I've been gearing up and I have been watching you all REAL close! It's comin`, and soon. Sitting there, high on the hog safe in your fortresses while I have been doing pushups, situps, drinking kwama eggs raw, letting strong guys punch me in the stomach! You are NOTHING! NOOOTHIIING!
I'm gonna make fur coats out of the Khajiit and I'm gonna make Argonian leather boots! I'm gonna burn down Elden Root and I'm gonna bodyslam the Summerset Isles onto Betnikh! I'm not gonna rip the elves into pieces to I can hear their wimpy crying. I'm gonna shove Highrock off a cliff and then, THEN, I am gonna come for the Imperial City, and when I get there, I am gonna be all swollen up and TOTALLY ANGRY!
I'm gonna grab the chains at the dolmens and I'm gonna drag Coldharbour into Tamriel, and then I am gonna choke Molag Bal with them, then I am gonna eat him. Then, I'm gonna use the dolmens to drag everything into Tamriel, EVEN REAL LIFE and then I will fight you all in the SEVEN SIDED RING OF FIRE, all at once.
Consider yourself warned. REALLY warned. DOUBLE WARNED, ONE WARNING FOR EACH OF MY FISTS!
If I throw a dog a bone, I don't care to know how it tastes... - Brick Top