Writhing Wall Haikus (5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables)

SilverBride · October 23

The Writhing Wall stands
Between the East and the West
We must bring it down

SilverBride · October 23

How to bring it down?
By grinding a lot of quests
Over and over

LootAllTheStuff · October 23

Doing daily quests
Acquiring more golden chests
One more known motif

Calastir · October 23

Did not buy battle pass
But participate anyway
Grind keeps me busy

raystormusa · October 23

Returned to base camp,
Rode up the slope and got stuck.
Stupid campfire.

raystormusa · October 23

Looted ten daedra,
Got zero vitrified souls.
Works as intended.

Recent · October 23

The whining wall cries
As our player morale dies
Event corpse for flies

SilverBride · October 23

I used to do all
Of the daily quests each day
Now I just do three.

Grec1a · October 23

I dream of seeing
A Stirk Fellowship motif
But my luck's run out

Llevndryn · October 23

The wall of souls writhes
The camp's flames choke
Only worms inside chests

SilverBride · October 23

I don't have the time
To grind for all these items
Must defeat the Crow

Leighlaa · October 23

Once-in-a-lifetime
an event I wish were done
so disappointed

Leighlaa · October 23

Not what I wanted
Not what any of us did
is it over yet?

SilverBride · October 24

Writhing Wall event
With the Witches Festival
Is just way too much

Leighlaa · October 24

Forget the dumb wall
I hunt ruby candleflies
Witch event or BUST!

raystormusa · October 24

Writhing Wall, Witches,
Play together, great idea!
Game lags, kicks and boots.

Verbum_Rithimus · October 24

Base game overwrites
trite wall of writhing FOMO
Crass development

LootAllTheStuff · October 24

Chest gives the same loot
No one wants my spare style page
Curated drops, please!

Leighlaa · October 24

The wall runs north-south
please, tell me WHY, EXACTLY...
we can't just... swim there?

Aliniel · October 24

Slaughterfishes, brave!
The eternal guardians...
Block thy way to fame!

Aliniel · October 24

Twenty and Hundred
My crafts done tirelessly
Day by day, proudly

Horace-Wimp · October 24

One, two, three, four, five,
One, two, three, four, five, six, sev...
One, two three, four, five

(This is the extend of my poetic ability. Apologies.)

Mycelius · October 24

O Meridia
We all must build your bright lens
For the Wall must fall

O Meridia
Soul for soul, old enemies
The Fortress awaits

O Meridia
Bone steel magic battle clash
Vestige carries Light

(Yes, sigh, this event plods along. I chose to gripe at Meridia ... for using the Vestige yet again)

RebornV3x · October 24

This event’s boring
the rewards are horrible
It has me snoring

SilverBride · October 24

I wake up this night
I can't sleep so I come here
And read these haikus

karthrag_inak · October 24

Kill the Mighty Foes
Expect efforts to be praised
Get Crap loot instead.

Grec1a · October 24

Three days left of the
event. Will I get five Haj
Mota pet fragments?

Grec1a · October 24

Vitreous souls are
not worth the effort. Crafting
is less of a slog.

frogthroat · October 24

I don't get this task. We're counting random numbers? What about the wall?

LootAllTheStuff · October 24

The grind is too real.
Endless tasks are all the same.
Too much like real life.

Edit: Can't count this morning. Not enough coffee consumed. Will try to fix that.

Elvenheart · October 24

Let’s bring down that wall!
It will be nice once it’s down
And the island’s whole.