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Alright who did it

Dr_Con
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Who stole my Khajiit's tail?

Just because he transferred to EP doesn't mean he loses his tail.

ZOS plz this is the equivalent of neutering to a Khajiit.
  • Zenzuki
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    The person that was riding in the back must have cut it off! :smiley:
    Can Open...
    Worms EVERYWHERE!
  • Dr_Con
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    Zenzuki wrote: »
    The person that was riding in the back must have cut it off! :smiley:

    Nobody was riding on the back, and even if they did he would wrap his tail around them to keep them safe.
  • Sheezabeast
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    Maybe he's like Eeyore and it sticks back on with a nail 😁
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  • phaneub17_ESO
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    Was your Khajiit a caravan merchant recently? I remember threatening one with the removal of their tail and beating them with it if they did not comply to handing over their goods.
  • RevJJ
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    Who stole Khajiit’s tail?

    Who stole Khajiit’s tail?
    Whoever it was should be in jail
    Was it perhaps a drunk Nord?
    Pulling a prank because they were bored?
    Khajiit thinks pranks are very bold
    And he hopes his family is safe from them in Riverhold

    Who stole Khajiit’s tail?
    Without it he feels rather frail.
    Was it a wizard, or was it a lizard?
    Or perhaps a lizard wizard!
    Dark moons, if only Khajiit knew
    Then Khajiit would know what to do

    Who stole Khajiit’s tail?
    This tail was not for sale
    Was it a dark elf from Vvardenfell,
    Using some ancient Daedric spell?
    Without his tail, Khajiit feels sad
    It was the best friend that he ever had

    (To be continued)
  • Dr_Con
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    thank you for your replies, im crying and throwing up rn.

    zos why
    Edited by Dr_Con on 13 October 2022 06:25
  • Irfind
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    Its a problem with the two rider mount, Argonians have the same tail cut

    From this thread
    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/610635/new-two-rider-mount-looks-really-bad-clipping/p1

    "Also keep in mind this horse still removes Khajiit and Argonian tails when riding it in the front seat. You just kick your tail right off (literally) before you jump on, and staple it back on when you jump off with this mount.
    Khajiit and Argonians will tuck their tails to the side on camel mounts, which would've worked well here, but NOPE."


    ps: Zos fixxed the bendig a bit
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  • Carcamongus
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    Well, you should've read the fine print. Alliance change costs a bunch of crowns and a tail, if available. Don't worry, just water the stump and it'll grow back.

    Right? Right???
    Imperial DK and Necro tank. PC/NA
    "Nothing is so bad that it can't get any worse." (Brazilian saying)
  • SammyKhajit
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    ZOS has declared war upon the Khajit 🙀
  • opalcity
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    Any chance your Khajit is part Argonian, and their tail snapped off as a defence mechanism?
  • tohopka_eso
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    Well, you could say your grandpa on your mothers side was a bobcat :smiley:
  • Beilin_Balreis_Colcan
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    Damn, why did I open this thread, please get meow tovere.
    PC(Steam) / EU / play from Melbourne, Australia / avg ping 390
  • fizzylu
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    ZOS has declared war upon the Khajit 🙀
    So my friend and I noticed a problem with the eyelashes on female khajiit's once High Isle hit.... it's like their eyelashes would detach from the lids when they blink xD it was very noticeable on Ember. I don't have the patience to take the time to check if it's still a thing, but if they are on top of these clipped tails.... well, what a bad time to be a khajiit hahahahaaaa
  • SammyKhajit
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    @fizzylu yes indeed this eye problem with Ember has been reported but she still hasn’t been able to see an optometrist.

    Detached eyelashes, chopped tails… what’s next? This one will wake up tomorrow and find he’s turned into a dog??
  • zaria
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    Irfind wrote: »
    Its a problem with the two rider mount, Argonians have the same tail cut

    From this thread
    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/610635/new-two-rider-mount-looks-really-bad-clipping/p1

    "Also keep in mind this horse still removes Khajiit and Argonian tails when riding it in the front seat. You just kick your tail right off (literally) before you jump on, and staple it back on when you jump off with this mount.
    Khajiit and Argonians will tuck their tails to the side on camel mounts, which would've worked well here, but NOPE."

    ps: Zos fixxed the bendig a bit
    But looking at first screenshot the tail is missing without mounting so I assume it did not get back here.
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
  • whitecrow
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    You have contracted Namira's rot.
  • Ragnarok0130
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    It was probably Rajhin!
  • MJ202
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    Well, you should've read the fine print. Alliance change costs a bunch of crowns and a tail, if available. Don't worry, just water the stump and it'll grow back.

    Right? Right???

    I thought it an "arm and a leg"!
  • boi_anachronism_
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    RevJJ wrote: »
    Who stole Khajiit’s tail?

    Who stole Khajiit’s tail?
    Whoever it was should be in jail
    Was it perhaps a drunk Nord?
    Pulling a prank because they were bored?
    Khajiit thinks pranks are very bold
    And he hopes his family is safe from them in Riverhold

    Who stole Khajiit’s tail?
    Without it he feels rather frail.
    Was it a wizard, or was it a lizard?
    Or perhaps a lizard wizard!
    Dark moons, if only Khajiit knew
    Then Khajiit would know what to do

    Who stole Khajiit’s tail?
    This tail was not for sale
    Was it a dark elf from Vvardenfell,
    Using some ancient Daedric spell?
    Without his tail, Khajiit feels sad
    It was the best friend that he ever had

    (To be continued)

    I'm crying 😂
  • zaria
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    Hides tail inside robe 🙀

    We have the legend of the Khajiit tail turf and now this.
    Well it had been fun if they had released it, without the tail it would look like you had an dust bunny as pet.
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
  • Wolf_Eye
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    Are you sure you didn't leave it at home accidentally? :D:D
  • DragonRacer
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    I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
    And my tail was missing again.
    This happens all the time.
    It's detachable.

    This comes in handy a lot of the time.
    I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
    Or I can rent it out when I don't need it.
    But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
    And the next morning I can't for the life of me
    Remember what I did with it.

    First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
    So I called up the place where the party was.
    They hadn't seen it either.
    I asked them to check the skooma cabinet
    'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
    But not this time.

    So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
    I called a few people who were at the party,
    But they were no help either.

    I was starting to get desperate.
    I really don't like being without my tail for too long.
    It makes me feel like less of a Khajiit,
    And I really hate not having it to swish around to show I'm upset.

    After a few hours of searching the house
    And calling everyone I could think of,
    I was starting to get very depressed,
    So I went to Rimmen and ate breakfast.

    Then, as I walked down the path towards the guild traders,
    Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
    I saw my tail lying on a blanket
    Next to a broken Dwarven relic.
    Some guy was selling it.
    I had to buy it off him.

    He wanted twenty-two gold, but I talked him down to seventeen.
    I took it home, washed it off,
    And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.

    People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
    But I don't know.
    Even though sometimes it's a pain in the butt,
    I like having a detachable tail.

    - Shamelessly reworded King Missile song
    PS5 NA. GM of The PTK's - a free trading guild (CP 500+). Also a werewolf, bites are free when they're available. PSN = DragonRacer13
  • SPR_of_HA_community
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    Khajit tail ... lets think about some thing like that.

    Once upon a time it was khajit with the naim ... .

    And I do not know next I do not know Khajits tails )))
  • SPR_of_HA_community
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    RevJJ wrote: »
    Who stole Khajiit’s tail?

    Who stole Khajiit’s tail?
    Whoever it was should be in jail
    Was it perhaps a drunk Nord?
    Pulling a prank because they were bored?
    Khajiit thinks pranks are very bold
    And he hopes his family is safe from them in Riverhold

    Who stole Khajiit’s tail?
    Without it he feels rather frail.
    Was it a wizard, or was it a lizard?
    Or perhaps a lizard wizard!
    Dark moons, if only Khajiit knew
    Then Khajiit would know what to do

    Who stole Khajiit’s tail?
    This tail was not for sale
    Was it a dark elf from Vvardenfell,
    Using some ancient Daedric spell?
    Without his tail, Khajiit feels sad
    It was the best friend that he ever had

    (To be continued)

    Wow )))
  • Amottica
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    It was me.

    Afterward, I pinned the tail on a nearby donkey.
  • Wolf_Eye
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    Amottica wrote: »
    It was me.

    Afterward, I pinned the tail on a nearby donkey.

    How dare thee! :P
  • Dr_Con
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    opalcity wrote: »
    Any chance your Khajit is part Argonian, and their tail snapped off as a defence mechanism?

    hmmmm https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en-gb/discussion/619012/interracial-offspring-possibilities#latest

    @ZOS by the three, eight, nine, Shor's Bones, Jone and Jode where is my Khajiit's tail?!
  • Kaibeth
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    Did you install the Manx addon?
    What do dragons say when they see a new hatchling? Fus roh d'awwww!
  • Dr_Con
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    Kaibeth wrote: »
    Did you install the Manx addon?

    the- what? NO. I would never cut off my Khajiit's tail. He may be a necromancer but he's not THAT sick in the head. He practices on others, not himself.

    This clearly has to be a trick- must I continue my journeys as a tail-less Khajiit? Will the Khajiit back home want to hear tales about the tail-less Khajiit? Khajiit needs tail otherwise other Khajiit won't recognize Khajiit as whole.

    @ZOS why? Where is Mister Necro Senpai-Chan's tail? He needs it for balance and other taily khajiit things.
  • FluffyReachWitch
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    I mean, a missing tail is technically a "balance update", but probably not the kind this adventurer had in mind.
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