Khajiit put a bug in @Athas24 's pillow last night. This one can still hear his screams and the dull thud of a defenceless bug being beaten into the fibres. Perhaps he wanted to keep it as a reminder forever?
This one will need to double check all her linens before bed.
Khajiit has learned that Nord and Bird dislike finding week old fish bones in their saddlebags. This one thought she was being kind by returning the "container" or fish meat delivery system. This one was hurt by their look of annoyance and disgust.
As Sidney understands, people (even Nords!) may get angry when hungry she has vowed to better show her thanks and appreciation for free delicacies.
She returned the bones with half of the fish still attached and ready for consuming to their packs.
Khajiit is again looking to extend our crew. This one feels it's been too long since we had an adventure and investigations into who tried to set Sidney up are slow. She is currently planning sneaky gifts for some friends.
Khajiit would like to officially ask for assistance in collecting fish as a gift for Nord, Bird, Raj and Remiroo. @remilafo is often neglected when it comes to Khajiit sneaking gifts into her friends saddlebags and feels she should try harder to sneak something delicious into his bags.
Perhaps a slaughterfish, as a reminder of the dangers that lurk in our world but also a reminder that we can conquer them.
All we need is fishing line, a freeze spell, a hammer and a vicious rage that burns inside of you, pushing you to claim revenge upon these evil (yet edible! Never forget the edible part!) creatures that fly into murderous fits of rage every time someone decides to take a swim.
This one has been running around all day taking items out of people's drawers that were placed there by @Sidney . . . This one does not believe Roo understands what "good gifts" are for some of the crew.... 1/2 used longfin's tend to make the crew irritable.
...OverTwerked & Underpaid. Rajaat04 in game @Athas24 on forums
Khajiit has noticed that nobody seems to be happy about the longfin she left. Perhaps they are greedy and want the entire thing? Maybe this one should double up on the leftovers she hands out.
Maybe a different fish! This one thinks her earlier idea of a slaughterfish, doubling as both a delicious and nutritious meal as well as a reminder to be safe will do well.
Sidney wondered about giving her crew a whole fish each but has decided to take half of each fish and put it into a stew for a new recipe she is working on: Sea Surprise! It contains 7 different types of fish and a few vegetables and one secret ingredient.
How exciting it will be to prepare a surprise for everyone!
Sidney wonders if @Poncho88 found the lucky fish head she left in his armor linings. Hopefully it has brought him riches.
While he "appreciates" the mangy Khajiit's gesture of providing him with fresh samples to raise as thralls, an army of piscine corpses is simply impractical for a multitude of reasons. The pungent odor alone would give away their positions.
He does spot a few samples of Perfect Roe amongst the rotting pile stuffed into his rucksack. He keeps this discovery to himself. He also dislikes the "affectionate" nickname of "Bird" that the foul-smelling Khajiit has given him.
Khajiit decided to hold off on sneaking the tasty fishes into her crews's bags until she finished making her Sea Surprise. This one has developed a wonderful pot of 7 different fishes and some other secret herbs and spices from around tamriel. From the very potent smell alone, she can tell it will taste amazing!
Sidney hopes the bowls don't tip over in their saddlebags and waste her delicious work.
While relaxing by a tree after a well fought dungeon this one wonders why his Senche Tiger is chasing its tail..... Upon further inspection the Senche was not chasing its tail but rather trying to get into this one's saddle bags because he smelled the "Sea Surprise." It's going to take some time for this one to get that smell out of his leather bags. Maybe it's best for him to just "trade bags" with someone in a nearby town... especially when this one's bags are now emptied of their contents.
...OverTwerked & Underpaid. Rajaat04 in game @Athas24 on forums
Just letting everyone know DoMB is still recruiting. We've gotten a few newer members lately so feel free to check us out at defilersofmolagbal.guildlaunch.com and apply if interested! We love new people! Especially the chatty ones!
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Khajiit noticed @Athas24 seems to have misplaced his pack and has a new one. Perhaps it was stolen? That would explain why all of his items seem to be new and replaced as well.
While inspecting her leader's new saddlebags, Sidney noticed there was no food in it. Not even a crumb! This one wonders if she should scour the towns in search of whoever stole his pack and deal with them. Yes. They shall pay.
In the mean time, worried that her leader may starve, Sidney cooked up an extra big batch of Sea Surprise to gift him as a way of saying "Khajiit cares for your well being, please do not starve to death."
After taking a nap in the mid afternoon at the local inn, this one decided to head out for the day's journey traveling to the next town. Hopefully the next town will have more who are interested in joining this one's clan of adventurers. As he traveled down the road towards the next villiage the afternoon sun began to shine from behind some clouds... it was then he noticed the smell.... *not more sea surprise dumped into this one's bags he thought to himself* *tear*
...OverTwerked & Underpaid. Rajaat04 in game @Athas24 on forums
*** Looking for more Active, Social and Fun members to increase our ranks. We consider ourselves a home based community of friends and are looking for others who desire or share this mentality. ***
...OverTwerked & Underpaid. Rajaat04 in game @Athas24 on forums
Khajiit found @Athas24 passed out last night. Two feet from his bed. Arm out stretched in a desperate attempt to will the blankets toward him.
*Sigh* This one knew his new friends were bad news. She could tell immediately that all they wanted was to get him drunk and rob him.
Of course, this one loves entertainment. So she kept her mouth shut about the fact that she had borrowed everything of value on him earlier in the day and watched them waste their night for nothing.
The look on their faces when they realized there was nothing to be had for all of their work. Almost as priceless as when each one blamed another and a brawl broke out in the tavern.
Sidney thinks it was quite possibly the best distraction she's ever seen as not a single one of them noticed when she borrowed all of their gold and jewels either.
Well...it appears this one has yet to master the tricks of the Jedi with his blankies.....hmm. One would think his good friends had it out for him with as much as they encouraged him to drink. One WOULD think that except this one didn't get stuck paying the bill. . . . Headache aside...T'was a successful evening
...OverTwerked & Underpaid. Rajaat04 in game @Athas24 on forums
It's been a good few days since this one has seen any random foodstuffs in his bags or had to worry about waking up to tail ribbons.... Yes it's been good, a bit dull this one supposes but good none the less. .. Perhaps it's time to travel to the next town to see if anyone else is interested in joining the group!
...OverTwerked & Underpaid. Rajaat04 in game @Athas24 on forums
I'm interested in joining the guild, but am new to the game. If I choose AD side of things, how would that affect my experience and ability to be a part of the guild since y'all are EP based?
Hey @Joromarr
Well, you wouldn't currently be able to do any content at all with 99% of the guild. The only time you would be able to is if someone had an AD alt or something. We don't reject people who are AD or DC but highly encourage them to make an EP character for their main because it's the only way you'll be able to do most things with us outside of using guild chat or voice chat.
...OverTwerked & Underpaid. Rajaat04 in game @Athas24 on forums