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Popular Sayings From NPCs In Game

  • FriedEggSandwich
    FriedEggSandwich
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    You mess with the bear; you get the claws.
    PC | EU
  • mb10
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    You mess with the bear; you get the claws.


    @FriedEggSandwich

    LOL how can i forget such a classic?
  • mb10
    mb10
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    "The Shehai of the first rank Ansei sank Yokuda, this warrior Shehai is beyond first rank"


    Hel Ra grinders will know
  • Tryxus
    Tryxus
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    "An explosion?! Quick, run to the nearest tavern"

    Another fav of mine from Hiath:

    "Seriously, EXAMINE THE TILES!"
    Edited by Tryxus on 26 December 2016 01:22
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
    Tryxus - Guardian of the Green - Warden - PC/EU
  • bebynnag
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    Molec wrote: »
    "The Wood Elf known as Finedrin has been found guilty of the following crimes: Stealing rotten tomatoes and other refuse from stablemaster Semiral's midden-heap, Dumping said refuse on the head of the Altmer commander, Faruin during his visit to the clanmother, And finally, knocking over the cart of Atrius the merchant while attempting to avoid capture. For all of these crimes, this one sentences him to the stocks until such time as he shows proper repentance!"

    Rawlkha is the most convenient town as the bank and guild traders are directly next to the wayshrine with a general merchant close by, however the above saying makes Rawl a repetitive mess if you have the speech volume turned up..

    after getting master angler i stood on 'that' rock and filleted 4,000+ fish... this speach on repeat in the background when chatting to guildies! uh!
  • LadyNalcarya
    LadyNalcarya
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    "Well, that was unfortunate!"
    Battlemaster is so hilariously cheesy.
    Dro-m'Athra Destroyer | Divayth Fyr's Coadjutor | Voice of Reason

    PC/EU
  • LrdRahvin
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    I couldn't be bothered to actually read the thread so apologies if someone has already said this-


    From Launch era: "Ranser, you madman" being spammed to everyone in the zone every 2 seconds.
  • Annalyse
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    Ilsabet wrote: »
    RebornV3x wrote: »
    The most annoying line in TESO is in the town of Ebonheart in Stonefalls some random nord NPC will say "hey there fancy man fall on any swords latly" for some reason this sets me off and I will not go back to Ebonheart because of it I once went on a killing spree to see if I could shut up the NPC but you can't

    You'll be pleased to know that his dialogue is no longer audible to the general populace, only the people who have his quest.

    Personally I miss him. :(

    It makes me so sad! I used to hear it so often that I briefly started calling my cat Fancy Man. Granted, I didn't ask him if he had fallen on any swords lately, but I did admittedly say "fancy man" with the same inflections as the NPC in the game.
  • BlazingDynamo
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    "And then I said, that's what she said!"
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