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Going down the drain...
DungeonGrind
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I haven't seen a toilet in game yet and i'm beginning to question the ability to stay immersed. I know i can find a tree or even a secluded cave, but i'm looking for both comfort and seclusion.
We need a new skill line like carpentry so i can build an outhouse or at least some rare and purple toilet paper drops for those late nights.
We need a new skill line like carpentry so i can build an outhouse or at least some rare and purple toilet paper drops for those late nights.
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✭✭✭✭✭What do you think is really in all those water pouches?PS4 / NA
M'asad - Khajiit Nightblade - Healer
Pakhet - Khajiit Dragonknight - Tank
Raksha - Khajiit Sorcerer - Stamina DPS
Bastet - Khajiit Templar - Healer
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The_Sadist✭✭✭✭✭What do you think is really in all those water pouches?
My picture broke
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Seemed entirely appropriate.Edited by The_Sadist on August 2, 2014 12:07PM"Each event is preceded by Prophecy. But without the hero, there is no Event." ― Zurin Arctus, the Underking.Tragrim - How do I work this thing?
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moxiesauce✭✭✭DungeonGrind wrote: »I haven't seen a toilet in game yet and i'm beginning to question the ability to stay immersed. I know i can find a tree or even a secluded cave, but i'm looking for both comfort and seclusion.
We need a new skill line like carpentry so i can build an outhouse or at least some rare and purple toilet paper drops for those late nights.
My guess, BS = nails WW=planks Clothier=rugs etc. might need to bring in jewel crafting for toilets.1 -
Falmer✭✭✭✭Hate to break it to you but even "outhouses" are a fairly modern idea, historically speaking.
Chamber pots is more in line at this sort of tech level... and that's if you are in a well-to-do "civilized" place.
Trees, rivers, small holes in the ground, that's pretty much your medieval dumping grounds for the average person.2 -
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love these threads, and how peoples way of thinking can put a big fat smile on me thx 3 -
Kayira✭✭✭✭I have to admit I have been thinking about this too. It is like in films. You see the character running around but he/she never needs the loo.
In general I have never seen a toilet in an elder scrolls game, or a shower or any kind of hygiene. Not even a sink!
There are kitchens and everything else implemented but none of the houses I have seen in eso have bathrooms.
We definitely need a bathroom patch in a future update to allow further immersion or the Roleplayers will be upset.
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Dekkameron✭✭✭✭✭I remember the loading screen when i was going into the underground bit in Elden Root said that Bosmer threw waste out of the window so it nourished the roots of their treehouse.
Urrghh!- Veteran Combat Librarian -3 -
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✭✭✭How about a /sittoilet emote? lmao
Perhaps a /sitbucket emote so it's slightly more umm realistic?Edited by Tabbycat on July 12, 2014 11:45PMFounder and Co-GM of The Psijic Order Guild (NA)
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Fissh✭✭✭✭✭DungeonGrind wrote: »I haven't seen a toilet in game yet and i'm beginning to question the ability to stay immersed. I know i can find a tree or even a secluded cave, but i'm looking for both comfort and seclusion.
We need a new skill line like carpentry so i can build an outhouse or at least some rare and purple toilet paper drops for those late nights.
Not one constructive thought. Leave/unsub or give a suggestion for improvement. ZoS has listened and changed via community input more than any MMO I have ever played (and this list is a decade long). In other words, this post is completely worthless and pointless, except to make an attempt at wit, which failed.
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✭✭✭AdamBourke wrote: »
I have but he wasn't in very good shape, poor thing. Still I suppose it's better to live out your life with corprus than to disappear with all the other Dwemer to become the skin of the Numidium.Founder and Co-GM of The Psijic Order Guild (NA)
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DungeonGrind✭✭✭DungeonGrind wrote: »I haven't seen a toilet in game yet and i'm beginning to question the ability to stay immersed. I know i can find a tree or even a secluded cave, but i'm looking for both comfort and seclusion.
We need a new skill line like carpentry so i can build an outhouse or at least some rare and purple toilet paper drops for those late nights.
Not one constructive thought. Leave/unsub or give a suggestion for improvement. ZoS has listened and changed via community input more than any MMO I have ever played (and this list is a decade long). In other words, this post is completely worthless and pointless, except to make an attempt at wit, which failed.
Sounds like you're a little backed up, one way or the other.3 -
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Uh-oh - looks like someone's humor chip has malfunctioned. Better get that replaced.DungeonGrind wrote: »I haven't seen a toilet in game yet and i'm beginning to question the ability to stay immersed. I know i can find a tree or even a secluded cave, but i'm looking for both comfort and seclusion.
We need a new skill line like carpentry so i can build an outhouse or at least some rare and purple toilet paper drops for those late nights.
Not one constructive thought. Leave/unsub or give a suggestion for improvement. ZoS has listened and changed via community input more than any MMO I have ever played (and this list is a decade long). In other words, this post is completely worthless and pointless, except to make an attempt at wit, which failed.
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Heishi✭✭✭✭✭Let's just make ESO TSO(the sims online) and all the RPers can be happy
I do get the sentiment, but there's a lot of biological functions we would need to cover first. If you were inclined you could go 1-v12 and never eat or use /eat, thus going months or years without food to turn into waste for the toilets XD.
Alternatively, "Nirnians" could have highly developed systems that don't make waste but turn everything into energy. Maybe they pee from their fingers. Argonians have breast, not everything works as it does in our world haha And so did many brave men, women, and beast fall to the end of Beta, never to be heard from again. All that is left, is whispers of the adventures they had.1 -
Obscure✭✭✭✭✭No offense but I don't think there's a large demographic for a pooping simulator.
...could be wrong... there is a wildly successful, deliberately buggy, Goat simulator. Perhaps I'm just out of touch with today's market demographic.1 -
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✭Will you take the first step OP, in telling me what kind of "Potty System" for all characters and "Monthly Period" system (with Tampon Vendors) for females?
Will you propose the mechanics for it?
Within; Without.2 -
DungeonGrind✭✭✭Simple. 3 hour timer after digesting any food or drink triggers a cool-down requiring the character relieves them self or a penalty is attributed for either being bloated (reduction in magicka) or extreme flatulence (reduction in health). This is obviously the cause for the unbalanced stamina problems.Edited by DungeonGrind on July 13, 2014 2:10AM2
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Fissh✭✭✭✭✭BulbousMeathead wrote: »
Uh-oh - looks like someone's humor chip has malfunctioned. Better get that replaced.DungeonGrind wrote: »I haven't seen a toilet in game yet and i'm beginning to question the ability to stay immersed. I know i can find a tree or even a secluded cave, but i'm looking for both comfort and seclusion.
We need a new skill line like carpentry so i can build an outhouse or at least some rare and purple toilet paper drops for those late nights.
Not one constructive thought. Leave/unsub or give a suggestion for improvement. ZoS has listened and changed via community input more than any MMO I have ever played (and this list is a decade long). In other words, this post is completely worthless and pointless, except to make an attempt at wit, which failed.
Lol, maybe it is I swore the reference was to ESO 'going down the drain', and I guess missed the joke.....MY BAD!!!!
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DungeonGrind✭✭✭BulbousMeathead wrote: »
Uh-oh - looks like someone's humor chip has malfunctioned. Better get that replaced.DungeonGrind wrote: »I haven't seen a toilet in game yet and i'm beginning to question the ability to stay immersed. I know i can find a tree or even a secluded cave, but i'm looking for both comfort and seclusion.
We need a new skill line like carpentry so i can build an outhouse or at least some rare and purple toilet paper drops for those late nights.
Not one constructive thought. Leave/unsub or give a suggestion for improvement. ZoS has listened and changed via community input more than any MMO I have ever played (and this list is a decade long). In other words, this post is completely worthless and pointless, except to make an attempt at wit, which failed.
Lol, maybe it is I swore the reference was to ESO 'going down the drain', and I guess missed the joke.....MY BAD!!!!
Nah, love the game, having some forum fun. "Going down the drain" would get more views i figured..2 -
Alephen✭✭✭columbine is very soft to the... touch. plus wiping with it helps against rashes. finally you get to smirk as you sell a potion you just made with said used columbine.4
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kimboh✭✭✭✭After I spent a skill point on 'keen eye' every time I saw a steaming pile of iron ore... Er.
Status: offline<l Cygnus X|VR14|Sorc l><| Romulus Prime|VR12|Temp |><| Qwoptus |lvl30|DK|><| DC|EU |>4 -
BulbousMeathead✭✭✭lol - yes, there is plenty of it around. you just need a keen eye to see it :-)1
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✭✭✭✭✭Edited by NewBlacksmurf on August 2, 2014 3:31AM-PC (PTS)/Xbox One: NewBlacksmurf
~<{[50]}>~ looks better than *5011 -
Jice✭✭✭There's multiple mentions of "privy's" from the NPC's. So they must at least put space aside for such things, which is why I never loot tomatoes from a basket behind a screen.
On a serious note though, as odd as it may be, toilet facilities I think actually do help with immersion. Mass Effect put washrooms in the night clubs and spaceships, and while you don't do anything in them, it's something you'd definitely notice if they weren't there.2 -
Vatter✭✭✭✭✭DungeonGrind wrote: »I haven't seen a toilet in game yet and i'm beginning to question the ability to stay immersed. I know i can find a tree or even a secluded cave, but i'm looking for both comfort and seclusion.
We need a new skill line like carpentry so i can build an outhouse or at least some rare and purple toilet paper drops for those late nights.
If you ever see me just standing there in your favorite pond or lake, I wouldn't drink the water anymore.2
