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Things You Don't Get to Say Often

Flipityflu
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I rescued Dumbledore with the help of a civil servant from the Ministry of Silly Walks

The salty tears of Meta
  • Vahrokh
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    "Today I haven't experienced a bug".
  • ArchMikem
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    "Wow that was a challenging Quest."

    "Zone chat in Cyrodiil is pretty tame today."

    "My furry milkshake brings all the Nords to the yard..."
    CP2,100 Master Explorer - AvA Two Star Warlord - Console Peasant - Khajiiti Aficionado - The Clan
    Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!
  • AlienatedGoat
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    "PvP is fun."
    PC-NA Goat - Bleat Bleat Baaaa
  • Rain_Greyraven
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    "Wow that was really nice of the community...guess they're not always toxic douchenozzles."

    Okay we all know that will never happen.
    "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.”

    ― Robert E. Howard


    So you want to be a game developer? Here is the best way to go about it.
  • Sheezabeast
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    Wow I saw a Gamemaster in game today!
    Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!
  • jainiadral
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    I found the item I was looking for at a guild trader!
  • Lichbourne90
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    "Nerf Sorcs"
  • Anrose
    Anrose
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    “I want to log in to ESO today.”
  • Vanthras79
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    "Look at how nice the community is being towards the devs."

    -Seriously guys can we have some class?
    Norion Germain - Telvanni Wizard, Covenant Battle Mage, Mage's Guild Magister, Resident of Daggerfall Overlook, Lord of Tel Galen, Psijic Monk, Antiquarian, Breton Scholar, and Traveler.

  • kadochka
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    ArchMikem wrote: »
    "My furry milkshake brings all the Nords to the yard..."
    'and their swords are bigger then yours..'



    *aggressive coughing*
    if I could make another character, their name would be Cries-For-Character-Slots. AKA, I need more.

  • Oberstein
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    bad words
    History, like a human being, is thirsty when it wakes from its slumber…History wants to drink up an enormous amount of blood. And even if history has tired of drinking blood, that’s only in regards to the amount. But what about quality? The larger the sacrifice is, the more delighted the cruel gods will be.
  • Sylianwe
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    The Psijic Order questline was really short!
    Edited by Sylianwe on 16 May 2022 22:33
    The mind is a walled garden, even death can not touch the flowers blooming there 🌹
  • Tsar_Gekkou
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    "I found an Advancing Yokeda dagger."
    Xbox NA healer main
    vAA HM | vHRC HM | vSO HM | vMoL HM | vHoF HM | vAS+2 | vCR+3 | vBRP | vSS HM | vKA HM | vRG HM |
    Flawless Conqueror | Spirit Slayer | Dro-mA'thra Destroyer | Tick-Tock-Tormentor | Immortal Redeemer | Gryphon Heart | Godslayer | Dawnbringer | Planesbreaker |
  • Kadoin
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    "I found an Advancing Yokeda dagger."

    :D

    For me, it's "I found a combat physician shield"

    At least I have a 2H...Guess I should be happy...
  • paulychan
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    It's huge
  • Valrien
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    Vanthras79 wrote: »
    "Look at how nice the community is being towards the devs."

    -Seriously guys can we have some class?

    Maybe once they make a good game, yes we can
    Valrien Dravic -- Level 50 Dunmeri Sorcerer (EP)
    Garahel Dravic -- Level 50 Bosmeri Nightblade (EP)
    Tamriel Unlimited was a mistake. One Tamriel was a bigger mistake
  • Mr_Walker
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    That was an unusually short loading screen.
  • pzschrek
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    Vanthras79 wrote: »

    -Seriously guys can we have some class?

    Yes, as soon as they display some understanding of their profession to warrant it.

    “The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.”
  • Jolipinator
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    Gosh, that Nord family at the next table sure is quiet.
    PS5 EU.
  • Undefwun
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    "Wow that bow/bow dps was great in that last dungeon pug"

    "I have too many BSW Inferno staves"

    "That BG was cheese free"

    Drank Sinatra Sr - PvP Magblade - DC
    Juggathot - PvP Mag Sorc - DC
    Jedi Mind Crits - PvP A-Hole Bowblade - DC
    Dollar Store Thor - PvP Stamplar - DC
    The Bone Sumpremacy - baby Stamcro - DC
    Wârden Freeman - PvP Stamden - DC (on hold)
    Lauryn Heal - PvE Magplar DPS - DC

    Lil Orc Chop - PvP Stam Sorc - EP
    Hamuel L Jackson - PvE DPS & PvP Stam DK - EP
    Chandler Bling - PvP Magden - EP

    Mahalia Lightborn - exiled crafting toon - cos you know, she's AD
  • jrgray93
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    I have so many friends and people who care about me.


    Oh, was this supposed to be ESO specific?
    EP: Slania Isara : Harambe Was an Inside Job
  • Ostacia
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    "Oh my gosh! I have SO much space in my bag/bank!"
    PC/ NA
    Imagination is the real and eternal world of which this vegetable universe is but a faint shadow. -- William Blake
  • TempPlayer
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    "You're welcome"
  • xievis21ub17_ESO
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    "WHOA, that was really nice for 1 person to stick around long enough in this dungeon, so I could turn my quest in finally, after my 10th time in here, hopen for as much!"

  • Salvas_Aren
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    It's ok to loot every container and screenshot every corner. We got plenty of time ...


    assuming that having never said such a thing and lacking any ambition to say it counts as "not so often." >:)
  • yodased
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    whew, I didn't think that would be so bloody.
    Tl;dr really weigh the fun you have in game vs the business practices you are supporting.
  • dazee
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    Wow that loading screen took less than 10 minutes!
    Playing your character the way your character should play is all that matters. Play as well as you can but never betray the character. Doing so would make playing an mmoRPG pointless.
  • Tasear
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    Hmm... this is actually hard question. Something I haven't talk about... something I haven't made a thread.
  • Silver_Strider
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    That PUG was great.
    9/10 times I get a terrible group that can't handle a simple DPS check.
    Argonian forever
  • Karmanorway
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    Wow its 9 pm and cyrodiil performs even better then my houses :D
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