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I think I found the most powerful/multipurpose weapon in the game!

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Edited by UnholyPerfection on August 7, 2014 10:54PM
  • Illumous
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    Is that a Breadaxenswordmugpick!?! I've always wanted one of those!
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  • SirenofEntropy
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    Lol. I've had the glitch where food gets stuck in my character's hand before, but this is just insane.
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  • MonkeyAssassin24
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    Okay this age of multitasking is just getting ridiculous now!

    :P
    On second thought, let's not go to the forums. 'Tis a silly place.
  • Arsenic_Touch
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    It's a swiss army.... thing.
    Is it better to out-monster the monster or to be quietly devoured?

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  • Gillysan
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    What crafting station do you make this?
  • Gilvoth
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    some dude pulled that on me in cryodiil and 1 shot me for 43,618 damage.

    Edit:
    altho i do admit i was niether thirsty nor hungry after he 1 shot me tho ... had kindof a sweet after taste ....
    Edited by Gilvoth on August 7, 2014 11:26PM
  • kijima
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    I had a bowl stuck to my bow, I liked it. It looked like a mini shield when I blocked haha.
    Been here since Feb 2014 - You'd think I'd be half reasonable at this game by now...

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  • RedMiniStapler
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    Is this from weapon crafting or provision? You should definitely crank out more and sell them!
  • Karnus
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    Some people just don't know how to let go of something before moving on to another.
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  • dodgehopper_ESO
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    Hilarious. I've beat something over the head with a mug before, but that takes the cake, er bread-axe-thing.
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  • EQBallzz
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    LOL. You look like Steve Martin in "The Jerk". I don't need anything! Except this axe..and this baguette..and this mug...and this paddle game. (video included for the non-old people who don't know what I'm talking about)

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  • Moltier
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    That might be the most OP weapon,
    but the funniest weapon in game is: The spoon
    Step 1: Equip a staff (like resto).
    Step 2: Start eating a soup.
    Step 3: Attack while eating!
    Enjoy! Now you have a spoon that shoots lazer. :)
  • babylon
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    Moltier wrote: »
    That might be the most OP weapon,
    but the funniest weapon in game is: The spoon
    Step 1: Equip a staff (like resto).
    Step 2: Start eating a soup.
    Step 3: Attack while eating!
    Enjoy! Now you have a spoon that shoots lazer. :)

    I want a staff that shoots soup.
  • SirenofEntropy
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    And with this thread you have inadvertently discovered the reason why this game has memory issues. It's like it literally releases nothing from the cache.
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  • Kronosphere
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    Illumous wrote: »
    Is that a Breadaxenswordmugpick!?! I've always wanted one of those!

    LOL this is the best
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  • Kashiwagi
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    Omg, what level of Foodsmithing do you need to craft this?
  • ArRashid
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    It's a pretty annoying bug intruduced in 1.3.3 .... almost every time I equip some item, or just switch weapons, they REFUSE to update.
    So I end up dual wielding with my bow, shooting from daggers, etc..
  • SantieClaws
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    Oh the old fashioned sandwich axe. Folks been using those to chop wood and eat dinner since way back. Or is that eat wood and chop dinner....
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  • crislevin
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    I will take it for 100k, or 100 fortified sweetrolls.
  • stefan.gustavsonb16_ESO
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    "Eat this, Daedra scum!" just got a new meaning.
  • Inversus
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    how much

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  • isengrimb16_ESO
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    Needs a bit more duct tape. signed Red Green

    Edited by isengrimb16_ESO on August 8, 2014 11:59AM
  • zgrssd
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    some dude pulled that on me in cryodiil and 1 shot me for 43,618 damage.
    Since that is a mere graphics bug on client side we can savely asume that was something totally unrelated.
    And with this thread you have inadvertently discovered the reason why this game has memory issues. It's like it literally releases nothing from the cache.
    This is just a minor race condition when updating the graphics on the client side.
    This can't cause any big memory leak.
    The real buggers are always in the pieces you don't even see as user.

    Had something similar once, "weapon inversion".
    Basically my Bow bar used the dual daggers with bow animations, while the dual dagger bar used bow with dual wield animations.
    Propably happened due to the rework of the weapon swap. It is now faster then the computer can handle.
    I find it midly funny and not really disruptive.

    Can /reloadui fix this, by the way? Not sure if it ever included ingame character graphics.
    Edited by zgrssd on August 8, 2014 12:29PM
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