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What are some of the best or worst player names you have come across in ESO?

  • Spidder81
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    Haven't really stopped long enough to take in names.
    I used to be an adventurer..........
  • Kyosji
    Kyosji
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    Implausible Deniablity
    Sir Cumfrence
  • Kyosji
    Kyosji
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    Gritty Kitty
  • Elentari
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    It's not cool to call out players like this, and it certainly isn't helping the eso "community". I'm surprised this thread isn't closed yet.
  • MistryssNite
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    I didn't mean it to be a disrespectful thread. It was just to be a bit of fun with the community. I apologize to those that are offended.
    Edited by MistryssNite on 31 March 2014 15:18
    Current main: Pe'tra
    Female Khajiit Templar of the Aldmeri Dominion
    Feel free to join her in questing ^.^
    It's just been a morning of death
  • JJDrakken
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    I say Stinkybutt, also saw a Nord on AD side Dominate Me Please. But as for silly names.

    I got Meatshield Trapfinder on EP side.
    Leader of Oblivion Crisis. Bunch of Daedric Worshiping MF's. We'll Bang Ok.
  • ElliottXO
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    Elentari wrote: »
    It's not cool to call out players like this, and it certainly isn't helping the eso "community". I'm surprised this thread isn't closed yet.

    Following your logic the thread about gold sellers should also be closed, because they are calling out on gold sellers.

    Those names are very often a violation of the terms of use everyone agreed on. Just like gold selling.
  • Loric76
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    I saw a toon with the handlebar mustache named "Moostachio"
    A guildie saw someone named "Sexicutioner"
  • Zyphix
    Zyphix
    I saw "Mason Stone" and was struck by how it works as both a real sounding name, a slightly clever play on words, and sounds like a hero from an action movie.
    I always carry dice, because that's how I roll.
  • elfindreams
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    spinedoc wrote: »
    Ipoopmypants Seriously, this was some guys name. I don't think I was this immature even when I was 12, lol. I don't think I could stand to look at my name until level 50 with some of these names.

    It is names like this that make you glad there are no nameplates ;)

  • Sue_D_Nim
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    So far I've come across of the ten thousand variations on "Legolas [insert last name]" that one would expect but that, I believe, has been expressly forbidden by the rules, and "*** Punisher." ... Can I even TYPE that here without being banned or something?

    [edit] I see that the offensive part was starred out. Well, that answers that question.
    Edited by Sue_D_Nim on 31 March 2014 16:04
    "If danger doesn't find her, she'll seek it out and invite it home to dinner." ~ Prince Naemon
    "Such despair! Richer than a cheese sorbet!" ~ Sheogorath
  • slymerub17_ESO
    I use a name generator for most of my characters. Although my female Nord is named Abelone, which was an NPC in Skyrim I believe.
  • Kyosji
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    Anyone have an actual link to the part of the EULA that defines what is considered a restricted name? Some example I hear you cant use are names like Jesus and Dracula, or names that mimic those names, but what about people who use their real names. Names like Vlad the Punisher, maybe the guys name is actually Vlad. What about Jesus Hernandez?

    I have 1 or 2 names that mimic names from Greek and Japanese history. Are those bannable?
  • slymerub17_ESO
    I guess if your real name is Dracula or Jesus then you're screwed.
  • Hawke
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    I saw Kobold and Frank Sinatra and Al Gore!

    I cannot believe Al Gore is playing this game!
  • Kyosji
    Kyosji
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    Hawke wrote: »
    I saw Kobold and Frank Sinatra and Al Gore!

    I cannot believe Al Gore is playing this game!

    It's Manbearpig in disguise!
  • Rattlehead
    Rattlehead
    Soul Shriven
    I saw "Paula Deen" and she was nekkid.
  • Ragnar_Lodbrok
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    I was happy to get on early enough to snag Ragnar_Lodbrok Lagertha the Shieldmaiden Rollo Lodbrok Floki (I wiki'd his historical last name something oarson) And Athelstan the Pagan. I was seeing a lot more screwed up spellings of those names.
  • JunkyardWolf
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    condoms
    - yup, that was the player's name...

    Was he dressed like a Trojan? :P

  • MorHawk
    MorHawk
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    The worst one I ever saw was "Alamexia". Worse than the mangled spelling was the fact that this was an AD character. Painful.
    Observant wrote: »
    I can count to potato.
    another topic that cant see past its own farts.
    WWJLHD?
  • Rpalmer2
    Rpalmer2
    Ran across a wood elf with the name of Abe Lincoln. Was funny to see him. The guy attempted to give him a bread... but didnt work out to well.
  • Killum
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    I have used Killum or a variant thereof since SWG. In ESO I have a Killum-Quick.
  • DrPopkorne
    DrPopkorne
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    I saw a Khajit in the typical style of naming called.. Dies-very-often. Although I believe without dashes. Brought a smirk to my face anyway.
  • Skookum
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    m'aiq the truthful was out and about yesterday
    * [ The Obsidian Shield ] *

  • Enteum
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    M'aiq the Truthful was in Beta. I see no harm in this thread at all, but I do understand as to why you shouldn't name others. Maybe if people called out their own character names by themselves would be more appropriate?
    Asira Avalis - Mage
  • Stonebreath
    For those names that do violate the TOS is there a way to report the person in game?
  • DocSavage47
    It wouldn't be complete without the "heywoodja****me" that I saw yesterday. :(
  • RustyBlades
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    For those names that do violate the TOS is there a way to report the person in game?

    I know in chat you can right click on a name and hit report player.
  • Ragnar_Lodbrok
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    For those names that do violate the TOS is there a way to report the person in game?
    Only those the enjoy ruining others play experiences report names.

  • elfindreams
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    For those names that do violate the TOS is there a way to report the person in game?
    Only those the enjoy ruining others play experiences report names.

    Only those who enjoy ruining others play experiences use names that need reporting.
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