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dark elfs so ugly...

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  • poodlemasterb16_ESO
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    I like mine:

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  • smeeprocketnub19_ESO
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    Tabbycat wrote: »
    It amuses me how ugly Dunmer are in TES games considering how promiscuous the females are... if you believe the stories about Barenziah.

    tbf if a guy did what barenziah supposedly did he would not be considered promiscuous. No one would call notice to whether he was attractive or not either.

    historically (in the real world) beauty isn't the deciding factor in a woman's sexual prowess anyway. Cleopatra was quite accomplished and apparently somewhat unattractive.

    My dark elf has a particularly hawkish nose and facial scars that make her features stand out even more. I love the way dark elves look.
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  • indytims_ESO
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    There are a few female Dunmer NPCs early on in the some of the questlines that look pretty hot to me...

    Like Captain Rana from the Ebonheart Pact...

    Purrrr

    http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/teso.gamepedia.com/thumb/b/b7/Captain_rana.png/507px-Captain_rana.png?version=c11a917b01ed1779d796f5f8e9a9d7cf

    I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers....
    Edited by indytims_ESO on July 27, 2014 10:33PM
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    indytims_ESO wrote: »
    There are a few female Dunmer NPCs early on in the some of the questlines that look pretty hot to me...

    Like Captain Rana from the Ebonheart Pact...

    Purrrr

    http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/teso.gamepedia.com/thumb/b/b7/Captain_rana.png/507px-Captain_rana.png?version=c11a917b01ed1779d796f5f8e9a9d7cf

    I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers....

    Sadly, she's a little corpse-y in my storyline.

    The only race that I find really unattractive is the female argonians. I managed to get mine somewhat normal looking, but I really wish they had snouts like previous games. They look a little too much like aliens for my taste.
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  • PBpsy
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    Runefell wrote: »
    indytims_ESO wrote: »
    There are a few female Dunmer NPCs early on in the some of the questlines that look pretty hot to me...

    Like Captain Rana from the Ebonheart Pact...

    Purrrr

    http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/teso.gamepedia.com/thumb/b/b7/Captain_rana.png/507px-Captain_rana.png?version=c11a917b01ed1779d796f5f8e9a9d7cf

    I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers....

    Sadly, she's a little corpse-y in my storyline.

    The only race that I find really unattractive is the female argonians. I managed to get mine somewhat normal looking, but I really wish they had snouts like previous games. They look a little too much like aliens for my taste.
    Does that mean you would do a Khajith female. Oh my!!! :p
    Edited by PBpsy on July 27, 2014 11:18PM
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  • Insignia91
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    Your mom says the same thing about you :/ (I was going to say girlfriend but.. You know)
  • Maotti
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    The_Sadist wrote: »
    SoupDragon wrote: »
    I don't get how so many people are complaining about different races looks. Go and create a Breton if you want to be handsome.

    I've always been a bit disappointed with how Bretons looked. Despite being 'half' elf, they don't really look all that elvish. I find the Imperial race slightly more handsome, but that's just me!

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  • Teiji
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    Dunmer are the most aesthetically pleasing experience since forever.
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    Edited by Humor on July 28, 2014 12:35AM
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    PBpsy wrote: »
    Runefell wrote: »
    indytims_ESO wrote: »
    There are a few female Dunmer NPCs early on in the some of the questlines that look pretty hot to me...

    Like Captain Rana from the Ebonheart Pact...

    Purrrr

    http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/teso.gamepedia.com/thumb/b/b7/Captain_rana.png/507px-Captain_rana.png?version=c11a917b01ed1779d796f5f8e9a9d7cf

    I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers....

    Sadly, she's a little corpse-y in my storyline.

    The only race that I find really unattractive is the female argonians. I managed to get mine somewhat normal looking, but I really wish they had snouts like previous games. They look a little too much like aliens for my taste.
    Does that mean you would do a Khajith female. Oh my!!! :p

    Only if they're in "heat".
  • phaneub17_ESO
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    I think my Dunmer looks great!
    Edited by phaneub17_ESO on July 28, 2014 12:38AM
  • Daethz
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    Well, my dunmer isent ugly.
    Heck i think most nords are uglier than my dunmer.
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  • LordEcks
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    Tabbycat wrote: »
    It amuses me how ugly Dunmer are in TES games considering how promiscuous the females are... if you believe the stories about Barenziah.

    Being attractive gets you attention.

    Being female is what gets you laid.

    Facts of life.

  • Dehrild
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    Even if you're right. (I don't say that you are) Do you realy think they are going to remake the dark elfs because "you don't like their faces" ? x')

    Seriously man, they have already so many things to do, they're not going to work on a skin race for you...

    And by the way, nobody have ever said that the dark elfs need to be pretty. They are dark elfs, that's it. No one is complaning about the fact that the breton are not green or red, because they don't have to.
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    NakedSnake wrote: »
    It is not that they are ugly but they look angry all the time due to their pronounced browline.

    maybe they should smile more

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  • Evergnar
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    Dunmer have that alien look going for them.
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    inferneuseb17_ESO wrote: »
    after many days of create and delete and recreate i made a good looking dark elf, but i dont feel at all as a darkelf when i see those npc, and how about balanced integration or sword magic and stealh when all d elfs npc have skinny bodies fitted just for mages, i havent saw a muscular dark elf in all game, ok i get it 90% of d elfs are mages but still... warriors ones should be "hardened warriors"

    There are some pretty beefy dunmer NPCs wandering around Stonefalls and Deshaan.
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  • Darkeus
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    if anybody think i was joking around, these are some screen shots to show you how i think dark elfs should look like and how some npc look like... (most of dark elfs npc look like Garyn Indoril)



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    https://imageshack.com/i/idOsUbEqp


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    https://imageshack.com/i/f0E994emp
    Edited by Darkeus on July 28, 2014 6:04AM
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