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Console Players, discuss your most amusing experience(s) with Text Chat!
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xilfxlegion✭✭✭✭✭as i landed at the wayshrine in kvatch -- all i see in zone chat is " i will trade my virginity for that necklace " .
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✭✭✭CapnPhoton wrote: »What I saw in chat a few days ago:
To the zone: 'I think I just crapped myself brb'
responses from others:
'didnt need to know'
'ew'
'tmi'
response from the op: 'sorry was supposed to be a tell'
others: 'still too much info'
'well that depends'
WC awkward moments XDGuildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
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SolarCat02✭✭✭✭✭Mostly I just see people spamming things from their inventory or begging for stuff, unfortunately.
Plus an occasional guild post asking if anyone is interested in joining up to run something specific (PvP, dungeon, normal Trial, role for a dungeon where someone had to drop out, etc).
I haven't really seen anything amusing happen, sorry.
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✭✭✭SolarCat02 wrote: »Mostly I just see people spamming things from their inventory or begging for stuff, unfortunately.
Plus an occasional guild post asking if anyone is interested in joining up to run something specific (PvP, dungeon, normal Trial, role for a dungeon where someone had to drop out, etc).
I haven't really seen anything amusing happen, sorry.
Give it some time, it's all about right place at the right time lol
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Forsakiin✭✭✭In Stormhaven today, a level 30 player stripped naked and ran around the undaunted enclave spamming "charity charity I'm poor". I thought he was just having some fun and not taking himself too seriously, but when I went to do the dailies and came back an hour later he was still there doing the same thing. At that point I realised that he was just a bit thick in the ol' skull instead. Everyone completely blanked him which was nice to see.
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✭✭✭Most amusing experience is that I can't find the /group chat shortcut when I'm in a group. Does it exist?1 -
UltimaJoe777✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭brandonv516 wrote: »Most amusing experience is that I can't find the /group chat shortcut when I'm in a group. Does it exist?
/g or /pGuildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
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✭✭✭UltimaJoe777 wrote: »brandonv516 wrote: »Most amusing experience is that I can't find the /group chat shortcut when I'm in a group. Does it exist?
/g or /p
Guess I should have specified...it's for console. The shortcuts are all listed on the left side so you don't have to type them out. I just can't find group.Edited by brandonv516 on 6 September 2016 23:000 -
UltimaJoe777✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭brandonv516 wrote: »UltimaJoe777 wrote: »brandonv516 wrote: »Most amusing experience is that I can't find the /group chat shortcut when I'm in a group. Does it exist?
/g or /p
Guess I should have specified...it's for console. The shortcuts are all listed on the left side so you don't have to type them out. I just can't find group.
They are? I never see anything like that lol I just have a list I got from PC Text Chat, I believe Enodoc provided it, then tested and modified it as need be to clarify what works and what doesn't, as well as what's just duplicate.Edited by UltimaJoe777 on 6 September 2016 23:04Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
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✭A friend sending an area text saying "I'm Pooping" on the first day
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✭✭✭RAGUNAnoOne wrote: »A friend sending an area text saying "I'm Pooping" on the first day
I'd respond all like "Nobody gives a crap"
Edited by UltimaJoe777 on 6 September 2016 23:54Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
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✭✭✭Going from PC to PS4, I was quite pleased to have that garbage off my screen. Now that it's on console, I keep it toggled off permanently.0 -
brandonv516✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭UltimaJoe777 wrote: »brandonv516 wrote: »UltimaJoe777 wrote: »brandonv516 wrote: »Most amusing experience is that I can't find the /group chat shortcut when I'm in a group. Does it exist?
/g or /p
Guess I should have specified...it's for console. The shortcuts are all listed on the left side so you don't have to type them out. I just can't find group.
They are? I never see anything like that lol I just have a list I got from PC Text Chat, I believe Enodoc provided it, then tested and modified it as need be to clarify what works and what doesn't, as well as what's just duplicate.
Yeah at least on xbox. You press left on the d pad and select the shortcut you want from the list. I do believe /group does not exist.0 -
Xelrick✭✭✭Well I went to Grantwood and told people they could see special stats by typing /camp o.- and how they played by typing /playedXelrick: "Do not mix chaos with madness. It will only lead to unexplored adventures."0 -
UltimaJoe777✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Well I went to Grantwood and told people they could see special stats by typing /camp o.- and how they played by typing /played
Well the latter is real but the former I've never even heard of. If it's for real what does it do?brandonv516 wrote: »UltimaJoe777 wrote: »brandonv516 wrote: »UltimaJoe777 wrote: »brandonv516 wrote: »Most amusing experience is that I can't find the /group chat shortcut when I'm in a group. Does it exist?
/g or /p
Guess I should have specified...it's for console. The shortcuts are all listed on the left side so you don't have to type them out. I just can't find group.
They are? I never see anything like that lol I just have a list I got from PC Text Chat, I believe Enodoc provided it, then tested and modified it as need be to clarify what works and what doesn't, as well as what's just duplicate.
Yeah at least on xbox. You press left on the d pad and select the shortcut you want from the list. I do believe /group does not exist.
I actually chat from the non-fullscreen text chatbox so yeah I'm used to the commands lolGuildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
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ArchMikem✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭People in Wrothgar have been bypassing the profanity filter by putting dots between each letter. I found it somewhat humorous that people actually put that much effort in so they know other players can see their profanity, even if they have the censor enabled. Like they need some kind of validation.CP2,100 Master Explorer - AvA One Star General - Console Peasant - Khajiiti Aficionado - The Clan
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Xelrick✭✭✭UltimaJoe777 wrote: »
/camp is a text command to log out character, but people without knowing that would try it for special statsXelrick: "Do not mix chaos with madness. It will only lead to unexplored adventures."0 -
UltimaJoe777✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭People in Wrothgar have been bypassing the profanity filter by putting dots between each letter. I found it somewhat humorous that people actually put that much effort in so they know other players can see their profanity, even if they have the censor enabled. Like they need some kind of validation.
That's pretty much in every game lolUltimaJoe777 wrote: »
/camp is a text command to log out character, but people without knowing that would try it for special stats
So basically another copy command that doubles as a means of trolling, gotcha.
Personally, I wouldn't buy that bit about showing stats anyway lolEdited by UltimaJoe777 on 7 September 2016 02:07Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
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Burning_Talons✭✭✭✭✭Seeing ERP somewhere in the rift was hilarious as OFC i went to area chat and started drama0
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✭✭✭Burning_Talons wrote: »Seeing ERP somewhere in the rift was hilarious as OFC i went to area chat and started drama
Well technically drama is a factor in RP so more power to ya lolGuildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
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ArchMikem✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭UltimaJoe777 wrote: »People in Wrothgar have been bypassing the profanity filter by putting dots between each letter. I found it somewhat humorous that people actually put that much effort in so they know other players can see their profanity, even if they have the censor enabled. Like they need some kind of validation.
That's pretty much in every game llo
Says a lot about what kind of person these players are.
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Nova Sky✭✭✭✭✭Hmm. I haven't seen anything overly exciting yet in text chat on the PS4 — mainly folks trying to sell things in Stormhaven or LFG for dailies and, in Wrothgar, people coordinating with each other to take down WBs, much like dominoes."Wheresoever you go, go with all of your heart."1 -
Splattercat_83✭✭✭✭Someone in a trading guild I'm in posted the mind shriven skin. This is the second time he'd had it.
"OMG I'LL BUY IT. 500K"
"I can't sell it"
"WTF? Fine, 1mil"
"lol, I can't"
"Wow man. Thanks for helping a guild member out."
(someone else joined in) "it's bound. He can't trade it"
"no it's not, he's just being a selfish ****"
(someone else again) it's bound you idiot
"no it's not, my friend bought it"
"from the crown store lol"
"no, he said a player"
"he's lieing, he can't.
"well he did, you're all just being ****"
It then popped up he'd been kicked from the guild.
Also, wayrest is always full of idiots spouting crap. Nothing will ever beat the girl asking if someone would run vma for her and she'd send them her dirty knickers. Then 3 guys instantly saying they'd do it haha
Be funny if they were size 70 with a skidmark the size of small bike tire0 -
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✭✭✭UltimaJoe777 wrote: »leepalmer95 wrote: »I got called a F****** T*** loser because i called some guy out who was trying to sell alloys for double the price.
Best thing i've seen is some guy saying 'sharpened and penetration is bugged, there is no armour mitigation at the moment so precise is best in slot, it's a new bug. ... Buy my precise sword for only 200k...'
I just laughed.
I got one that's on par with that: Someone was willing to pay someone to run Maelstrom for him... And he was serious!
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Stoopid_Nwah✭✭✭✭Random: "Wtb lich pants"
Everyone else: lol good luck, they don't exist
Random again: No I meant lich boots!
poor guy. Most of us just started coming up with stuff like wtb sharpened lich swords and destro staff lol...probably was a bit much, but couldn't help myself. 1 -
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✭I was being entertained while running around Craglorn while two seemingly alpha males, type A personality, battling wits of words on zone chat. Unfortunately, I had to leave to go join a dungeon. Damn.. and I still had lots of popcorn left over.1 -
CapnPhoton✭✭✭✭✭In /zone: 'Will take my clothes off for help with (a zone boss, forgot the name)'
I wish I had thought of that
Though it would probably violate TOS. I've been camping the giant and his mammoth in The Rift for a week, trying to get help. Besides a few group dungeons. it's the last thing I need in Cadwell's silver. Edited by CapnPhoton on 8 September 2016 16:16Xbox One NA Aldmeri Dominion0 -
Hallothiel✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Nothing at all interesting. Nothing. Either guild stuff about gear / groups or......nothing. Very disappointed. Where are all the salacious comments & rude behaviours have heard about?!
Or are those on PS4 EU a more civil type of folk?
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