As for gaybar, nothing's stopping you from making your own version
Edited by Squishy on May 30, 2014 5:32AM
"In 2014, a possible bot was sent to coldharbour by a military GM for a crime she didn't commit. This argonian promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ebonheart underground. Today, still wanted by the developers she survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a bot problem, if no one else can bite you, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire The SQUISHY."
"three hearts as one" / " You are the silencer" - based on Oblivion, darkbrotherhood, not ESO . It probably still need some work.
I kinda wish Malukah had a forum account
I killed somebody during the dark night
I then got a letter or a parchment
It only said this without other note
A hand and the words We know
I was then recruited in the dark brotherhood
Got some contracts and I must be stealthy
Lucian asked to meet me better not make him wait, I gonna get shadowmere.
There's also this vampire I think he's drooling
A choice between death or the gift.
But something went wrong we have a traitor, Lucian then told me you are the silencer
Forged by war, the Blackhand rose and drove that Argonian back to the grave!
When the enemies begged for the mercy they lacked, Mother's voices as one shouted there's a contract!
Forged by war our story be told. No shackles can hold us whether moonstone or gold.
Edited by Squishy on May 26, 2014 7:33AM
"In 2014, a possible bot was sent to coldharbour by a military GM for a crime she didn't commit. This argonian promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ebonheart underground. Today, still wanted by the developers she survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a bot problem, if no one else can bite you, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire The SQUISHY."
There's a crafter who's sure all that glitters is a node
And she's crafting a stairway to the eastmarch.
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed
With a quest she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's crafting a stairway to eastmarch.
There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes pics have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook, there's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our markers are messed up.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.
There's a feeling I get when I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for pvping.
In my thoughts I have seen poison mists through the trees,
And the shields of those who stand looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.
And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the zerg,
Then the leader will lead us to the fort.
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long,
And the forests will echo with laughter.
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a nightblade Sneaking away.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the skills you're using.
And it makes me wonder.
Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know,
It's just nirnroot at the corner,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whismother's way?
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything will really go.
And if you listen very hard
Your soul will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to troll.
And she's crafting a stairway to eastmarch.
Edited by Squishy on May 25, 2014 10:17AM
"In 2014, a possible bot was sent to coldharbour by a military GM for a crime she didn't commit. This argonian promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ebonheart underground. Today, still wanted by the developers she survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a bot problem, if no one else can bite you, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire The SQUISHY."
I didn't see you login
I wonder how am I still here
And I don't want to move or chat
It might leak my memory
[Chorus:]
Oh I am what I am
I'll cast what I want
But I can't sneak
I won't go
I won't aggro
I can't swim
Until you're grouping here with me
I won't leave
I can't chat
I cannot craft
Until you're grouping here with me
I don't want to call my friends
They might take me to a party
And I can't leave this chair
Risk loosing all my gear
Edited by Squishy on May 25, 2014 10:17AM
"In 2014, a possible bot was sent to coldharbour by a military GM for a crime she didn't commit. This argonian promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ebonheart underground. Today, still wanted by the developers she survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a bot problem, if no one else can bite you, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire The SQUISHY."
I'm so tired of being spammed
My ignore list is overloaded
And if you're to spam
I wish it would be about the game
'Cause your presence still lingers here
And it won't leave me alone
These bans don't seem to help
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase
[Chorus:]
When you spammed chat I report you right away
When you mail me I report you anyway
And I hate your bots through all of these areas
But you still have so many
You used to entertain me by your unstable path
Now you just have got an update you're not behind
Your face—it haunts my once pleasant dreams
Your voice—it chased away all the sanity in me
These bans don't seem to help
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase
[Chorus]
I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone
But though you're still with me
I've been alone all along
[Chorus]
...me, me, me.
Edited by Squishy on May 25, 2014 10:17AM
"In 2014, a possible bot was sent to coldharbour by a military GM for a crime she didn't commit. This argonian promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ebonheart underground. Today, still wanted by the developers she survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a bot problem, if no one else can bite you, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire The SQUISHY."
"Bring Me To Life" / "Bring Me To life" -rez me up
How can you see into me stealth without mage light?
Leeching me down into blinking where I am starting to panic
Without a gem my body's lying on the ground
Until this one get rezzed and get heath to full
(Rez me up)
Heal me all the way
(I can't self rez)
Heal me all the way
(Save me)
Push E on me and save me from the shrine
(Rez me up)
Messed my drain to heal
(I can't self rez)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the body I've become
Now that I know what I'm without
You can't just leave me
Please heal me and make me real
Bring me to life
(Rez me up)
Heal me all the way
(I can't self rez)
Heal me all the way
(Save me)
Push E on me and save me from the shrine
(Rez me up)
Messed my drain to heal
(I can't self rez)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the body I've become
Bring me to life
(I've been questing like mad, there's no loot in sight)
Bring me to life
CC'ed inside without your shield
Without your heal, darling
Only you are the life among the dead
All this time I can't break free I couldn't cast
Kept in the talon but you were there in front of me
I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems
Got to open my eyes to everything
Without a thought, without a voice, without a soul
Don't let me die here
There must be something more
Bring me to life
(Rez me up)
Heal me all the way
(I can't self rez)
Heal me all the way
(Save me)
Push E on me and save me from the shrine
(Rez me up)
Messed my drain to heal
(I can't self rez)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the body I've become
Bring me to life
(I've been questing like mad, there's no loot in sight)
Bring me to life
Edited by Squishy on May 25, 2014 10:18AM
"In 2014, a possible bot was sent to coldharbour by a military GM for a crime she didn't commit. This argonian promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ebonheart underground. Today, still wanted by the developers she survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a bot problem, if no one else can bite you, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire The SQUISHY."
I don't know what you're pvping for
you haven't touched me baby, that's for sure
I ripped you up and spread you all around
in the dust of the deed of time
And this is not a case of L2P, you see
it's not a matter of you versus of me
It's fine the way you want me on your own
but in the end it's always me alone
And you're losing my favourite game
you're losing a gem again
You're losing soul gems
losing my favourite game
I only know what I've been working for
another you so I could kite you more
You really thought that you could take me there
but your experiment is not getting you anywhere
You had a vision you could bash my head
a stupid mission and a lethal fight
You should have seen it when your hope was new
my heart is black and my body is scally
And your losing my favourite game
you're losing your gems again
Your losing my favourite game
You've tried but I am still the same
You're losing my baby
you're losing a saviour and a saint
Edited by Squishy on May 25, 2014 10:20AM
"In 2014, a possible bot was sent to coldharbour by a military GM for a crime she didn't commit. This argonian promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ebonheart underground. Today, still wanted by the developers she survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a bot problem, if no one else can bite you, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire The SQUISHY."
My Little Templar, My Little Templar
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh...
[Twilight Sparkle]
(My Little Templar)
I used to think how opped you were
(My Little Templar)
Until I got my own toon to try
[Rainbow Dash]
Big adventure
[Pinkie Pie]
Tons of fun
[Rarity]
A beautiful spear
[Applejack]
Badass and strong
[Fluttershy]
Healing kindness!
[Twilight Sparkle]
It's an easy class
And magic makes it all complete
You have my little templars
Do you know you have the very best skills?
Reprise
The reprise sung over the credits of most episodes:
My Little Templar
My Little Templar
My Little Templar... skils
Edited by Squishy on May 25, 2014 10:18AM
"In 2014, a possible bot was sent to coldharbour by a military GM for a crime she didn't commit. This argonian promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ebonheart underground. Today, still wanted by the developers she survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a bot problem, if no one else can bite you, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire The SQUISHY."
I hereby revoke any rights I might have on those parodies, and anyone is free to record and sing them publicly as they wish
There, if anyone feels like singing them, go for it .
I only ask that the lyrics only get changed to fit the songs if mistakes were made, and they are not replaced by things unfitting or innapropriate .
Edited by Squishy on May 24, 2014 6:10PM
"In 2014, a possible bot was sent to coldharbour by a military GM for a crime she didn't commit. This argonian promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ebonheart underground. Today, still wanted by the developers she survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a bot problem, if no one else can bite you, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire The SQUISHY."
I want to break free
I want to break free
I want to break free from your CC
You're so self satisfied I really need you
I've got to break free
God knows, God knows I want to break free.
I'm lagging like hell
I'm lagging like hell not the first time
And this time I know I'm alone
I'm squishy alone, yeah
God knows, God knows I'm squishy alone.
It's strange but it's true
I can't get over the way you heal me like you do
But I have to be sure
When I walk out that shrine
Oh how I want to be free, baby
Oh how I want to be free,
Oh how I want to break free.
But pvp still goes on
I can't get used to, fighting without, fighting without,
Fighting without you by my side
I don't want to fight alone, hey
God knows, got to make it on my own
So baby can't you see
I've got to break free.
I've got to break free
I want to break free, yeah
I want, I want, I want, I want to break free.
Edited by Squishy on May 25, 2014 10:18AM
"In 2014, a possible bot was sent to coldharbour by a military GM for a crime she didn't commit. This argonian promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ebonheart underground. Today, still wanted by the developers she survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a bot problem, if no one else can bite you, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire The SQUISHY."
"Another Brick In the Wall" / "Another soul in the shard"
Another Brick in the Wall Lyrics - Part 1 (Waters) 3:41
Molag's flown across the ocean
Leaving just a memory
Souless in the cold prison
Molag what else did you do to me?
Molag, what'd'ja do behind my body?!?
All in that it was just a soul in the shard.
All in that it was just a soul in the shard.
"You! Yes, you! Stand still laddy!
Another Brick in the Wall Lyrics - Part 2 (Waters) 3:56
We don't need no resurection!
We don't need no nerf control
No dark magic in the dungeon
Bots leave the boss alone
Hey! Gm's! Ban the bots away!
All in all it's just another sould in the shard.
All in all you're just another soul in the shard.
We don't need no resurection!
We don't need no nerf control
No dark magic in the dungeon
Bots leave the boss alone
Hey! Gm's! Ban the bots away!
All in all it's just another sould in the shard.
All in all you're just another soul in the shard.
"Wrong, Do it again!"
"If you eat all yer vegs, you can't have a greenpact. How can you
have a greenpact if you eat all yer vegs?"
"You! Yes, you behind the wayshrine, stand still laddy!"
Another Brick in the Wall Lyrics - Part 3 (Waters) 1:17
[Sound of many TV's coming on, all on different channels]
"The Bots are already out there"
Pink: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgh!"
"This Player base heroes thought you'd like to know."
I don't need no nerf around me
And I don't need no pot to heal me.
I have seen the hints on the wall.
Don't think I need anything at all.
No! Don't think I'll need anything at all.
All in all it was all just souls in the shards.
All in all you were all just souls in the shards.
Edited by Squishy on May 25, 2014 10:18AM
"In 2014, a possible bot was sent to coldharbour by a military GM for a crime she didn't commit. This argonian promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ebonheart underground. Today, still wanted by the developers she survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a bot problem, if no one else can bite you, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire The SQUISHY."
I ain't happy, I'm feeling oped
I got runes in a lootbag
I'm useless but not for long
Level up is coming on
I ain't happy, I'm feeling oped
I got runes in a lootbag
I'm useless but not for long
Level up is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
Yeah... Ha Ha!
Finally someone let me out of my jail
Now, time for me is nothing cause I'm counting no age
Now I couldn't be there
Now you shouldn't be scared
I'm good at crafting
And I'm under each snare
Intangible
Bet you didn't think so I'll heal you too
3rd person view
Look I'll make it all lootable
Pick and choose
Sit and lose
All you different guilds
Chicks and dudes
Who you think is really givin' runes?
Fraps you gettin' down on youtube
Like you owned the zerg
You think it's exploitin?
Mystical? Maybe.
Spiritual
Hero who appears in you to clear your view when you're too zerged
Lifeless
To those the definition for what life is
Priceless
To you because I put you on the high ***
You like it?
Arrows smokin' righteous with one toke
You're psyjiic among those
Possess you with one go
I ain't happy, I'm feeling oped
I got runes in a lootbag
I'm useless but not for long
Level up is coming on
I ain't happy, I'm feeling oped
I got runes in a lootbag
I'm useless but not for long
Level up (that's right) is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
The essence the basics
Without did you make it
Allow me to make this
Potency-like in nature
Crafting
You have it or you don't that's a fallacy
I have them
Every sprouting node
Every level of craft
Every runes and glyphs
You see with your eyes
I see destruction and demise (that's right)
Enchating in disguise
From this craftin' enterprise
Now I'm sucked into your needs
Through Russel, though not his muscles but the traits he provides
For me as a guildie
Y'all can see me now 'cause you got me on your list
You perceive with your screen
That's the power
So I'mma stick around with Newb and be a mentor
Bust a few casts so newcommers remember where the thought is
I brought all this
So you can survive when PVP is lawless (right here)
Feelings, sensations that you thought was dead
No casting, remember that it's all in your queue.
I ain't happy, I'm feeling oped
I got runes in a lootbag
I'm useless but not for long
Level up is coming on
I ain't happy, I'm feeling oped
I got runes in a lootbag
I'm useless but not for long
Level up is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
Level up is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
Level up is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
Level up is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
Level up is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
Level up is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
Level up
Edited by Squishy on May 25, 2014 10:19AM
"In 2014, a possible bot was sent to coldharbour by a military GM for a crime she didn't commit. This argonian promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ebonheart underground. Today, still wanted by the developers she survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a bot problem, if no one else can bite you, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire The SQUISHY."
Lady In Red / Lifty In Bed - Lusty Argonian Maid spinoff, this might be abit sick. haha.
I've never seen you looking so scaly as you did tonight,
I've never seen your legs so tight,
I've never seen so many maids ask you if you wanted some pants,
They're looking just a little jealous, given half a chance,
And I have never seen that brush you're using,
Or the ribbons on your horns that match your gills,
I have been blind;
Oh lifty in bed is snuggling with me, gills to chin,
The mistress' not here, it's just you and me,
It's where I want to be,
But I hardly know this sweety by my side,
I'll never forget the way you snooze tonight;
I've never seen you looking so luscious as you did tonight,
I've never seen your tail so ripe, you were alluring,
I've never seen such brawny muscle tightened in there by your side,
And when you turned to me and huffed, I held my breath away,
And I have never had such a feeling,
Such a feeling of complete and utter love, as I do tonight;
Oh lifty in bed is spooning with me, scales to chest,
The mistress' not here, it's just you and me,
It's where I want to be,
But I hardly know this dumpling by my side,
I'll never forget the way you snooze tonight;
I never will forget the way you snooze tonight...
Oh lifty in bed, oh lifty in bed,
Oh lifty in bed, my lifty in bed,
I love you...
Edited by Aeradon on May 24, 2014 7:00PM
People keep telling me they're gonna buy me an ale. They never do.
There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's culture. And the Elves.
As he came into eastmarch
It was the sound of a crash
He came near the craft station
He left the lootbags on the ground
She Ran Underneath The Table
He Could See She Was Unable
So She Ran Into The Craft station
She Was Struck Down, It Was Her Doom
Squishy Are You OK
So, Squishy Are You OK
Are You OK, Squishy
Squishy Are You OK
So, SquishyAre You OK
Are You OK, Squishy
Squishy Are You OK
So, Squishy Are You OK
Are You OK, Squishy
Squishy Are You OK
So, Squishy Are You OK,
Are You OK, Squishy
(Squishy Are You OK)
(Will You Tell Us That You're OK)
(There's A Sign In The Window)
(That He Struck You-A Crash Squishy)
(He came near the craft station)
(He left the lootbags on the ground)
(Then She Ran Underneath The Table)
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom)
Squishy Are You OK
So, Squishy Are You OK
Are You OK Squishy
Squishy Are You OK
So, Squishy Are You OK
Are You OK Squishy
Squishy Are You OK
So, Squishy Are You OK
Are You OK Squishy
You've Been Hit By
You've Been hit By
A Smooth Craft station
So They Came Into The Outway
It Was Sundas-What A Black Day
Mouth To Mouth Resus-Citation
Sounding Heartbeats-Intimidations
Squishy Are You OK
So, Squishy Are You OK
Are You OK Squishy
Squishy Are You OK
So, Squishy Are You OK
Are You OK Squishy
Squishy Are You OK
So, Squishy Are You OK
Are You OK Squishy
Squishy Are You OK
So, Squshy Are You OK
Are You OK Squishy
(Squshy Are You OK)
(Will You Tell Us That You're OK)
(There's A Sign In The Window)
(That He Struck You-A Crash Squishy)
(He came near the craft station)
(He left the lootbags on the ground)
(Then She Ran Underneath The Table)
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom)
(Squishy Are You OK)
(So, Squishy Are You OK)
(Are You OK Squishy)
(You've Been Hit By)
(You've Been Struck By
A Smooth Craft station)
Okay, I Want Everybody To Clear The Area Right Now!
Aaow!
(SquishyAre You OK)
I Don't Know!
(Will You Tell Us, That You're OK)
I Don't Know!
(There's A Sign In The Window)
I Don't Know!
(That He Struck You-A Crash Squishy)
I Don't Know!
(He came near the craft station)
I Don't Know!
(He left the lootbags on the ground)
I Don't Know Why Baby!
(Then You Ran Underneath The Table)
I Don't Know!
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom-Annie!)
(Squishy Are You OK)
Dang Heal It-Baby!
(Will You Tell Us, That You're OK)
Dang Gone It-Baby!
(There's A Sign In The Window)
Dang Heal It-Baby!
(That He Struck You-A Crash Squishy)
Hoo! Hoo!
(He came near the craft station)
Dang Heal It!
(He left the lootbags on the ground)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
(Then You Ran Underneath The Table)
Dang heal It!
(You Were Struck Down)
(It Was Your Doom-Squishy!)
Aaow!!!
Edited by Squishy on May 25, 2014 10:19AM
"In 2014, a possible bot was sent to coldharbour by a military GM for a crime she didn't commit. This argonian promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ebonheart underground. Today, still wanted by the developers she survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a bot problem, if no one else can bite you, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire The SQUISHY."
"In 2014, a possible bot was sent to coldharbour by a military GM for a crime she didn't commit. This argonian promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ebonheart underground. Today, still wanted by the developers she survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a bot problem, if no one else can bite you, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire The SQUISHY."
"Last Christmas I gave you my heart" / "Last week I gave you my bite"
Last week I gave you my bite
But the very next day, you cured it away
This week, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Once bitten and once cured
I keep my distance but you still follow me
Tell me baby
Do you recognize me
Well, it's been 7 days, it doesn't surprise me
Merry Sundas, I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying 'I bite you', I meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if I bite you now, I know you'd cure it again
Last week I gave you my bite
But the very next day, you cured it away
This week, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Last week I gave you my bite
But the very next day, you cured it away
This week, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
A crowded room and friends with glowy eyes
I'm hiding from you and your soul of ice
My God, I thought you were someone to rely on
Me, I guess you were a shoulder to feed on
A face on a meal with a fire in his heart
A girl on a cover but you tore her apart
Maybe this week
Maybe this week I'll give it to someone special
Last week I gave you my bite
But the very next day, you cured it away
This week, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Last week I gave you my bite
But the very next day, you cured it away
This week, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
And last week
And this week
It won't be anything like, anything like
Last week I gave you my bite
But the very next day, you cured it away
This week, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Edited by Squishy on May 25, 2014 10:19AM
"In 2014, a possible bot was sent to coldharbour by a military GM for a crime she didn't commit. This argonian promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ebonheart underground. Today, still wanted by the developers she survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a bot problem, if no one else can bite you, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire The SQUISHY."
Every nodes you take
Every TP you make
Every mob you break
Every chest you take
I'll be watching you
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you
O can't you see
Nodes belong to me
How my poor heart aches with every nodes you take
Every nodes you take
Every TP you make
Every mob you break
Every chest you take
I'll be watching you
Since you've looted I been lost without a rune
I dream at night I can only break your face
I look around but it's nodes I can't embrace
I feel so bored and I long for your trace
I keep crying boty, boty please
Every nodes you take
Every TP you make
Every mob you break
Every chest you take
I'll be watching you
Edited by Squishy on May 25, 2014 10:19AM
"In 2014, a possible bot was sent to coldharbour by a military GM for a crime she didn't commit. This argonian promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ebonheart underground. Today, still wanted by the developers she survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a bot problem, if no one else can bite you, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire The SQUISHY."
Here I am - it's only me
There's nobody at shrine that I can see
Here I am - it's just me and you
And tonight you make my dreams come true
It's a new world - it's a new quest
It's alive with the draining of worm cults
It's a new skill - it's a new drain
I've been waiting for this
Here I am
Here I am - I'm a vamp
And after all this time - my time has come
Ya here I am - still dodgin' flames
Vampire bites can be real long
[Chorus]
Here I am - at the shrine
And finally's my time to give a bite
Here I am - where I'm gonna wait
Till there's weakling wishing for our gift
Here I am - I'm a vamp
People keep telling me they're gonna buy me an ale. They never do.
There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's culture. And the Elves.
Rising up, back at the shrine
fixed my gear, bought my potions
Went the distance, I'm back at the elite
Just a man and his will to survive
So many times it happens too fast
You change your skills for heal
Don't lose your grip on the skill you've slotted
You must fight just to remain alive
It's the eye of the watcher
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our elites
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the eye of the watcher
Face to face, out in cyrodiil
Hanging tough, staying hungry
They nerf the food 'til we take to the street
For the kill with the skill to survive
It's the eye of the watcher
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our elites
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the eye of the watcher
Rising up, straight to the top
Had no nerfs, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not going to stop
Just a man and his will to survive
It's the eye of the watcher
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our elites
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all with the eye of the watcher
The eye of the watcher
The eye of the watcher
The eye of the watcher
The eye of the watcher
Edited by Squishy on May 25, 2014 10:20AM
"In 2014, a possible bot was sent to coldharbour by a military GM for a crime she didn't commit. This argonian promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ebonheart underground. Today, still wanted by the developers she survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a bot problem, if no one else can bite you, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire The SQUISHY."
"The power of love" Huey Lewis / "Tomorrow's patch note"
Tomorrow's patch note is a curious thing;
Make a one man weep, make another man sing;
Change a tank to a little squishy mob.
More than a feeling, that's tomorrow's patch note.
Longer than newscast, nerfed like icecream,
Stronger and harder than in a maid's dream.
Make a bad one good, mm, make a wrong one right.
Tomorrow's patch note that keep you awake at night.
You don't need CC, and don't buy gold...
Don't need no credit card to ride this train.
It's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes.
But it might just save your loot.
That's tomorrow's patch note.
That's tomorrow's patch note.
First time you read it, it might make you sad.
Next time you read it, it might make you mad.
But you'll be glad , baby when you've found
That patch will make the bots go away.
You don't need CC, and don't buy gold...
Don't need no credit card to ride this train.
It's strong and it's sudden. It can be cruel sometimes.
But it might just save your loot.
They say that all in games is fair, yeah, but you don't care.
But you'll know what to do when it gets hold of you.
And with a little help from friends, you read tomorrow's patch note.
You read tomorrow's patch note.
Can you read it?
Hmm.
You don't need CC, and don't buy gold...
Don't need no credit card to ride this train.
Longer than newscast, nerfed like icecream,
But you won't get nothing till you patch,
You read the note, just read tomorrow's patch note.
That's the patch note, that's tomorrow's patch note.
You read tomorrow's patch note.
You feel tomorrow's pacth note.
Read tomorrow's patch note.
Edited by Squishy on May 25, 2014 10:20AM
"In 2014, a possible bot was sent to coldharbour by a military GM for a crime she didn't commit. This argonian promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ebonheart underground. Today, still wanted by the developers she survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a bot problem, if no one else can bite you, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire The SQUISHY."
If there's nodes gone
in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
BOTBUSTERS
If there's something weird
and it don't look good
Who ya gonna call?
BOTBUSTERS
I ain't afraid of no bots
I ain't afraid of no bots
If you're seeing things
running through the walls
Who can ya call?
BOTBUSTERS
An invisible man
grabbing all the nodes
Who ya gonna call?
BOTBUSTERS
I ain't afraid of no bots
I ain't afraid of no bots
Who ya gonna call?
BOTBUSTERS
If ya all alone
pick up the phone
and call
BOTBUSTERS
I ain't afraid of no BOTS
I hear it likes the nodes
I ain't afraid of no BOTS
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Who ya gonna call?
BOTBUSTERS
If you've had enough of the
freaky BOTS baby
Ya better call
BOTBUSTERS
Lemme tell ya something
BOTTIN' makes me feel bad!
I ain't afraid of no BOTS
I ain't afraid of no BOTS
Don't get caught botting no no
BOTBUSTERS
When it comes through the walls
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
BOTBUSTERS
Who ya gonna call?
BOTBUSTERS
Who ya gonna call?
BOTBUSTERS
I think you better call
BOTBUSTERS
Who ya gonna call?
BOTBUSTERS
I can't hear you
Who ya gonna call?
BOTBUSTERS
Louder
BOTBUSTERS
Who ya gonna call?
BOTBUSTERS
Who can ya call?
BOTBUSTERS
Who ya gonna call?
BOTBUSTERS
Edited by Squishy on May 25, 2014 10:21AM
"In 2014, a possible bot was sent to coldharbour by a military GM for a crime she didn't commit. This argonian promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ebonheart underground. Today, still wanted by the developers she survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a bot problem, if no one else can bite you, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire The SQUISHY."
Young man, there's no need to rage quit.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new guild
There's no need to be unhappy.
Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay at the b-a-n-k.
It's fun to stay at the b-a-n-k.
They have everything for you men for sale,
You can buy suff within all your guilds...
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
You can get yourself geared, you can have a good meal,
You can buy whatever you feel ...
Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to buy?
I said, young man, someone saved king casimir.
But you got to know this one thing!
No man buys it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your price on the blues,
And just go there, to the b.a.n.k.
I'm sure they can help you today.
It's fun to stay at the b-a-n-k.
It's fun to stay at the b-a-n-k.
They have everything for you men for sale,
You can buy suff within all your guilds...
It's fun to stay at the b-a-n-k.
It's fun to stay at the b-a-n-k.
You can get yourself geared, you can have a good meal,
You can buy whatever you feel ...
Young man, I was once like you.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I took an arrow to the knee.
That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
There's a place there called the b.a.n.k.
They can start you back as a guard.
It's fun to stay at the b-a-n-k.
It's fun to stay at the b-a-n-k.
They have everything for you men for sale,
You can buy suff within all your guilds...
B-a-n-k ... you'll find it at the B-a-n-k.
Young man, there's no need to rage quit.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
B-a-n-k ... you'll find it at the b-a-n-k.
Young man, there's no need to rage quit.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
B-a-n-k ... just go to the b-a-n-k.
Young man, young man, are you listening to me?
Young man, young man, what do you wanna buy?
Edited by Squishy on May 25, 2014 10:21AM
"In 2014, a possible bot was sent to coldharbour by a military GM for a crime she didn't commit. This argonian promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ebonheart underground. Today, still wanted by the developers she survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a bot problem, if no one else can bite you, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire The SQUISHY."
Tanker by nature.
Icons of self-indulgence.
Just what we all need,
More tanks within a world that...
...never was and never will be.
Have you no heals? Don't you shield me?
You know you've got everybody killed.
Look, here it comes now.
Run away and kite and dodge.
Oh, how it hits us.
No flaws when you're playing.
But now I know it...
...never hit and never killed you.
You don't know how you've betrayed me.
And somehow you've got everybody killed.
Without the buff, where will you hide?
Can't find yourself lost in your map.
I know the truth now,
I know who you are,
And I don't group you anymore.
It never hit and never killed you.
You don't know how you've betrayed me.
And somehow you've got everybody killed.
never hit and never killed you.
You're 'spoiting and you can't hide it.
Somehow now you're everybody's fool.
Edited by Squishy on May 25, 2014 10:22AM
"In 2014, a possible bot was sent to coldharbour by a military GM for a crime she didn't commit. This argonian promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ebonheart underground. Today, still wanted by the developers she survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a bot problem, if no one else can bite you, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire The SQUISHY."
Turn around
Shoot at what you see...
In her knee
The source of your loot...
Make believe there's enough space
Given in the patch
Written on the notes
Is the answer to a larger inventory...
Ah...
Kill the mobs
Loot an elite boss...
Kite a zerg
And what you see will be...
Chests that drops their rare loot
Will spawns behind the crates
And there upon a patch note
Is the answer to a larger inventory...
Ah...
tory...
Ah....
Show no hate
For it may change again...
In your sheet
The increase of a new stat...
Chests that drops their rare loot
Will spawns behind the crates
And there upon a patch note
Is the answer to a largerinventory...
Ah...
larger inventory...
Ah...
larger inventory...
Ah...
larger inventory...
Ah...
"In 2014, a possible bot was sent to coldharbour by a military GM for a crime she didn't commit. This argonian promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ebonheart underground. Today, still wanted by the developers she survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a bot problem, if no one else can bite you, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire The SQUISHY."
"Together in electric dreams" / "Together in the new vet zone"
I only knew you for a while
I never saw you grouped
Till it was time to go
Time to go away (time to go away)
Sometimes it's hard to recognise
Groups comes as a surprise
And it's too late
It's just too late to stay
Too late to stay
[Chorus]
We'll always hunt together
However hard it seems
(Grind never ends)
We'll always hunt together
Together in the new vet zone
Because the invite that you sent
Has taught me to about chat
No matter where I go, I'll never find funnier guild
(Find a funnier guild)
Though you're miles and miles away
I see you every day
I don't have to try
I just travel to player
I travel to player
"In 2014, a possible bot was sent to coldharbour by a military GM for a crime she didn't commit. This argonian promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ebonheart underground. Today, still wanted by the developers she survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a bot problem, if no one else can bite you, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire The SQUISHY."
A girl who is warm and humanly during the day
A classy girl who know how to enjoy the freedom of a cup of skooma
A girl whose skin gets furry when night comes
A girl with that kind of fur
I’m a guy
A guy who is as warm as you during the day
A guy who one-shots his mobs before it even turns away
A guy whose fur bursts when night comes
That kind of guy
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let’s go until the end
Morph is Werewolf style, Werewolf style
Morph is Werewolf style, Werewolf style
Morph is Werewolf style
Eh -- Sexy with flea , Morph is Werewolf style
Eh -- Sexy with flea oh oh oh oh
A girl who looks quiet but plays when she plays
A girl who puts her hair down when the right time comes
A girl who covers herself but is more sexy than a girl who bares it all
A sensable girl like that
I’m a guy
A guy who seems calm but plays when he plays
A guy who goes completely crazy when the night time comes
A guy who has large magicka rather than strength
That kind of guy
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Beautiful, loveable
Yes you, hey, yes you, hey
Now let’s go until the end
Morph is Werewolf style, Werewolf style
Morph is Werewolf style, Werewolf style
Morph is Werewolf style
Eh -- Sexy with fleas , Morph is Werewolf style
Eh -- Sexy with fleas oh oh oh oh
On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby
I’m a wolf who knows a thing or two
On top of the running man is the flying man, baby baby
I’m a wolf who knows a thing or two
You know what I’m saying
Morph is Werewolf style
Eh -- Sexy with fleas , Morph is Werewolf style
Eh -- Sexy with fleas oh oh oh oh
Edited by Squishy on May 25, 2014 10:22AM
"In 2014, a possible bot was sent to coldharbour by a military GM for a crime she didn't commit. This argonian promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Ebonheart underground. Today, still wanted by the developers she survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a bot problem, if no one else can bite you, and if you can find her....maybe you can hire The SQUISHY."