Going down the drain...

Alphashado

Fissh wrote: »

DungeonGrind wrote: »

I haven't seen a toilet in game yet and i'm beginning to question the ability to stay immersed. I know i can find a tree or even a secluded cave, but i'm looking for both comfort and seclusion.

We need a new skill line like carpentry so i can build an outhouse or at least some rare and purple toilet paper drops for those late nights.

Not one constructive thought. Leave/unsub or give a suggestion for improvement. ZoS has listened and changed via community input more than any MMO I have ever played (and this list is a decade long). In other words, this post is completely worthless and pointless, except to make an attempt at wit, which failed.

Actually I find it quite entertaining myself. This is the general discussion forum. Therefore if people wish to discuss a general lack of restroom facilities in the game, they are entirely obliged to do so. It falls under the same catagory as the lack of chubby NPCs and children.

Put that in your chamber pot

Zorrashi

For a khajiit, at least, the desert is thier litterbox.

Bosmer are fine dumping it in the woods as fertilizer.

But I have been dying to find out how the altmer handle it though; they don't seem like the sort who are willing to squat near a tree.

Kos

DungeonGrind wrote: »

I haven't seen a toilet in game yet and i'm beginning to question the ability to stay immersed.

Yes, creating toilet is great, but it's only the first step. I think someone (maybe Razer, they make good gaming stuff) should develop a helmet releasing smells, so when you stay in a toiled you can fully immerse yourself.

kassandratheclericb14_ESO

Kayira wrote: »

I have to admit I have been thinking about this too. It is like in films. You see the character running around but he/she never needs the loo.
In general I have never seen a toilet in an elder scrolls game, or a shower or any kind of hygiene. Not even a sink!

There are kitchens and everything else implemented but none of the houses I have seen in eso have bathrooms.

We definitely need a bathroom patch in a future update to allow further immersion or the Roleplayers will be upset.

Not to mention EVERYONE was dirty in Skyrim. All those lovely bodies of water and no one ever fell in? I mean come on!

Dayel

Immersion/smersion, unless you lock your self in a empty sound-proofed room, with an iv for food and a catheter and bag for other purposes, and threaten your whole family and acquaintance with instant death, immersion is a laughable concept. Particularly since actually believing you are in a steampunk medieval world killing monsters and evil-doers will guarantee a place in a rubber room.

Therefore enjoy the game and stop worrying about distractions from real life and slips in lore and characterizations, besides toilets are not that fun anyway, although I do miss the children.

smeeprocketnub19_ESO

Obscure wrote: »

No offense but I don't think there's a large demographic for a pooping simulator.

...could be wrong... there is a wildly successful, deliberately buggy, Goat simulator. Perhaps I'm just out of touch with today's market demographic.

I want goat simulator so bad. It looks like so much fun.

freespirit

One is horrified.....

Talking about toilet habits is like talking about 'Fight Club'........

and......

kassandratheclericb14_ESO

freespirit wrote: »

One is horrified.....

Talking about toilet habits is like talking about 'Fight Club'........

and......

Well you know

Grim13

If you thought the backpack and bank slot upgrades were annoyingly expensive...

..just wait until you have to shell out 11k to upgrade your porta-potty!!!

kieso

All that refuse probably gets chucked through an oblivion portal too.

Tabbycat

In Skyrim, my character just used a bucket.

smeeprocketnub19_ESO

chances are, anything that went in a chamberpot would subsequently be tossed in the street from above, so really, if you want to get realistic, the streets and alleys of any town/village/city should be lined in feces.

PSLAnimal

shiva7663 wrote: »

The Dwemer would surely have figured out the tech for indoor plumbing.

Republic-era Romans had indoor plumbing and Rome in 50 B.C. even had a centralized sewer (the Cloaca Maxima) that of course just dumped into the Tiber. So, it's not out of the realm of possibility.

Rune_Relic

Zorrashi wrote: »

For a khajiit, at least, the desert is thier litterbox.

Bosmer are fine dumping it in the woods as fertilizer.

But I have been dying to find out how the altmer handle it though; they don't seem like the sort who are willing to squat near a tree.

I believe the term you are looking for is anally retentive