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I will annihilate you all! (In game)
Diaboli
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I've been gearing up and I have been watching you all REAL close! It's comin`, and soon. Sitting there, high on the hog safe in your fortresses while I have been doing pushups, situps, drinking kwama eggs raw, letting strong guys punch me in the stomach! You are NOTHING! NOOOTHIIING!
I'm gonna make fur coats out of the Khajiit and I'm gonna make Argonian leather boots! I'm gonna burn down Elden Root and I'm gonna bodyslam the Summerset Isles onto Betnikh! I'm not gonna rip the elves into pieces to I can hear their wimpy crying. I'm gonna shove Highrock off a cliff and then, THEN, I am gonna come for the Imperial City, and when I get there, I am gonna be all swollen up and TOTALLY ANGRY!
I'm gonna grab the chains at the dolmens and I'm gonna drag Coldharbour into Tamriel, and then I am gonna choke Molag Bal with them, then I am gonna eat him. Then, I'm gonna use the dolmens to drag everything into Tamriel, EVEN REAL LIFE and then I will fight you all in the SEVEN SIDED RING OF FIRE, all at once.
Consider yourself warned. REALLY warned. DOUBLE WARNED, ONE WARNING FOR EACH OF MY FISTS!
I'm gonna make fur coats out of the Khajiit and I'm gonna make Argonian leather boots! I'm gonna burn down Elden Root and I'm gonna bodyslam the Summerset Isles onto Betnikh! I'm not gonna rip the elves into pieces to I can hear their wimpy crying. I'm gonna shove Highrock off a cliff and then, THEN, I am gonna come for the Imperial City, and when I get there, I am gonna be all swollen up and TOTALLY ANGRY!
I'm gonna grab the chains at the dolmens and I'm gonna drag Coldharbour into Tamriel, and then I am gonna choke Molag Bal with them, then I am gonna eat him. Then, I'm gonna use the dolmens to drag everything into Tamriel, EVEN REAL LIFE and then I will fight you all in the SEVEN SIDED RING OF FIRE, all at once.
Consider yourself warned. REALLY warned. DOUBLE WARNED, ONE WARNING FOR EACH OF MY FISTS!
If I throw a dog a bone, I don't care to know how it tastes... - Brick Top
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Ri_Dariit✭✭✭This one senses the meddling with skooma.Fusozay Var VarJaji kor nirni. Ri'Dariit ahnurr shir Gouranga an vasa rid-t'har.4 -
AreoHotah✭✭✭✭Challange accepted. I'm in auriels campaig, ebonhart.
Hota'hHota'h, Dual-wield/bow full medium armor NB Khajiit from day 1.
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Drew✭This kind of nord roleplayers is the reason why my dunmer joined Dominion."You're smart. Get corprus disease. Get killed by corprus monsters. Get killed by Vistha-Kai. A very good plan. Plunder the dungeon of a 4000-year-old wizard. What could be easier?"1 -
Zubba✭✭✭Awesome. Simply awesome! Keep going mate. Thats the spirit.Add PvP loot drops for some risk/reward in this game.
Captain Morgan Society
Zub
How'd ya feel like scraping the barncles off me rudder.. Matey..1 -
lao✭✭✭✭I've been gearing up and I have been watching you all REAL close! It's comin`, and soon. Sitting there, high on the hog safe in your fortresses while I have been doing pushups, situps, drinking kwama eggs raw, letting strong guys punch me in the stomach! You are NOTHING! NOOOTHIIING!
I'm gonna make fur coats out of the Khajiit and I'm gonna make Argonian leather boots! I'm gonna burn down Elden Root and I'm gonna bodyslam the Summerset Isles onto Betnikh! I'm not gonna rip the elves into pieces to I can hear their wimpy crying. I'm gonna shove Highrock off a cliff and then, THEN, I am gonna come for the Imperial City, and when I get there, I am gonna be all swollen up and TOTALLY ANGRY!
I'm gonna grab the chains at the dolmens and I'm gonna drag Coldharbour into Tamriel, and then I am gonna choke Molag Bal with them, then I am gonna eat him. Then, I'm gonna use the dolmens to drag everything into Tamriel, EVEN REAL LIFE and then I will fight you all in the SEVEN SIDED RING OF FIRE, all at once.
Consider yourself warned. REALLY warned. DOUBLE WARNED, ONE WARNING FOR EACH OF MY FISTS!
bro please
do you even lift?1 -
Diaboli✭✭✭Taleof2Cities wrote: »Great job, OP, great job. If you need a sorc backup let me know ...
THE REVOLUTION BEGINS! My influence grows!
Go change your pants, the rest of you trembling mortals, I'll wait. Don't want to get excretion on my armor.If I throw a dog a bone, I don't care to know how it tastes... - Brick Top0 -
Diaboli✭✭✭Vampires and werewolves turn into REAL MEN AND WOMEN when I bite them!If I throw a dog a bone, I don't care to know how it tastes... - Brick Top0
