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  • Rodvic
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    What is this magical place?
  • JD2013
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    Rodvic wrote: »
    What is this magical place?

    A magical place called ... The madness shelter.
    Sweetrolls for all!

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    Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!
  • Xendyn
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    Rodvic wrote: »
    What is this magical place?

    It is a haven of sanity in our insane little world.
    Well, sometimes we are insane, too, but in a good way B)
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
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  • Rodvic
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    Sounds like my kind of place.
  • UrQuan
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    Auricle wrote: »
    So... Is this thread where the nice sane easily amused people live?

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    Rodvic wrote: »
    What is this magical place?
    This is the thread where we chill in a drama-free zone, have a little popcorn
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    and refrain from being serious.

    One time, about 20 or 30 pages ago, someone new came into this thread and got upset with the silly replies to his post. He failed to understand that this thread is the anti-serious.
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    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • Rodvic
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    I bring sweetrolls.
  • MissBizz
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    Rodvic wrote: »
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    I bring sweetrolls.

    That better not be @UrQuan's sweetroll... or you might get kicked out...
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  • JD2013
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    I bring Elsweyr Fondue, Black Briar mead and grilled leeks.
    Sweetrolls for all!

    Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC

    PC Beta Tester January 2014

    Elder of The Black
    Order of Sithis
    The Runners

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    Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!
  • UrQuan
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    Rodvic wrote: »
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    I bring sweetrolls.
    My sweetroll!!
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    Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
    Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
    Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)     		Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)     		Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • Rodvic
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    Rodvic wrote: »
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    I bring sweetrolls.
    My sweetroll!!

    I mean, you can have it back but I kinda licked it.....
  • MissBizz
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    So.. this thread

    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/218937/far-in-and-far-out-the-worst-part-of-the-update#latest

    got me thinking...

    How do you pronounce Orichalcum?
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  • Xendyn
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    I've always pronounced it

    Or-i (like the i in it) chal (like Chalman Keep) *** (let's not go there)


    lol at the censor
    Edited by Xendyn on 22 September 2015 21:08
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
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  • Cadbury
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    "MissBizz wrote: »

    How do you pronounce Orichalcum?


    "green rock thingy"
    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
  • MissBizz
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    Cadbury wrote: »
    "MissBizz wrote: »

    How do you pronounce Orichalcum?


    "green rock thingy"

    Yes, I think I'll go with that. Thanks for the effort @Xendyn lol
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  • Rodvic
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    Btw, Nords are the best race. Just saying.
  • Xendyn
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    Rodvic wrote: »
    Btw, Nords are the best race. Just saying.

    But I can swim faster than you.

    #ArgonianMasterRace
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
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  • MissBizz
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    Rodvic wrote: »
    Btw, Nords are the best race. Just saying.

    But I can swim faster than you.

    #ArgonianMasterRace

    Meh. As long as you're not a bunch of Orcs :D
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  • Cadbury
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    Xendyn wrote: »
    Rodvic wrote: »
    Btw, Nords are the best race. Just saying.

    But I can swim faster than you.

    #ArgonianMasterRace

    Meh. As long as you're not a bunch of Dunmer :D

    Oops noticed a typo there and fixed it for you. You're welcome B)
    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
  • Rodvic
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    Rodvic wrote: »
    Btw, Nords are the best race. Just saying.

    But I can swim faster than you.

    #ArgonianMasterRace

    Filthy lizards.
  • MissBizz
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    Cadbury wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    Xendyn wrote: »
    Rodvic wrote: »
    Btw, Nords are the best race. Just saying.

    But I can swim faster than you.

    #ArgonianMasterRace

    Meh. As long as you're not a bunch of Dunmer :D

    Oops noticed a typo there and fixed it for you. You're welcome B)

    Eh, they're not too pretty either. I'll take your correction ;)
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  • JD2013
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    Everyone knows Bretons are the master race.

    We throw wine and cheese at you lesser races.
    Sweetrolls for all!

    Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC

    PC Beta Tester January 2014

    Elder of The Black
    Order of Sithis
    The Runners

    @TamrielTraverse - For Tamriel related Twitter shenanigans!
    https://tamrieltraveller.wordpress.com/

    Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!
  • Enodoc
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    So.. this thread
    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/218937/far-in-and-far-out-the-worst-part-of-the-update#latest
    got me thinking...
    How do you pronounce Orichalcum?
    Xendyn wrote: »
    I've always pronounced it
    Or-i (like the i in it) chal (like Chalman Keep) *** (let's not go there)
    lol at the censor
    I usually go with Or-ee-cal-***; alternatively if I've feeling particularly Westcountry, Orrrrr-eeeee-cal-*** :)

    Hello profanity filter :D
    Edited by Enodoc on 22 September 2015 21:35
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  • JD2013
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    JD2013 wrote: »
    Everyone knows Bretons are the master race.

    We throw wine and cheese at you lesser races.

    [snip]

    There's no lol button anymore.

    Have a lol. I almost spat my tea out.

    [edited to remove quote]
    Edited by ZOS_Icy on 10 November 2024 19:17
    Sweetrolls for all!

    Christophe Mottierre - Breton Templar with his own whole darn estate! Templar Houses are so 2015. EU DC

    PC Beta Tester January 2014

    Elder of The Black
    Order of Sithis
    The Runners

    @TamrielTraverse - For Tamriel related Twitter shenanigans!
    https://tamrieltraveller.wordpress.com/

    Crafting bag OP! ZOS nerf pls!
  • Xendyn
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    Rodvic wrote: »
    Xendyn wrote: »
    Rodvic wrote: »
    Btw, Nords are the best race. Just saying.

    But I can swim faster than you.

    #ArgonianMasterRace

    Filthy lizards.

    Now now, simple insults won't do.
    You must be more creative. See other posts.
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
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  • WldKarde
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    Rodvic wrote: »
    Btw, Nords are the best race. Just saying.

    Ah those rascally Nords.

    Back in those wondrous times of April 2014, a MMO noob fired up ESO (as it was called in days of yore) and created a Nord DK named "WldKarde". We had many grand adventures the two of us. Killed a few things, died by mudcrabs more than once, and even made it to almost VR6 before the dreaded nerf hammer dropped for the first time on the games difficulty.

    Many new characters joined my life, and it was many months before I revisited my old Nord pal, only to be amazed that we had gotten so far in the journey while also making so many mistakes along the way. Can you believe I was trying to make 2 handed and no armor sets work back then? :p

    Yes L2P was my constant friend...Ok honestly it still is ;)

    So say what you will about the Nords...One of them helped me get my feet wet in this grand game and we still adventure together from time to time.

    A feisty Imperial Templar named "Dame WldKarde" may have stolen my heart and become my "main", but I'll always grateful for my old Nord friend.

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  • UrQuan
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    Xendyn wrote: »
    Rodvic wrote: »
    Btw, Nords are the best race. Just saying.

    But I can swim faster than you.

    #ArgonianMasterRace

    Meh. As long as you're not a bunch of Orcs :D
    Stop being such an anti-orcite! You know damn well my orc is pretty!
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    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • MissBizz
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    Xendyn wrote: »
    Rodvic wrote: »
    Btw, Nords are the best race. Just saying.

    But I can swim faster than you.

    #ArgonianMasterRace

    Meh. As long as you're not a bunch of Orcs :D
    Stop being such an anti-orcite! You know damn well my orc is pretty!
    PrettyOrc1_zpstkoss29f.jpg

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  • UrQuan
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    UrQuan wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    Xendyn wrote: »
    Rodvic wrote: »
    Btw, Nords are the best race. Just saying.

    But I can swim faster than you.

    #ArgonianMasterRace

    Meh. As long as you're not a bunch of Orcs :D
    Stop being such an anti-orcite! You know damn well my orc is pretty!
    PrettyOrc1_zpstkoss29f.jpg

    362a4237b969c98f799c2a228106ce16.jpg
    She's pretty!!!! Her teeth are endearing! Side note: suddenly I want to buy the evening dress costume for her...
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    J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)     		Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
    Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
    Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
    Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
    Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)     		Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
    Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
    Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
    Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
    Basks-in-the-Sunshine Argonian Temp
    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • Auricle
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    So.. this thread

    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/218937/far-in-and-far-out-the-worst-part-of-the-update#latest

    got me thinking...

    How do you pronounce Orichalcum?

    Like dis, says the internets. :smiley:
  • Xendyn
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    Auricle wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    So.. this thread

    http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/218937/far-in-and-far-out-the-worst-part-of-the-update#latest

    got me thinking...

    How do you pronounce Orichalcum?

    Like dis, says the internets. :smiley:

    damn, hard ch?
    Now I'm screwed lol
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
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