
Toggled
Place bucket on head, reducing visibility to five meters and increasing armor by 5 until removed.

Pedestal:
Toggled
Stand on bucket, granting immunity to placed area-of-effect spells. While standing on the bucket, direct damage spells cancel the effect and knock down player for 3 seconds.

you do know thats getting nerfed right... Everyone knows that the Argonian bucket weild is way over powered... like way over powered..