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MercyKilling✭✭✭✭✭Other. Really, you guys are smart and witty... surprise me!AlexDougherty wrote: »Basically Argonians crossbreeding with any mammalian species.
Argonians with breasts.
Mammals have breasts because they lactate to feed their young.
Reptilians do not feed their young, for they are hatched from eggs. Ergo, no lactation, ergo no breasts.I am not spending a single penny on the game until changes are made to the game that I want to see.
1) Remove having to be in a guild to sell items to other players at a kiosk.
2) Cosmetic modding for armor and clothing.
3) Difficulty slider.
4) Fully customizable player housing that isn't tied to anything in the game other than having the correct resources and enough gold to build. Don't tie it to PvP, guild membership, or anything at all. Oh, make it instanced so as not to take up world map space, too. Zeni screwed this one up already.
Any /one/ of these things implemented would get me spending again, maybe even subbing.0 -
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✭Dwemer as playable race. Because I want it!MercyKilling wrote: »AlexDougherty wrote: »Basically Argonians crossbreeding with any mammalian species.
Argonians with breasts.
Mammals have breasts because they lactate to feed their young.
Reptilians do not feed their young, for they are hatched from eggs. Ergo, no lactation, ergo no breasts.
Except that some traits from natural selection are made because of appearance. Perhaps Argonian women developed breasts similar to other species simply because that's what the males were interested in when looking for a mate. So the breasts did not come from lactating but from cosmetic selection.Edited by SFBryan18 on 9 August 2014 07:490 -
isengrimb16_ESO✭✭✭✭✭Dwemer as playable race. Because I want it!I said flying mounts because there was no jet ski option.
We need really bad weather, lightning and thunder. High winds that blow houses over and perhaps Tornadoes... Yeah, Tornadoes with Sharks inside.
Sharknadoes that suck in dragons and spew out Dwemer.
And also bring little girls to magical, insanity-ridden lands.MercyKilling wrote: »AlexDougherty wrote: »Basically Argonians crossbreeding with any mammalian species.
Argonians with breasts.
Mammals have breasts because they lactate to feed their young.
Reptilians do not feed their young, for they are hatched from eggs. Ergo, no lactation, ergo no breasts.
Except that some traits from natural selection are made because of appearance. Perhaps Argonian women developed breasts similar to other species simply because that's what the males were interested in when looking for a mate. So the breasts did not come from lactating but from cosmetic selection.
I can see that. The thing about sexual selection is, it doesn't have to make sense, and non-humans can be every bit as silly about aesthetics as humans. Witness the peacock; the only reason for the long tail is because the peahens like it. But the peacock is hindered from escaping predation with that thing; the ladies might like it a little bit longer, but males with too-long trains don't get to live to breed.
If Argonians had their native ideas of beauty twisted over centuries of being enslaved by mammals, then, sure, why not. Again, sexual selection doesn't have to make sense, it just has to not kill the individual before it can reach breeding age.
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Brizz✭✭✭✭Dragons! ... because ... uh ... DRAGONS!I think the most BADASS thing ZOS could do would be to implement dragons that swoop down randomly on players fighting in Cyrodiil...
and not tell us about it before hand...
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isengrimb16_ESO✭✭✭✭✭Dwemer as playable race. Because I want it!I think the most BADASS thing ZOS could do would be to implement dragons that swoop down randomly on players fighting in Cyrodiil...
and not tell us about it before hand...
"Stood in the fire" achievement, lol. First time it happened, I was fighting a pygmy and two hyaenas, and suddenly ....
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As others have mentioned, letting us visit Paarthurnax a thousand years or so early wouldn't break anything. We already know he's up there, after all.
There were Dwemer ghosts running around in Morrowind eight hundred years from now and it wouldn't be that much different from the undead Kothringi we already have.
The Akaviri rode dragons, so flying mounts isn't really lore breaking so much as a bad idea from a gameplay perspective. (I'd rather have more variety in land-based mounts anyway—what is this with everyone riding horses and no Guar, battlecats etc?) Although riding Cliffracers would be awesome, and would explain their extreme numbers later in history.
But what I really really want to see...is Wulfharth the Ash-King being revealed as a Goa'uld symbiote. Think about it! It explains how he keeps coming back as different people!
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Dwemer as playable race. Because I want it!Dragons are actually plausible if you know anything about TES lore. (not in the same capacity as skyrim)Sanguine's Beta Tester1 -
Zorrashi✭✭✭✭✭Other. Really, you guys are smart and witty... surprise me!Hmmm, all of the ideas seem silly to me.
Dragons, despite a few living right now, are far to prideful and resentful to the mortal races. So no to dragon mounts. Always.
In fact, flying mounts in general are not supported by lore (with the exception of dragons). But even if they were, I am against it for potential game disruption purposes.
ALL of the Dwemer are gone (minus that one old one). They went poof. Even if Dragon Break logic was used to allow their existence as a potential player race, I would still call foul play. I wouldn't be able to wrap my head around the existence of the nearly all powerful tribunal if the Dwemer were not gone.
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Dwemer as playable race. Because I want it!They already have Daedra that exist only in ESO, why not a special dragon? Dragon's existed during the 2nd era, an encounter/battle with one could be made possible, or even made into a super rare random event similar to summoners, saving travelers/merchants, dueling mages, etc.
Levitation magic also existed in the lore, so if not flying mounts, there's that. It was banned in the Empire during the 3rd Era, so it was still around in the 2nd Era.
If it was banned in the empire, why could i find all kinds of items in Morrowind that let me levitate?Sanguine's Beta Tester0 -
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✭✭Other. Really, you guys are smart and witty... surprise me!nicholaspingasb16_ESO wrote: »Dragons are actually plausible if you know anything about TES lore. (not in the same capacity as skyrim)
Plausible, um no.
Possible, but definately not plausible.People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
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Srugzal✭✭✭✭✭AlexDougherty wrote: »Dwemer, Dragons and Flying mounts are all silly and lore breaking, well there are a few acceptable flying mounts.
But the silliest Lore-Breaking idea I can come up with is a half-Human/half-Argonian cross breed. Or a half-Elf/half-Argonian cross breed, or half-Khajiit/half-Argonian crossbreed.
Basically Argonians crossbreeding with any mammalian species.
Once you endow, as it were, female reptiles with mammalian... features, anything is possible.0 -
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✭✭Other. Really, you guys are smart and witty... surprise me!AlexDougherty wrote: »Dwemer, Dragons and Flying mounts are all silly and lore breaking, well there are a few acceptable flying mounts.
But the silliest Lore-Breaking idea I can come up with is a half-Human/half-Argonian cross breed. Or a half-Elf/half-Argonian cross breed, or half-Khajiit/half-Argonian crossbreed.
Basically Argonians crossbreeding with any mammalian species.
Once you endow, as it were, female reptiles with mammalian... features, anything is possible.
True, but it was just supposed to be a silly lore-breaking idea.People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
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Passion rules reason
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Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
Wizard's fifth rule
Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
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Srugzal✭✭✭✭✭MercyKilling wrote: »AlexDougherty wrote: »Basically Argonians crossbreeding with any mammalian species.
Argonians with breasts.
Mammals have breasts because they lactate to feed their young.
Reptilians do not feed their young, for they are hatched from eggs. Ergo, no lactation, ergo no breasts.
Except that some traits from natural selection are made because of appearance. Perhaps Argonian women developed breasts similar to other species simply because that's what the males were interested in when looking for a mate. So the breasts did not come from lactating but from cosmetic selection.
By the same token, Khajiiti females should have how many pair? 3, 4?Edited by Srugzal on 9 August 2014 20:302 -
Insignia91✭✭✭Other. Really, you guys are smart and witty... surprise me!I want necromancer as a playable class.0 -
seaef✭✭✭✭✭I think the most BADASS thing ZOS could do would be to implement dragons that swoop down randomly on players fighting in Cyrodiil...
and not tell us about it before hand...
I love it but can you imagine all the whining that would cause?
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Emeliana✭✭✭Other. Really, you guys are smart and witty... surprise me!The silliest Lore breaking idea have been implemented - Armor Dye.
It now looks like San Fransisco Pride Festival in the towns.1 -
Thalmor_Pony✭✭Flying mounts. Because I want it.Why no flying mounts? They are not lore breaking. House Dres always used giant wasps to get around, patrol plantations and hunt slaves.0 -
Cyberdown✭✭✭I want Argonian and Khajit mounts.
I petition to make these two peasant races slaves again!1 -
Azzuria✭✭✭✭✭Dwemer as playable race. Because I want it!Thalmor_Pony wrote: »Why no flying mounts? They are not lore breaking. House Dres always used giant wasps to get around, patrol plantations and hunt slaves.
What, pray tell, would Nords use for flying mounts? Not sure there's wasp big enough to haul around 7 feet of heavily armored, drunken Northman.Brunhilda Icehammer - Nord Dragonknight, 'Smith & Enchantress 'What is 'ranged? I need to hit something!!'
Laehl Direthorn - Bosmer Nightblade, Purveyor of fine Clothes, Bows and Staves
Reeza gra-Zuni - Orc Templar 'War Shaman' and Apothecary
Noemi Snowpaw - Kajiit Dragon Knight - I laugh... or I'd have to kill you.
Kitera Dreamon - Breton of The Dominion: Because those Daggers don't appreciate a great Mage.
Lysara Shadowcroft - Dunmer Bloodmage: This will only hurt a lot.0 -
Karnus✭✭✭✭Other. Really, you guys are smart and witty... surprise me!Thalmor_Pony wrote: »Why no flying mounts? They are not lore breaking. House Dres always used giant wasps to get around, patrol plantations and hunt slaves.
What, pray tell, would Nords use for flying mounts? Not sure there's wasp big enough to haul around 7 feet of heavily armored, drunken Northman.
Valkyrie mounts! ..kinda gives Ride of the Valkyries a whole new meaning.
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Flying mounts. Because I want it.
How do you know there are no more?
The Dwemer are gone. That's it. Over. Done. No more.smeeprocketnub19_ESO wrote: »Wasn't there an in game book referencing argonian sexual practices?
Which is weird since they are egg layers.
Nothing states a race that lays eggs can't have sex.
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MercyKilling✭✭✭✭✭Other. Really, you guys are smart and witty... surprise me!NookyZooky wrote: »
I see your Batman fighting a shark with a lightsaber and raise you this:
http://youtu.be/9dghbyBaQyI
I am not spending a single penny on the game until changes are made to the game that I want to see.
1) Remove having to be in a guild to sell items to other players at a kiosk.
2) Cosmetic modding for armor and clothing.
3) Difficulty slider.
4) Fully customizable player housing that isn't tied to anything in the game other than having the correct resources and enough gold to build. Don't tie it to PvP, guild membership, or anything at all. Oh, make it instanced so as not to take up world map space, too. Zeni screwed this one up already.
Any /one/ of these things implemented would get me spending again, maybe even subbing.0 -
Azzuria✭✭✭✭✭Dwemer as playable race. Because I want it!Thalmor_Pony wrote: »Why no flying mounts? They are not lore breaking. House Dres always used giant wasps to get around, patrol plantations and hunt slaves.
What, pray tell, would Nords use for flying mounts? Not sure there's wasp big enough to haul around 7 feet of heavily armored, drunken Northman.
Valkyrie mounts! ..kinda gives Ride of the Valkyries a whole new meaning.
I approve this.Brunhilda Icehammer - Nord Dragonknight, 'Smith & Enchantress 'What is 'ranged? I need to hit something!!'
Laehl Direthorn - Bosmer Nightblade, Purveyor of fine Clothes, Bows and Staves
Reeza gra-Zuni - Orc Templar 'War Shaman' and Apothecary
Noemi Snowpaw - Kajiit Dragon Knight - I laugh... or I'd have to kill you.
Kitera Dreamon - Breton of The Dominion: Because those Daggers don't appreciate a great Mage.
Lysara Shadowcroft - Dunmer Bloodmage: This will only hurt a lot.1
