Quick Reference: Identifying a True Vampire
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Khazaad
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This is a charity post for the living, and for EMO kids who think they're vampirism is more about being special and less about being eternal. I can smell your naivety and the stench fouls my mood. Pay attention...
True Vampires are Stage 4 all the time.
EMO kids nurse their Stage 1 like diabetics.
True Vampires love fire because sporting prey tastes better.
EMO kids wear jewerly to keep cool.
True Vampires are pissed off all the time.
EMO kids are pissed off all the time. (don't confuse them!)
True Vampires don't sell bites.
EMO kids hock The Gift in zone chat.
True Vampires feel invigorated after tasting sweet blood.
EMO kids get weak because of low blood sugar.
True Vampires already know this.
EMO kids are already offended.
True Vampires love to feed but hate losing their edge.
EMO kids feed because Staging makes them edgy.
True Vampires will never look for a cure.
EMO kids were in the band "The Cure". (look it up kids)
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True Vampires look sweet all the time.
EMO kids whine about gray fur.
True Vampires will add to this post.
EMO kids will want to rebuke it.
Now that you know a little something about it, which one are you?
True Vampires are Stage 4 all the time.
EMO kids nurse their Stage 1 like diabetics.
True Vampires love fire because sporting prey tastes better.
EMO kids wear jewerly to keep cool.
True Vampires are pissed off all the time.
EMO kids are pissed off all the time. (don't confuse them!)
True Vampires don't sell bites.
EMO kids hock The Gift in zone chat.
True Vampires feel invigorated after tasting sweet blood.
EMO kids get weak because of low blood sugar.
True Vampires already know this.
EMO kids are already offended.
True Vampires love to feed but hate losing their edge.
EMO kids feed because Staging makes them edgy.
True Vampires will never look for a cure.
EMO kids were in the band "The Cure". (look it up kids)
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True Vampires look sweet all the time.
EMO kids whine about gray fur.
True Vampires will add to this post.
EMO kids will want to rebuke it.
Now that you know a little something about it, which one are you?
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Azethoth✭I cured my vamps because there was no benefit to being one for my builds. So I guess I am emo or something.Edited by Azethoth on May 31, 2014 2:26AM1 -
Khazaad✭✭✭I cured my vamps because there was no benefit to being one for my builds. So I guess I am emo or something.
No. You are something far worse! Like.... A BEARDED ELF!
Gah I couldn't even palate such an abomination! @Azethoth
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Khazaad✭✭✭
Not if you're Dunmer Jesus.
Dunmer Jesus is an old myth created by the yetis. Everyone knows that.
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eNumbra✭✭✭✭✭The only acceptable bearded elves died long ago, probably because of the universal paradoxes of elves having beards.1 -
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True Vampires are Stage 4 all the time.
EMO kids nurse their Stage 1 like diabetics.
The kine get nervous when you look like a hungry corpse all the time and being fed helps them differentiate you from blood crazed lesser.
True Vampires love fire because sporting prey tastes better.
EMO kids wear jewerly to keep cool.
A vampire is an intelligent predator and if I wish to use the kine's expectation that I'm highly flammable against them, instead of being generic overconfident to a fault then that is my choice.
True Vampires are pissed off all the time.
EMO kids are pissed off all the time. (don't confuse them!)
No we are not and I suggest you seek treatment for your emotional disorder if you want to have a long unlife.
True Vampires don't sell bites.
EMO kids hock The Gift in zone chat.
Okay you got one here. Bites for the worthy not the wealthy.
True Vampires feel invigorated after tasting sweet blood.
EMO kids get weak because of low blood sugar.
Yes vampires like blood and hence why starving your self to stage 4 always is silly.
True Vampires already know this.
EMO kids are already offended.
Some of your ideals about the kindred as a whole are debatable to wrong.
True Vampires love to feed but hate losing their edge.
EMO kids feed because Staging makes them edgy.
I agree though maybe hate is a little strong, more dislike.
True Vampires will never look for a cure.
EMO kids were in the band "The Cure". (look it up kids)
But your wrong, if you find the cure first you can destroy it or use it on those who don't deserve the gift.
True Vampires look sweet all the time.
EMO kids whine about gray fur.
Well with the exception of the blood crazed and those who were hideous in their previous life yes.
True Vampires will add to this post.
EMO kids will want to rebuke it.
Eh I respond not add.
Now that you know a little something about it, which one are you?
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Fruity_Ninja✭✭✭Whenever a see a Vampyre in a zone, I stop to pray for their soul. I pray the love of my Lady Almalexia guides them to the light, and nurtures their tainted soul.
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reggielee✭✭✭✭and according to your pictures.. true vampires use lots of eye liner and smokey eye make up
lol, awesome read!Mama always said the fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest.3 -
Khazaad✭✭✭
Interesting. I don't notice too many travelers along my Path. red eyes narrowing to slits I just see food. Save your prayers! I don't mind my meals wiggling around a bit but I don't want it jibbering at clouds! @Fruity_NinjaFruity_Ninja wrote: »Whenever a see a Vampyre in a zone, I stop to pray for their soul. I pray the love of my Lady Almalexia guides them to the light, and nurtures their tainted soul.
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Fruity_Ninja✭✭✭Interesting. I don't notice too many travelers along my Path. red eyes narrowing to slits I just see food. Save your prayers! I don't mind my meals wiggling around a bit but I don't want it jibbering at clouds! @Fruity_Ninja
That is fine Sir Vampyre, I take no offense.
I still pray for your redemption. Tribunal bless you.
When you come across me in Tamriel, your destiny will be sealed. And I shall help you cure this demonic infection from your soul.
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Whisper292✭✭✭I'm and EMO kid. Your description fits me to a T (except for the taking offense and selling bites part), and that makes me darn sad. I hit Stage Three one time and it scared the crap out of me. But you've made me see the light. Lamae Bal help me, I want to be a true vamp! Looks like I have work to do.---
Love all, trust few, do wrong to no one. - William Shakespeare1 -
Khazaad✭✭✭
@Whisper292Whisper292 wrote: »I'm and EMO kid. Your description fits me to a T (except for the taking offense and selling bites part), and that makes me darn sad. I hit Stage Three one time and it scared the crap out of me. But you've made me see the light. Lamae Bal help me, I want to be a true vamp! Looks like I have work to do.
Very well then... Your rehabilitation begins now.
If you so much as THINK about feeding you will be ash before your fangs tingle. Begone and do NOT make me regret this!
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Animus0724✭✭✭South Park...anyone?I take pride in being an incredibly smart dumb ass, or an incredibly dumb smart ass, either way I'm awesome.
-The Art Of Warfare (T.A.W.)0 -
Whisper292✭✭✭@Whisper292
Very well then... Your rehabilitation begins now.
If you so much as THINK about feeding you will be ash before your fangs tingle. Begone and do NOT make me regret this!
Thank you, sir, thank you! I won't let you down!---
Love all, trust few, do wrong to no one. - William Shakespeare1 -
poodlemasterb16_ESO✭✭✭✭✭So true. Serafina at stage 4. I guess I'll let her feed soon but she does just fine there:
I walk her around now. The level 50 horse does the running. It's funny I walk her slow in the newbie areas, I base her there and they stop, 'oh that's not an NPC'.
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It's amusing when a snack can talk, more fun that way.Fruity_Ninja wrote: »
That is fine Sir Vampyre, I take no offense.
I still pray for your redemption. Tribunal bless you.
When you come across me in Tamriel, your destiny will be sealed. And I shall help you cure this demonic infection from your soul.
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Khazaad✭✭✭poodlemasterb16_ESO wrote: »So true. Serafina at stage 4. I guess I'll let her feed soon but she does just fine there:
This is clearly a true Vampire. I can sense her malice. Excellent example.0 -
Elirienne✭✭✭✭How about those who are not vampires at all because they think it's just stupid and story breaking to have a vampire hero saving tamriel?1 -
Khazaad✭✭✭
Hmm.. Yes, what about them? @ElirienneHow about those who are not vampires at all because they think it's just stupid and story breaking to have a vampire hero saving tamriel?
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WraithAzraiel✭✭✭✭✭
✭Vampires are people too! Just because they wanna eat other people doesn't mean they can't save Tamriel - when you think about it they're protecting their food source.
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Captain of the Black Howling
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Elirienne✭✭✭✭poodlemasterb16_ESO wrote: »
If you were to do the quest you would understand that few hate Molag Bal more than the Vampires.
How about the rest of the quests? Saving a Khajit's husband? Paying the argonian's debts for him? Wiping out *khm* vampires in Cave X?
A vampire "Hero" is a total nonsense. The way they did vampirism in skyrim was right - guards attacked you, people didnt talk to you, when you were visibly vampirish. You couldnt stroll by in Elden Root, you were an outcast. Within that, you *could* roleplay the good guy, or the bad guy. This in ESO is just really childishly, primitively done, just like, sadly, the end of the main quest, for example. And I really do love this game and am a big "fangirl", but playable vampires plus the player biting ability was a stupid mistake.
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yelloweyedemon✭✭✭WraithAzraiel wrote: »Vampires are people too! Just because they wanna eat other people doesn't mean they can't save Tamriel - when you think about it they're protecting their food source.
Boom.
When I kill one of those abominations in pvp I wish they went "poof" like in True Blood.
The only vamp that I would let live is this one
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