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Darien Gautier: Stud Muffin or Sleaze Bag

  • BBSooner
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    I know a guy almost exactly like him at my office. He's actually a pretty reliable and nice guy, which is the impression I get from Darien.
  • Fi'yra
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    Stud but I have eyes for Razum-Dar
    I just

    I just..
    AD - PC/EU
    Get Wrobled
  • andre.roques.3b14_ESO
    Sleaze Muffin Stud Bag...all of the above. I'm pretty sure he hit on me too, and I was playing a male character. I think he works hard and plays hard...nothing wrong with that.
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    Caltrinity EP Dunmer Sorcerer
    Brehhanon Moonblood DC Breton Nightblade
  • eliisra
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    Stud Muffin
    UlanX wrote: »
    Just to help you out with a visual of the man in question...
    [img][/img]eso2014-07-2909-44-19-35.jpg

    Wonder if he reads "The Lusty Argonian Maid Vol 2"?

    Bread loafs makes me feel awkward these days lol.

    As much as I find him a bit appalling (semi-naked) and cliché, he did help me kill a gargoyle so I'm voting for stud.
  • Thechemicals
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    Stud Muffin
    Lighten up, the guy went to cold harbor and took the lead on a number of other quest before that. He likes the ladies, a lot.
    Vr14 Templar since release- dual resto
    Vr14 Dk bow/2h

    Brayan Blackthunder
    Goddick
    Daggerfall Covenant

  • Flexar
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    Sleaze Bag but I like that kind of thing
    He's a sleaze bag, but he's an amusing sleaze bag. At least he's actually capable being useful when he needs to be.
  • Azzuria
    Azzuria
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    Sleaze Bag
    Uber-***.
    Brunhilda Icehammer - Nord Dragonknight, 'Smith & Enchantress 'What is 'ranged? I need to hit something!!'
    Laehl Direthorn - Bosmer Nightblade, Purveyor of fine Clothes, Bows and Staves
    Reeza gra-Zuni - Orc Templar 'War Shaman' and Apothecary
    Noemi Snowpaw - Kajiit Dragon Knight - I laugh... or I'd have to kill you.
    Kitera Dreamon - Breton of The Dominion: Because those Daggers don't appreciate a great Mage.
    Lysara Shadowcroft - Dunmer Bloodmage: This will only hurt a lot.
  • milesrodneymcneely2_ESO
    milesrodneymcneely2_ESO
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    Sleaze Bag but I like that kind of thing
    Darien's too much of a twink for my tastes.

    Now, Rigurt the Brash? WOOF!
  • traigusb14_ESO2
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    Sleaze Bag
    I think they don't give him enough screen time to make him come off as endearing as he is supposed to be.

    Face it, he's no Stibbons!*

    -T

    (* 9 out of 10 recently polled vampires, daedra, hags, crow mothers, neriads, mud crabs and other crawlies prefer Stibbons )
  • Gothic
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    Stud but I have eyes for Razum-Dar
    Razum-Dar FTW.
  • SantieClaws
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    Sleaze Bag
    Ahhh Stibbons. Naked Stibbons in a cage has been the highlight of my game so far :)
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    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

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  • Azzuria
    Azzuria
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    Sleaze Bag
    My best friend and I cannot agree on wether Stibbons is some kind of Daedra, Undead or just reeeeeeally lucky and resilient.

    She turned Stibbons into a NEWT!




    ... he got better.
    Brunhilda Icehammer - Nord Dragonknight, 'Smith & Enchantress 'What is 'ranged? I need to hit something!!'
    Laehl Direthorn - Bosmer Nightblade, Purveyor of fine Clothes, Bows and Staves
    Reeza gra-Zuni - Orc Templar 'War Shaman' and Apothecary
    Noemi Snowpaw - Kajiit Dragon Knight - I laugh... or I'd have to kill you.
    Kitera Dreamon - Breton of The Dominion: Because those Daggers don't appreciate a great Mage.
    Lysara Shadowcroft - Dunmer Bloodmage: This will only hurt a lot.
  • Wifeaggro13
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    Sleaze Bag
    UlanX wrote: »
    So he thinks all the ladies swoon at the sight of his hairy chest, but what do we think? Is he "The Man" or is he "That Man"...

    He has big hands . means he has small man bits. and i dont think he is a hetro , he is way to pleased with that bread shape
  • Welka
    Welka
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    Stud Muffin
    One's hand adapt to the size of his bits for optimal self satisfaction. This is scientific fact.
  • kieso
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    Stud but I have eyes for Razum-Dar
    Razum-Dar = #1 playboy!
  • Karnus
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    babylon wrote: »
    UlanX wrote: »
    [img][/img]eso2014-07-2909-44-19-35.jpg

    This photo needs to be shopped.

    I think the mental image is traumatizing enough already.
    Formerly Karnus, the Marauder in Warhammer.
  • samcharles77_ESO
    samcharles77_ESO
    Soul Shriven
    He always made me laugh. I always liked running into him repeatedly. I think the picture perfectly illustrates the kind of man he is. :D
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