So, in response the the countless amounts of unjust nerf threads, I am here to guide the hatred towards the proper abilities that are so game-breakingly broken, that I wet my pants and scream in terror whenever I encounter another player using them.

In the event some, quote-unquote "Intellectual" asks me for evidence, I only have this to say, "Who needs evidence? The evidence is all around us!" and you can't argue with that infailible logic.

If the questioning continues, I will proceed to post a video about how I am unable to adapt, and therefore nobody else can.

Sprinting
" It's clearly the most overpowered thing in the world, i mean, a SPEED BOOST EVERYONE CAN USE?! It's the most broken thing in the game! I have been killed seventy gajillion times by dudes using this ability, I think."


Every Class ability in the game
"Diversity is overpowered, Whether it's a Dragonknight dropping a flag on your head, A templar turning you to swiss, A nightblade roflstomping you with a stealthed deathstroke, or the MOST OVERPOWERED ABILITY IN THE GAME - A teleport that does no damage and relies on the sorc being a light armor user, and does not guarantee you'll be safe once your magicka is drained. IT'S SO BROKEN. LOOK AT HOW MANY GROUPS OF ENEMIES, QUIVER! IN FEAR OF THIS COWARDLY INSANELY MANLY ABILITY!"


All of the crowd control
"What?! stuns in an MMO?! WHAT IS THIS, WoW?! I demand this be changed, as clearly, I know more about MMO Design than the developers who made the game do! As my high-school diploma signifies!"


Sneaking
"Oh, so i'm just supposed to expect that people in a fantasy world full of magic, demons, zombies, murder-ninjas, and wizards can just crouch down and unrealistically become invisible, Boo!"

Vampires
"They need another nerf because twilight sucks."

Group Content
"What the f*ck do you mean I can't take down the, quote-unquote "Group dungeon" by myself? What is this, D&D?! I don't bother with that nerd ***, I just want to have my mighty warrior of the ardent flame to jump into the necromancer's lair, and destroy his army of bone and flesh."

"And don't you even get me started on laying siege to castles, that's much better though, As one guy afk guy entire armies have fallen before my Bolt Escape."


Birds

"They made Birdemic, and I will not rest until I get my fifty cents back from those exploding ***."


Common [snip] Sense
Are you telling me, that my build meant specifically for PBAOE farming is not going to take down the vampire specifically built to take on one target? What?! You mean I actually have to...plaaaaaaan? What the hell kind of system is that?!