EU Server Migration.......

DenniMyuu

I'm going to play on the PTS. Had the download running through the night.

Zubba

I'll have a nice dinner with alot of red wine.. And if the planets is in correct locations, I might even do the wife....

ArconSeptim

I just need one question answered, when will it be online again?

tino.antoninieb17_ESO

Break a lag.

DieAlteHexe

Everyone in-game was saying: 22:00 but I don't know where that came from, so here's a grain of salt.

Probably be a lengthy downtime though.

freespirit

Link giving expected downtime

http://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-us/news/post/2014/07/28/european-megaserver-migration

ArconSeptim

I hope even sooner than that but still hoping it will be till that number.

andreasv

ArconSeptim wrote: »

I just need one question answered, when will it be online again?

http://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-us/news/post/2014/07/28/european-megaserver-migration

DieAlteHexe

freespirit wrote: »

Link giving expected downtime

http://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-us/news/post/2014/07/28/european-megaserver-migration

Thank you! Saved me from rummaging about. Appreciate it.

Eirikur

Most of you have probably heard this before:

- Heaven is where the police are British, the lovers French, the engineers German, the chefs Italian, and it is all organized by the Swiss.

- Hell is where the police are German, the lovers Swiss, the engineers French, the chefs British, and it is all organized by the Italians.

In other words, this migration is heavenly, because it's carried out by German engineers!

fromtesonlineb16_ESO

Eirikur wrote: »

Most of you have probably heard this before:

- Heaven is where the police are British, the lovers French, the engineers German, the chefs Italian, and it is all organized by the Swiss.

- Hell is where the police are German, the lovers Swiss, the engineers French, the chefs British, and it is all organized by the Italians.

In other words, this migration is heavenly, because it's carried out by German engineers!

Which is probably why it'll cost twice as much and be no better than anyone else's: BMWs for example.

Mondo

German Police is the softest Police Worldwide....they can do nothing by their own without having big trouble German Police is a Joke compared to US or Russian or something.....

Sorry the Joke does not work

Eirikur

Mondo wrote: »

German Police is the softest Police Worldwide....they can do nothing by their own without having big trouble German Police is a Joke compared to US or Russian or something.....

Sorry the Joke does not work

Jokes aren't meant to be accurate descriptions of reality though. They tend to be based on stereotypes, so in this case it's no doubt a play on the stereotype of Germans as rigid authoritarians. It might've been more accurate (in terms of the police) when Reinhard Heydrich was in charge.

KhajitFurTrader

Public Service Announcement:

Due to the physical server migration over a distance of 5,127 mi from Dallas, TX to Frankfurt/Main, all characters in-game will be shifted eastward from the continent of Tamriel to the continent of Akavir.

We strongly suggest to refrain from making ambiguous gestures to any Tang Mo encountered, as it always gets them riled up.

(This PSA is sponsored by: The Sheogorath Foundation for Homeless Cheese)

AngryNord

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/05/11/11662345-german-police-fired-just-85-bullets-total-in-2011
I showed that link to someone who argued against the regular arming of Norway's police (until last week, Norway was one of only four countries in all of Europe who did not have regularly armed police). They flat-out denied it as "impossible" - the fact is that Norwegian police, NOT being regularly armed (with the exception of a small number of units), and being a much much smaller force, fired almost the same amount of bullets over the same period...

RedMiniStapler

85? I think my neighbor uses more bullets in a month than entire German police force use in a year

guybrushtb16_ESO

AngryNord wrote: »

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/05/11/11662345-german-police-fired-just-85-bullets-total-in-2011
I showed that link to someone who argued against the regular arming of Norway's police (until last week, Norway was one of only four countries in all of Europe who did not have regularly armed police). They flat-out denied it as "impossible" - the fact is that Norwegian police, NOT being regularly armed (with the exception of a small number of units), and being a much much smaller force, fired almost the same amount of bullets over the same period...

I had to chuckle at the second paragraph, good stuff.

Slaunyeh

Today I shall plan the character maintenance that was scheduled for later today. Hopefully that will give me a chance to regrow the ability to delete a couple of superfluous characters.

Srugzal

Lunerdog wrote: »

If the suns shining, fill the tank on the bike, shove a big flask of tea and a half dozen pork pies in the panniers and head off for a 24 hour bimble round the Scottish Highlands.

If it's chucking it down I'll stay at home and be a misery guts.

[Voice is that of an Altmer speaking in Elevated Received Pronunciation]:

This is so delightfully... regional... ;-)

ArRashid

Let's hope that will fix the permanent clunkiness of skills for us europeans.. well, at least my latency will go down from perhaps 280-300 to 40-60.

james_vestbergb16_ESO

Not to be an ass or anything, but to the mods who have responded in this "silly" thread, you guys could use your time answering ppl who have unanswered threads in threads like "skill lines" etc etc. Numerous bugs are reported and those threads go unanswered, even when ppl are just asking for any kind of hint that you guys are aware of these bugs.

My 2 cents

Maotti

Well, it's a nice warm summer here now so i plan to go to the beach and have a long warm (mud)bath. :P

But if the weather gets terrible then i do have Legacy of Kain: Defiance playthrough i'm midways through. But something happened on March 30th that interrupted that quite nicely!

Guess one time what that was ZOS? :P

Slaunyeh

james_vestbergb16_ESO wrote: »

Not to be an ass or anything

I like how people will start like this, and then totally proceed to be an ass.

freespirit

james_vestbergb16_ESO wrote: »

Not to be an ass or anything, but to the mods who have responded in this "silly" thread, you guys could use your time answering ppl who have unanswered threads in threads like "skill lines" etc etc. Numerous bugs are reported and those threads go unanswered, even when ppl are just asking for any kind of hint that you guys are aware of these bugs.

My 2 cents

Silly is good........

Raising a smile often lifts my otherwise unimpressive days........

That the Mods can be amusing once in a while is good to see and I for one applaud them for it........

More Cheese Please

Sindala

The only problem I see in playing on either the NA server or the Test server tonight is that the launcher wants to download the entire game again for both those options.
That in itself is a 10+ hour download if your in UK on broadband (they throttle us down on large downloads)

I'm really bored......and yes i'm aware I have absolutely no life whatso'ever. lol

freespirit

Sindala wrote: »

The only problem I see in playing on either the NA server or the Test server tonight is that the launcher wants to download the entire game again for both those options.
That in itself is a 10+ hour download if your in UK on broadband (they throttle us down on large downloads)

I'm really bored......and yes i'm aware I have absolutely no life whatso'ever. lol

Although I did decide against downloading the PTS, it wasn't because of the length of time it would have taken.

I too am UK based and last time I downloaded the complete package i.e Game + all updates since release it took just over 4 hours.

james_vestbergb16_ESO

Slaunyeh wrote: »

james_vestbergb16_ESO wrote: »

Not to be an ass or anything

I like how people will start like this, and then totally proceed to be an ass.

Please do tell how you feel I was an ass then?

Asking something from the mods? Is that rude nowadays?

Calling this thread "silly"? You assume I'm beeing offensive saying that it is silly?

First of all who says silly has a negative ring to it? You?


I love how ppl will start to assume, and then end up making an ass out of themselves.

Slaunyeh

james_vestbergb16_ESO wrote: »

Please do tell how you feel I was an ass then?

Well. If you really need it spelled out (and I'm sure you don't): You find one thread where the mods are doing kinda silly banter, and use that as an excuse to yell at them for not answering a question elsewhere. These things are not related, and there can be all sorts of reasons why your favourite pet question remains unanswered.

That sir, is being an ass.

james_vestbergb16_ESO

Slaunyeh wrote: »

james_vestbergb16_ESO wrote: »

Please do tell how you feel I was an ass then?

Well. If you really need it spelled out (and I'm sure you don't): You find one thread where the mods are doing kinda silly banter, and use that as an excuse to yell at them for not answering a question elsewhere. These things are not related, and there can be all sorts of reasons why your favourite pet question remains unanswered.

That sir, is being an ass.

Yell at them? You are reading into this way too much. You basically just read my post and "decided" this guy is angry bcos he asked something of the mods and used the word silly.

Nothing in my post implies such feelings, And to make such assesments you really need to talk eye to eye with someone, but ok. And as for the unanswered pet whatever. You are somehow claiming I want MY PET question answered. Didn´t I specifically mention BUGS? And also i'm not talking abt answering my questions.

I think you might have to explain to me how you read and understood my post. Bcos so far you are the only one beeing an ass mate.

You are like a religious fanatic, they read one thing in the bible,koran etc etc and then interpret in whatever way suits them.