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Pregnancy Test??

Crimsonorion
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Uhhh, so its 9/3/24 ~7:30am EST and I get on ESO to do my daily dungeon and I do Volenfell, going pretty normal when suddenly an ingame message pops up that..no joke..said "Take Pregnancy Test" with Yes and No as options. It was on the screen briefly and 3 of my group members had green check marks with me having a red X, then the message went away....so....wth was that?
  • JiubLeRepenti
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    Did you do the test as requested?
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  • Crimsonorion
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    Did you do the test as requested?

    I did not lol, the message went away as sudden as it appeared
  • PrincessOfThieves
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    There is a way to replace default ready check with a custom message. Google says it's /script BeginGroupElection(1, '<msg here>') , but I havent tried it myself. I've seen it a bunch of times, though.
    Edited by PrincessOfThieves on 3 September 2024 11:52
  • emilyhyoyeon
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    Do you and other people in your group have an addon that lets you make custom ''ready check'' messages? I don't use addons anymore but years and years ago there was one that could do that that my friends and I used.
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  • Crimsonorion
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    No I don't have that add-on, I guess that was it? Never seen that before lol
  • Elsonso
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    Right. So, if a child pops out in a few months, don't blame the addon for not trying to inform you! :smile:
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  • GuuMoonRyoung
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    This is a golden thread for all kinds of funny and lewd jokes but I dare not write even a single one. The game is rated M but the forum is rated I for Infantile.
  • Blackbird_V
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    /Script BeginGroupElection(nil,"CUSTOM MESSAGE HERE",nil)

    Example:

    /Script BeginGroupElection(nil,"Take Pregnancy Test",nil)

    That will print out a custom ready check.
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  • Vaqual
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    Volenfell of all places, the "divorced by execution" dungeon.
  • skyrimfantasy
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    I don't think you need the addon to see it, just to create a custom check.
  • ganzaeso
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    Looks like the servers are going to be taken down for an emergency 16 hour maintenance to adjust the API.
    (Math before coffee, except after 3, is not for me)
  • SeaGtGruff
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    ganzaeso wrote: »
    Looks like the servers are going to be taken down for an emergency 16 hour maintenance to adjust the API.

    Are you making a joke or being serious? Was that a humorous "prediction" or have the servers been taken down? I'm not at my computer so I can't see whether I'm able to log in.
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  • LunaFlora
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    SeaGtGruff wrote: »
    ganzaeso wrote: »
    Looks like the servers are going to be taken down for an emergency 16 hour maintenance to adjust the API.

    Are you making a joke or being serious? Was that a humorous "prediction" or have the servers been taken down? I'm not at my computer so I can't see whether I'm able to log in.

    maintenance already happened for an actual patch today. the servers are online

    And maintenance to adjust the api probably wouldn't take 16 hours if it ever happened.
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  • tsaescishoeshiner
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    You can type "/readycheck let's kill 'em" and people will get a ready check that says "let's kill 'em". Not sure if it's that or the script mentioned
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  • Grizzbeorn
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    I got that once.
    It was my partner using the ready check command to call me fat.

    edit: (like tsaescishoeshiner describes above.)
    Edited by Grizzbeorn on 4 September 2024 05:32
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    • TheDarkRuler
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      Are there more of such funny script things in the game? :hushed:
    • Nharimlur_Finor
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      Dolgubon changes the names of the mats that Lazy Writ Crafter processes at one particular event.
      Some sort of easter egg.

      I never find it funny, it's mostly distracting.

      Be careful, some of this stuff may end up being 'an exploit'.
    • moderatelyfatman
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      Uhhh, so its 9/3/24 ~7:30am EST and I get on ESO to do my daily dungeon and I do Volenfell, going pretty normal when suddenly an ingame message pops up that..no joke..said "Take Pregnancy Test" with Yes and No as options. It was on the screen briefly and 3 of my group members had green check marks with me having a red X, then the message went away....so....wth was that?

      So congratulations are in order?
    • hamgatan
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      Uhhh, so its 9/3/24 ~7:30am EST and I get on ESO to do my daily dungeon and I do Volenfell, going pretty normal when suddenly an ingame message pops up that..no joke..said "Take Pregnancy Test" with Yes and No as options. It was on the screen briefly and 3 of my group members had green check marks with me having a red X, then the message went away....so....wth was that?

      so which one of the guardian council are the father?
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