Writhing Wall Haikus (5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables)

IsharaMeradin · October 28

Two accounts total
Playing on two characters
Can not swap bound stuff

One needs, the other has
mail what I can, trash the rest
I'd like to suggest...

Glenmoril Wyrd stuff
gets put in witches grab bag
and curate the rest

Grec1a · October 29

I wish to complain.
Events are interrupting
my maintenances!

Deedleqwerty · October 29

A forever grind
Few rewards for the effort
I won't do Phase 2

Lexalious · October 29

ZOS told us we must
Grind hard or wall will stay up
FOMO is not fun

SilverBride · October 31

The quests keep going
The same, over and over
Don't do this again!

antihero_kazuma · November 1

Tedious gameplay
Refuse to buy content pass
Best of luck all. You need it.

Elvenheart · November 1

Everyone but us,
The ones on PC/NA,
Are now in Phase Two. 😢

dcrush · November 1

The writhing paywall
Is still up and shimmering
Will we reach the east?

SilverBride · November 2

This is no event
It is just endless grinding
So disappointed

SilverBride · November 2

The wall has beat me
It destroyed my will to play
I no longer care

StytchFingal · November 2

At the writhing wall
I feel anguish because ZoS
suckered me again

IsharaMeradin · November 2

There once was a time
that I could play all day long
but that time is gone

Too bad, it seems that
the developers expect
me to continue

I tried New World,
no friends, but it was still fine,
now it will be gone.

Skyrim, it was neat
and modded it could be cool
but I fall asleep

Mass Effect Trilogy
I get bored with the second
back to ESO I go.

Still there is a wall
A much taller wall, it seems,
that must be removed

When will it come down?
When will it be done? Who knows?
ZOS knows when.

My haikus are weird
and my rhyming is way off.
Do we really care?

Bethgael · November 2

Phase 1 is down now
Phase 2 is more of the same
No fun to be had

Calastir · November 2

Vacation now done
Less time to play but I'll
get paid for my work