Alright who did it

Cazador

You lost your tail? This one offers his sympathy, this must be fixed! One cannot participate in the two moons dance without a tail!

zaria

FluffyReachWitch wrote: »

I mean, a missing tail is technically a "balance update", but probably not the kind this adventurer had in mind.

This one think it would be hard to balance without an tail. She has no idea how humans and elves can walk in a straight line without one.
Tails are also nice for sitting down

RevJJ

Who stole Khajiit’s tail? (Continued)

Who stole Khajiit’s tail?
From where did the perpetrator hail?
Were they an orc from Wrothgar?
Khajiit hopes they are not far
Because Khajiit would have to travel
And without his tail, things are starting to unravel

Who stole Khajiit’s tail?
Who committed a crime of this scale?
Was it a Redguard, from the desert lands?
Khajiit hopes they do not walk on warm sands
What do to, by Jone and Jode
How to travel a tailless road?

Who stole Khajiit’s tail?
Were they male or female?
Did they call themselves a Breton?
Elf blood or not, they are surely a ***
Why steal from one who ended a threat?
In fact, all of Wayrest owes Khajiit a debt!

Zorrin

I vote for Who Stole Khajiit's Tail? to be made into an in-game lore book.