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My opinion as a super pro gamer

Reapor
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Right then guys here is what i think needs fixing in this game, I will post these 100% legit and problematic issues in order of severity

*Bound armor on sorcs: Why u get daedric skin with out motif ~ nerf plox

*Dragons blood: well firstly if i change weapon after using it i loose the animation and secondly i made my chars bewbs the max size yet the heart still pops through my chest FIX URGENTLY

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You forgot about having enemies attacks auto face away from the player because moving out of the way is too hard and I can't solo the whole game.
- FIX URGENTLY i pay a sub i should not have to move!

*Killers blade: Just pop on 999999% damage if hitting from stealth (i would say behind but that requires to much thought)

*Vampires should be nerfed there abilitys are way to good considering the lack of fire in the world

*Crafting takes to long to level: im paying a sub do it for me qq

*Sorcs have to much sparkly lightning and it overshadows my dks abilitys pls nerf

*The grass is not green enough in the world

Thank you for reading friends i would continue but seen as im a modern gamer i am to lazy to <3
Edited by Reapor on June 6, 2014 1:07PM
  • Yann
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    ...is this sarcasm?
  • drackonir
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    Opinion is like an arse, everyone has its own :)

    Facts and numbers are the only things that count. :D
    "Even Gods dislike the absolute, for it stinks of something larger than themselves."
    Sotha Sil
  • Reapor
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    its not sarcasm its 100% legit as i am a pro gamer and i know all the numbers already

    i forgot to add

    i just edited my first post cause im like super pro and stuff
    Edited by Reapor on June 6, 2014 1:00PM
  • Malmai
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    Nice Thread keep them coming ZOS likes them so much.
  • Reapor
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    Malmai wrote: »
    Nice Thread keep them coming ZOS likes them so much.

    Thank you its nice to see another gamer recognise that my opinion is far more superior to there's
  • TaffyIX
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    Haha, thanks for the chuckle :dizzy_face:
    Breton Templar
    Daggerfall Covenant
    EU Megaserver
    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
  • ers101284b14_ESO
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    You forgot about having enemies attacks auto face away from the player because moving out of the way is too hard and I can't solo the whole game.
  • Reapor
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    You forgot about having enemies attacks auto face away from the player because moving out of the way is too hard and I can't solo the whole game.

    Oh thank you yea i guess it was washed away with the flood of statistics about eso i get sent to my brain directly from my wifi i will add it
  • AlexDougherty
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    I can't take anybody who thinks they are a super pro gamer seriously.
    Pro Gamer means you play games for a living.
    Super Pro Gamer means you haven't got a clue.

    And it should have been sarcasm, that was the only possible defense for the OP.
    People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
    Wizard's first rule
    Passion rules reason
    Wizard's third rule
    Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
    Wizard's fifth rule
    Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
    Wizard's tenth rule
  • Tuttebel
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    Reapor wrote: »
    Malmai wrote: »
    Nice Thread keep them coming ZOS likes them so much.

    Thank you its nice to see another gamer recognise that my opinion is far more superior to there's

    No no ... thank YOU for your wisdom.
    May I please PM you if I ever need an opinion to give?
    o:)
    "lex parsimoniae"
  • kaosodin
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    Silly post
  • Reapor
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    I can't take anybody who thinks they are a super pro gamer seriously.
    Pro Gamer means you play games for a living.
    Super Pro Gamer means you haven't got a clue.

    And it should have been sarcasm, that was the only possible defense for the OP.

    (ok just going out of character for a moment to say .......really? my sense of humour is clearly wasted on you)
    Edited by Reapor on June 6, 2014 1:10PM
  • anakaki
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    Reapor wrote: »
    Right then guys here is what i think needs fixing in this game, I will post these 100% legit and problematic issues in order of severity

    *Bound armor on sorcs: Why u get daedric skin with out motif ~ nerf plox

    *Dragons blood: well firstly if i change weapon after using it i loose the animation and secondly i made my chars bewbs the max size yet the heart still pops through my chest FIX URGENTLY

    *
    You forgot about having enemies attacks auto face away from the player because moving out of the way is too hard and I can't solo the whole game.
    - FIX URGENTLY i pay a sub i should not have to move!

    *Killers blade: Just pop on 999999% damage if hitting from stealth (i would say behind but that requires to much thought)

    *Vampires should be nerfed there abilitys are way to good considering the lack of fire in the world

    *Crafting takes to long to level: im paying a sub do it for me qq

    *Sorcs have to much sparkly lightning and it overshadows my dks abilitys pls nerf

    *The grass is not green enough in the world

    Thank you for reading friends i would continue but seen as im a modern gamer i am to lazy to <3

    Your a progamer? Who's your sponsors?
    Death Recap for Templars
    Have you tried rerolling to a Sorcerer or Dragonknight?
    Templars do more dps than DK's.
  • Reapor
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    My sponsors are well MLG gaming, SuperProGamingGuys, Jesus, My mom
  • AlexDougherty
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    Reapor wrote: »
    I can't take anybody who thinks they are a super pro gamer seriously.
    Pro Gamer means you play games for a living.
    Super Pro Gamer means you haven't got a clue.

    And it should have been sarcasm, that was the only possible defense for the OP.

    (ok just going out of character for a moment to say .......really? my sense of humour is clearly wasted on you)
    Yes, I couldn't tell it was a sense of humour, thank god you stepped out of character a bit, sorry thought you were being genuine (hence the tone of my post), which was scary.

    A :trollface: or two would have helped, sorry I didn't pick up on the joke, but I have met people like that in real life.
    People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
    Wizard's first rule
    Passion rules reason
    Wizard's third rule
    Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
    Wizard's fifth rule
    Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
    Wizard's tenth rule
  • Reapor
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    sorry I didn't pick up on the joke, but I have met people like that in real life.

    (thats the whole point 90% of the forum is this)
  • Tuttebel
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    "lex parsimoniae"
  • anakaki
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    Reapor wrote: »
    My sponsors are well MLG gaming, SuperProGamingGuys, Jesus, My mom

    Bet mom pay you the most
    Death Recap for Templars
    Have you tried rerolling to a Sorcerer or Dragonknight?
    Templars do more dps than DK's.
  • steveb16_ESO46
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    Yann wrote: »
    ...is this sarcasm?

    Is it English?
    Edited by steveb16_ESO46 on June 6, 2014 1:24PM
  • Saltypretzels
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    I think it is an awesome post. It is a satire on the 90% of real "I know everything" posts out there in case you are too dense to pick up on it.
  • LariahHunding
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    I think that you write a recurring Pro Gamer feature.
    "Give a man a sweet roll, he only has one to steal. Give him a sweet roll recipe, he have bunches to steal."

  • LariahHunding
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    Yann wrote: »
    ...is this sarcasm?

    Is it English?

    Before I realized it was sarcasm, I thought, "I hope is a pro gamer, he's sure not a pro writer."

    "Give a man a sweet roll, he only has one to steal. Give him a sweet roll recipe, he have bunches to steal."

  • Reapor
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    Its a shame I could not portray the voice I had going in my head while typing it
  • frwinters_ESO
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    Reapor wrote: »
    Right then guys here is what i think needs fixing in this game, I will post these 100% legit and problematic issues in order of severity

    *Bound armor on sorcs: Why u get daedric skin with out motif ~ nerf plox

    *Dragons blood: well firstly if i change weapon after using it i loose the animation and secondly i made my chars bewbs the max size yet the heart still pops through my chest FIX URGENTLY

    *
    You forgot about having enemies attacks auto face away from the player because moving out of the way is too hard and I can't solo the whole game.
    - FIX URGENTLY i pay a sub i should not have to move!

    *Killers blade: Just pop on 999999% damage if hitting from stealth (i would say behind but that requires to much thought)

    *Vampires should be nerfed there abilitys are way to good considering the lack of fire in the world

    *Crafting takes to long to level: im paying a sub do it for me qq

    *Sorcs have to much sparkly lightning and it overshadows my dks abilitys pls nerf

    *The grass is not green enough in the world

    Thank you for reading friends i would continue but seen as im a modern gamer i am to lazy to <3

    Super pro gamer? You got no stars on your name which means you don't frequently post on these forums, yet your an expert apparently. Here is some troll food. Waste of space.
  • NerfEverything
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    Really need the mods to do their job and get rid of these spammy troll posts.
  • Morbus2
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    Really need the mods to do their job and get rid of these spammy troll posts.

    And you're not trolling? Your name is "NerfEverything" ffs!

  • Reapor
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    Super pro gamer? You got no stars on your name which means you don't frequently post on these forums, yet your an expert apparently. Here is some troll food. Waste of space.

    Oh we got a little fight in this one i like that,

    I have no stars next to my name cause i normally dont respond to the crock of *** qq fest this forum is NERF THIS, ITS 2 HARD QQ, HE DOES IT BETTER THEN ME QQ

    but today i thought just for a little comic relief i would

    Thank you for biting sir deeply thank you

    P.s Thank you its a little easier to understand why most of forum posts are this way, when two super dense masses collide at the speed of qq there will be a gargantuan explosion of stupidity
    Edited by Reapor on June 6, 2014 3:51PM
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