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If you want a laugh, read ESO reviews on amazon!

  • Storymaster
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    The facsimile of your mind equals reality. 5 stars

    This simultaneously reminds me of David Lynch and The Astronomer's Apprentice quest in Clockwork City.

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  • madeeh91rwb17_ESO
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    Go and play a single player RPG.

    I do.
    Like i said, i only PvP in this game.

    And this is why this is not as successful as it could have been.
    Edited by madeeh91rwb17_ESO on 6 November 2017 14:11
  • rotaugen454
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    I wonder how many of the people rating it as one star have 3,000+ hours in the game? For some reason, I feel there are at least a few.
    "Get off my lawn!"
  • mirta000b16_ESO
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    And this is why this is not as successful as it could have been.

    This is fairly successful for an MMO.

    As for RPG series go, it's always best to not consider MMOs as part of that chronology. Both are different kind of beasts. Would I wish we had TESVI? I do. However I don't think that we would be better off if ESO was never made or if it was singleplayer.
  • Joosef_Kivikilpi
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    "DO NOT PURCHASE THIS SCAM! This game advertises "No subscription necessary" directly on the box, THIS IS A LIE! You must still pay extra to play the game you purchase via a playstation plus subscriptiin. I paid $50 for the gold edition and am inable to play the game due to this scam! Do not be frauded by Bethesda, Zenimax, Sony, and Microsoft! This has 1 star only because it is required. It deserves none."


    Because, you know, to play online with consoles, you need a subscription... and it is even named "Elder Scrolls... Online" hahaha
  • Odovacar
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    Some people will never be satisfied and what do those people do nowadays? They go gripe to reviews, lol. I usually utilize reviews to give a compliment to something I thoroughly enjoyed, but to go B**** about things because of personal dislike seems a little ridiculous, IMO. To each their own I suppose...still hilarious to read through them though thanks OP!
  • Joosef_Kivikilpi
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    Odovacar wrote: »
    Some people will never be satisfied and what do those people do nowadays? They go gripe to reviews, lol. I usually utilize reviews to give a compliment to something I thoroughly enjoyed, but to go B**** about things because of personal dislike seems a little ridiculous, IMO. To each their own I suppose...still hilarious to read through them though thanks OP!

    My friend, Odovacar, just please remember to "not be frauded" by ZOS and Bethesda. hahaha New quote of my life.
  • Cpt_Teemo
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    You do realize this was a year old post
  • pod88kk
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    MattT1988 wrote: »
    LOL at the poor *** that got the Spanish version.

    El Vestige-O :D:D:D
  • magictucktuck
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    No lives? The game has been out for 3 years on PC and 2 years on console. Of course people playing since then are dominating the game. :D

    i know this is old, but lets face it were nerds...
    PC-NA

    Necromancer

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  • Cpt_Teemo
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    No lives? The game has been out for 3 years on PC and 2 years on console. Of course people playing since then are dominating the game. :D

    i know this is old, but lets face it were nerds...

    It was also 3 years at the time they posted, now its 4 years lol
  • magictucktuck
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    "DO NOT PURCHASE THIS SCAM! This game advertises "No subscription necessary" directly on the box, THIS IS A LIE! You must still pay extra to play the game you purchase via a playstation plus subscriptiin. I paid $50 for the gold edition and am inable to play the game due to this scam! Do not be frauded by Bethesda, Zenimax, Sony, and Microsoft! This has 1 star only because it is required. It deserves none."


    Because, you know, to play online with consoles, you need a subscription... and it is even named "Elder Scrolls... Online" hahaha

    hahaha this is why i dont like people
    PC-NA

    Necromancer

    Flawless Conqueror

    https://www.magictucktuck.com for my builds and guides!
  • Rain_Greyraven
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    Most of the 1 star reviews on amazon reviews are from the angry army zombies, before he lost most of his credibility with the Battlefield 5 shilling, I have my issues with ESO which I have been very vocal about, but lets face it, this is one of the top 3 MMo's available, and has no issues with population or raking in a metric shitonne of cash.
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    ― Robert E. Howard


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  • Joosef_Kivikilpi
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    Cpt_Teemo wrote: »
    You do realize this was a year old post

    Definitely aware of it. Looking up recent reviews of ESO and this thread came up ;D
  • Turelus
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    Angry reviews are always the most telling, either about the product or the person reviewing it.

    Also INB4 Necromancy lock (ZOS hates necromancers!)
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
  • Odovacar
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    Odovacar wrote: »
    Some people will never be satisfied and what do those people do nowadays? They go gripe to reviews, lol. I usually utilize reviews to give a compliment to something I thoroughly enjoyed, but to go B**** about things because of personal dislike seems a little ridiculous, IMO. To each their own I suppose...still hilarious to read through them though thanks OP!

    My friend, Odovacar, just please remember to "not be frauded" by ZOS and Bethesda. hahaha New quote of my life.

    HAHA :D
  • JD2013
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    Oh thread so dead.
    Writing in pain.
    Arise, arise to post again! :D
    Sweetrolls for all!

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  • generalmyrick
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    Cpt_Teemo wrote: »
    You do realize this was a year old post

    Definitely aware of it. Looking up recent reviews of ESO and this thread came up ;D

    i agree.

    you're encouraged to search before posting, but you get talked to if you use the old thread.

    why search if you have can't comment on the old thread?
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    Knowledge, freedom, uncertainty and the brutal truths of reality (red pill)
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