What ESO race do you NEVER play—and why not?

UrQuan

I love them all!

kewl wrote: »

A blind Dunmer is sitting in a tavern when he suddenly pipes up. "Hey, anyone wanna hear a joke about a dumb Nord?"

The man next to the blind Dunmer speaks up, "Before you tell this joke, there's a few things you need to know." "Sure," says the Dunmer, "What's that?"

"Well, for one thing, the bartender is a Nord." the man says, "And so is the doorman. And the man next to you, he's a Nord, too. And the two very large men in the corner by the door, they're Nords, as well. In fact, I'm a Nord, too."

The man leans in really closely to the blind Dunmer. "So, you still want to tell that joke about a dumb Nord?" The blind Dunmer cleared his throat and smiled, "Nah... not if I'm going to have to explain it 6 fetchin' times!"

I've heard that one several times before, but always with Newfies in place of Nords. Funny thing is, the first person who ever told that one to me was a Newfie.

SDZald

kewl wrote: »

A blind Dunmer is sitting in a tavern when he suddenly pipes up. "Hey, anyone wanna hear a joke about a dumb Nord?"

The man next to the blind Dunmer speaks up, "Before you tell this joke, there's a few things you need to know." "Sure," says the Dunmer, "What's that?"

"Well, for one thing, the bartender is a Nord." the man says, "And so is the doorman. And the man next to you, he's a Nord, too. And the two very large men in the corner by the door, they're Nords, as well. In fact, I'm a Nord, too."

The man leans in really closely to the blind Dunmer. "So, you still want to tell that joke about a dumb Nord?" The blind Dunmer cleared his throat and smiled, "Nah... not if I'm going to have to explain it 6 fetchin' times!"

I sure hope that blind Dunmer enjoyed being beaten to a pulp 6 fetchin times

lecarcajou_ESO

Orc

SDZald wrote: »

I sure hope that blind Dunmer enjoyed being beaten to a pulp 6 fetchin times

Jeebus... is that what the much-vaunted bravery of the Nord is about—beating on blind people!?

demenzia

I always play as an Imperial. I feel like I have more freedom in making decisions and I don't need to base them on the relationship with other races. All other races in TES are racists to a certain extent. I do not remember many Imperials in all TES games who would detest other races just for their race. I don't need to think that someone enslaved my people (Ayleids vanished long time ago), so I can't support the NPC of this race or it would be wrong to be a part of some Alliance. I can support whoever I want.
I don't like Bosmers though
Also tried to play as an Altmer female sorc, because of their passive skills, but I couldn't. That voice of old drunk hooker really puts me off

nehelorne

Orc

I said Orc. They're green, maybe. I always think of the Oblivion orc female when I picture an orc and ugh, no thanks!

I never play Argonian or Bosmer either. Bosmers are annoying and I keep hearing Fargoth when I see one. Argonians... just ugly I guess.

phairdon

Argonian

Actually three I have never played. Argonian, Orc & Redguard. For whatever reason those 3 races just do not interest me.