The secret to Elder Scrolls Online. How to level fast.

butterfly442

Turn off all sound.

Look for arrow.

Spam 1 button.

Look for arrow.

You win.

TehMagnus

Secret #2:
- Give me your account & password
- Have a char at least level 50.
- Recover it at VR12.

No refunds.

You might be missing some mats & money

Theosis

but id miss all the good stuff

(I do this on my alt)

ers101284b14_ESO

magnusnet wrote: »

Secret #2:
- Give me your account & password
- Have a char at least level 50.
- Recover it at VR12.

No refunds.

Sounds legit

butterfly442

This is where I would normally post some comical but bogus account info, but I'm scared my real account, and the bogus one will get suspended.

Zenimax is sensitive.

ZOS_MichelleA

magnusnet wrote: »

Secret #2:
- Give me your account & password
- Have a char at least level 50.
- Recover it at VR12.

No refunds.

You might be missing some mats & money

Gasp! We see what you did there!

But in all seriousness folks, please don't give out your info to others.

Terminus

How to Live Life:

Turn off all sound

Get a job

Find and marry spouse

Finally pay off college loans

Retire playing The Elder Scrolls Online

You Win.

TehMagnus

ZOS_MichelleA wrote: »

magnusnet wrote: »

Secret #2:
- Give me your account & password
- Have a char at least level 50.
- Recover it at VR12.

No refunds.

You might be missing some mats & money

Gasp! We see what you did there!

But in all seriousness folks, please don't give out your info to others.

I would still need the validation email from ZOS because "New login location detected". This is really hurting my business.

arena25

@magnusnet, this one loves your posts. For the first one (the one which @ZOS_MichelleA‌ replied to), this one stuck one down the LOL chimney. @ZOS_MichelleA‌, this one really wishes you could mark a post for LOL, Insightful, and Agree in the same post, but you can't, so I stuck one down the Insightful chimney. And finally, @magnusnet‌, the last post warrants an "Agree" and a "LOL" mark, but I'll stick it down the Agree chimney.

@Terminus‌, this one really wishes he could pay off his college loans just to go back to school so this one can get a supplemental job. Trust me, this one would love to be a commercial fisherman...because unlike Lord Arena25, who does not like outdoors, this one loves being outdoors. But more than anything, Shedelin wants to learn to fish. You know the old saying: "Give me a fish and I'll eat for a day. Teach me to fish and I'll eat for a lifetime." +1 in the Awesome chimney.

Jode and Jone, talking about fish has made me hungry. Time to go eat while Lord Arena25 is still out and about.

Signed,
Shedelin
Scribe to Arena25

P.S. @butterfly442‌, good call.

ZOS_TristanK

magnusnet wrote: »

I would still need the validation email from ZOS because "New login location detected". This is really hurting my business.

If you haven't already, we recommend that you check your e-mail's junk folder (and your Promotions tab if you're a gmail user).

If the email isn't there, please add noreply@mail.elderscrollsonline.com to your safe-senders list and try again.

If this does not resolve your issue, please reach out to our Support Team so that they can provide you with further assistance.

arena25

@ZOS_TristanK‌, you do realize that @magnusnet‌ was joking around, right? And I don't mean any hard feelings or disrespect, but did you read the entire thread?

ZOS_TristanK

Just wanted to be sure we weren't hurting someone's business! (Also, thanks for the call out, @arena25. More coffee before posting is an important lesson to learn).

TehMagnus

@ZOS_TristanK‌ sorry for making you waste your time, it was indeed a joke. No problem though, I'll also ask for email address & password 8).

Tabbycat

This entire thread is full of awesome.

Redlag

butterfly442 wrote: »

Turn off all sound.

Look for arrow.

Spam 1 button.

Look for arrow.

You win.

I want to grind in my closet. I want more exp per kill. I want t.. it doesn't matter with skill points coming from quests... Give me as different colored Kill arrow for skill point quests so I can ignore the rest..

I love you. Do it.

Anu_Saukko_Tutkija

Turn all sound to max

Look for VT10 wolfs

Kill them all

Look for VT10 Mudcrab

you die

tinythinker

killerintheline9 wrote: »

Turn all sound to max

Look for VT10 wolfs

Kill them all

Look for VT10 Mudcrab

you die

Where's the win?

Carafina34

I LOVE LAMP! ;p

stefan.gustavsonb16_ESO

The win is a lie. There is no win. We don't need no stinking wins. What, me win? (Pick the meme appropriate for your age group.)

In other words: Play. Or play not. There is no win. (Cross-generation meme for kids of all ages.)

tinythinker

stefan.gustavsonb16_ESO wrote: »

The win is a lie. There is no win. We don't need no stinking wins. What, me win? (Pick the meme appropriate for your age group.)

In other words: Play. Or play not. There is no win. (Cross-generation meme for kids of all ages.)

The only thing we have to win is win itself.