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List of abilities that need to be nerfed
Hail_Sithis
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So, in response the the countless amounts of unjust nerf threads, I am here to guide the hatred towards the proper abilities that are so game-breakingly broken, that I wet my pants and scream in terror whenever I encounter another player using them.
In the event some, quote-unquote "Intellectual" asks me for evidence, I only have this to say, "Who needs evidence? The evidence is all around us!" and you can't argue with that infailible logic.
If the questioning continues, I will proceed to post a video about how I am unable to adapt, and therefore nobody else can.
Sprinting
" It's clearly the most overpowered thing in the world, i mean, a SPEED BOOST EVERYONE CAN USE?! It's the most broken thing in the game! I have been killed seventy gajillion times by dudes using this ability, I think."
Every Class ability in the game
"Diversity is overpowered, Whether it's a Dragonknight dropping a flag on your head, A templar turning you to swiss, A nightblade roflstomping you with a stealthed deathstroke, or the MOST OVERPOWERED ABILITY IN THE GAME - A teleport that does no damage and relies on the sorc being a light armor user, and does not guarantee you'll be safe once your magicka is drained. IT'S SO BROKEN. LOOK AT HOW MANY GROUPS OF ENEMIES, QUIVER! IN FEAR OF THIS COWARDLY INSANELY MANLY ABILITY!"
All of the crowd control
"What?! stuns in an MMO?! WHAT IS THIS, WoW?! I demand this be changed, as clearly, I know more about MMO Design than the developers who made the game do! As my high-school diploma signifies!"
Sneaking
"Oh, so i'm just supposed to expect that people in a fantasy world full of magic, demons, zombies, murder-ninjas, and wizards can just crouch down and unrealistically become invisible, Boo!"
Vampires
"They need another nerf because twilight sucks."
Group Content
"What the f*ck do you mean I can't take down the, quote-unquote "Group dungeon" by myself? What is this, D&D?! I don't bother with that nerd ***, I just want to have my mighty warrior of the ardent flame to jump into the necromancer's lair, and destroy his army of bone and flesh."
"And don't you even get me started on laying siege to castles, that's much better though, As one guy afk guy entire armies have fallen before my Bolt Escape."
Birds
"They made Birdemic, and I will not rest until I get my fifty cents back from those exploding ***."
Common [snip] Sense
Are you telling me, that my build meant specifically for PBAOE farming is not going to take down the vampire specifically built to take on one target? What?! You mean I actually have to...plaaaaaaan? What the hell kind of system is that?!
Edited by ZOS_KatP on 9 March 2018 21:59 In the event some, quote-unquote "Intellectual" asks me for evidence, I only have this to say, "Who needs evidence? The evidence is all around us!" and you can't argue with that infailible logic.
If the questioning continues, I will proceed to post a video about how I am unable to adapt, and therefore nobody else can.
Sprinting
" It's clearly the most overpowered thing in the world, i mean, a SPEED BOOST EVERYONE CAN USE?! It's the most broken thing in the game! I have been killed seventy gajillion times by dudes using this ability, I think."
Every Class ability in the game
"Diversity is overpowered, Whether it's a Dragonknight dropping a flag on your head, A templar turning you to swiss, A nightblade roflstomping you with a stealthed deathstroke, or the MOST OVERPOWERED ABILITY IN THE GAME - A teleport that does no damage and relies on the sorc being a light armor user, and does not guarantee you'll be safe once your magicka is drained. IT'S SO BROKEN. LOOK AT HOW MANY GROUPS OF ENEMIES, QUIVER! IN FEAR OF THIS COWARDLY INSANELY MANLY ABILITY!"
All of the crowd control
"What?! stuns in an MMO?! WHAT IS THIS, WoW?! I demand this be changed, as clearly, I know more about MMO Design than the developers who made the game do! As my high-school diploma signifies!"
Sneaking
"Oh, so i'm just supposed to expect that people in a fantasy world full of magic, demons, zombies, murder-ninjas, and wizards can just crouch down and unrealistically become invisible, Boo!"
Vampires
"They need another nerf because twilight sucks."
Group Content
"What the f*ck do you mean I can't take down the, quote-unquote "Group dungeon" by myself? What is this, D&D?! I don't bother with that nerd ***, I just want to have my mighty warrior of the ardent flame to jump into the necromancer's lair, and destroy his army of bone and flesh."
"And don't you even get me started on laying siege to castles, that's much better though, As one guy afk guy entire armies have fallen before my Bolt Escape."
Birds
"They made Birdemic, and I will not rest until I get my fifty cents back from those exploding ***."
Common [snip] Sense
Are you telling me, that my build meant specifically for PBAOE farming is not going to take down the vampire specifically built to take on one target? What?! You mean I actually have to...plaaaaaaan? What the hell kind of system is that?!
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
"What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence." - Christopher Hitchens
"What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence." - Christopher Hitchens
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ErilAq✭✭✭Don't forget group content! We need to nerf group content, if I can't beat it myself it's clearly OP. Oh, and those birds. I attack those birds constantly and they just sit there..... taunting me. Birds are OP.Internet armchair warriors attack! Yayayayayayaaaaaah!!!!0 -
Hail_Sithis✭✭Don't forget group content! We need to nerf group content, if I can't beat it myself it's clearly OP. Oh, and those birds. I attack those birds constantly and they just sit there..... taunting me. Birds are OP.
Done and done.
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
"What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence." - Christopher Hitchens0 -
MorHawk✭✭✭✭✭Inb4 troll thread lock.I can count to potato.
WWJLHD?Hypertionb14_ESO wrote: »another topic that cant see past its own farts.1 -
Hail_Sithis✭✭Inb4 troll thread lock.
If people can make threads devoted to whining, I'm pretty sure I can make threads devoted to showing how ridiculous the whining is.
Edited by Hail_Sithis on 7 May 2014 15:35"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
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MorHawk✭✭✭✭✭Hail_Sithis wrote: »If people can make threads devoted to whining, I'm pretty sure I can make threads devoted to showing how ridiculous the whining is.
Meh, whatevs. The number of Bolt Escape whining threads are certainly excessive.
http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/84714/bolt-escape-is-overpowered/p1
http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/90439/increase-magicka-cost-of-bolt-escape/p1
http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/93326/now-that-mist-form-is-out-of-the-way-next-up-bolt-escape/p1
http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/92049/so-bolt-escape-aoe-root-damage-escape-people-are-litterally-blinking-foes-to-death/p1
http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/93499/facepalm-and-so-they-buffed-bolt-escape/p1
http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/93486/bolt-escape-bug-introduced-with-patch-1-0-7#latest
http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/discussion/94268/wtf-bolt-escape
Seriously though. Enough already people. We get it.I can count to potato.
WWJLHD?Hypertionb14_ESO wrote: »another topic that cant see past its own farts.0 -
Hail_Sithis✭✭Meh, whatevs. The number of Bolt Escape whining threads are certainly excessive.
Seriously though. Enough already people. We get it.
You know I was being sarcastic and poking fun at those whiners, right?
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chimneyswift_ESO✭✭✭✭Blown away by Sithis' maturity and ability to debate and provide useful feedback. Simply uncanny!Ebonheart Pact
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Hail_Sithis✭✭chimneyswift_ESO wrote: »Blown away by Sithis' maturity and ability to debate and provide useful feedback. Simply uncanny!
Thank you, I do love to communicate with my fans, especially when they are hypocrites.
No, but real talk: I've had several "Mature" comebacks to the whining in their respective threads. Not one to repeat myself, I'm simply just having fun with this one.
Don't like it? Don't respond with the obvious and pretend that i'll care.Edited by Hail_Sithis on 7 May 2014 22:30"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
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MorHawk✭✭✭✭✭Hail_Sithis wrote: »You know I was being sarcastic and poking fun at those whiners, right?
Erm, yeah. Doy. And I was agreeing with you.I can count to potato.
WWJLHD?Hypertionb14_ESO wrote: »another topic that cant see past its own farts.0 -
Hail_Sithis✭✭Hail_Sithis wrote: »You know I was being sarcastic and poking fun at those whiners, right?
Erm, yeah. Doy. And I was agreeing with you.
Bah, my first derp moment on these forums. It was bound to happen.
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Uviryth✭✭✭✭✭No ability needs to be nerfed. Nerfing is bending to the crybaby-community. And Zenimax doesnt need that.
I hope they leave things as they are. Maybe some of the "NERF!"-Screamers quit and the adults can play on their own then.Edited by Uviryth on 9 May 2014 09:170 -
Hail_Sithis✭✭Ah, which reminds me, I didn't add the part regarding logic."Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
"What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence." - Christopher Hitchens0
