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Megabear
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"Our new mattress comes with shock therapy to soothes your muscles"

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Edited by Megabear on 9 August 2017 18:23
Guide to making $$$ in Tamriel: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/370618/guide-to-making-gold-in-eso/p1?new=1
Cost analysis for potential ESO players: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/367919/cost-analysis-for-brand-new-potential-pc-eso-players#latest
Warden Bow Healer/DPS Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-bow-healerdps-hybrid/
Warden "The Warladin" Healer/Tank Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-the-warladin-healertank-hybrid-build/
Warden Stamina DPS Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-dps-build/
Server - PC/NA
Vhevet - (S) Night Blade/Female/Orsimer
Ecaer - (M) Templar/Female/Breton
Captain Beaster Bunny - (S) Warden/Male/Red Guard
Ezaera - (M) Sorcerer/Female/Altmer
Ecaeri - (M) Warden/Female/Argonian
Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton
  • Enemy-of-Coldharbour
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    (sigh) These are getting old, fast...

    Silivren (Silly) Thalionwen | Altmer Templar | Magicka | 9-Trait Master Crafter/Jeweler | Master Angler | PVE Main - Killed by U35
    Jahsul at-Sahan | Redguard Sorcerer | Stamina | Werewolf - Free Bites | PVP Main
    Derrok Gunnolf | Redguard Dragonknight | Stamina | Werewolf - Free Bites
    Liliana Littleleaf | 9-Trait Grand Master Crafter/Jeweler (non-combat)
    Amber Emberheart | Breton Dragonknight | Stamina | Master Angler
    Vlos Anon | Dunmer Nightblade | Magicka | Vampire - Free Bites
    Kalina Valos | Dunmer Warden | Magicka | Vampire - Free Bites
    Swiftpaws-Moonshadow | Khajiit Nightblade | Stamina
    Morgul Vardar | Altmer Necromancer | Magicka
    Tithin Geil | Altmer Sorceress | Magicka
    Dhryk | Imperial Dragonknight | Stamina

    Guild Master - ESO Traders Union
    PC/NA - CP 2360+
  • Megabear
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    Enemy-of-Coldharbour wrote: »
    (sigh) These are getting old, fast...

    Then don't click!
    Guide to making $$$ in Tamriel: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/370618/guide-to-making-gold-in-eso/p1?new=1
    Cost analysis for potential ESO players: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/367919/cost-analysis-for-brand-new-potential-pc-eso-players#latest
    Warden Bow Healer/DPS Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-bow-healerdps-hybrid/
    Warden "The Warladin" Healer/Tank Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-the-warladin-healertank-hybrid-build/
    Warden Stamina DPS Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-dps-build/
    Server - PC/NA
    Vhevet - (S) Night Blade/Female/Orsimer
    Ecaer - (M) Templar/Female/Breton
    Captain Beaster Bunny - (S) Warden/Male/Red Guard
    Ezaera - (M) Sorcerer/Female/Altmer
    Ecaeri - (M) Warden/Female/Argonian
    Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
    What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
    Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton
  • rotaugen454
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    "Suddenly, that 10th shot of tequila seemed like a bad idea, as Rufius wakes up in an abandoned warehouse, shackled to a table, with a complete stranger in a bizarre costume standing there staring at him."
    "Get off my lawn!"
  • Wrubius_Coronaria
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    Megabear wrote: »
    "Our new mattress comes with shock therapy to soothes your muscles"

    KyDagLd.jpg

    I feel like an electric appeal between us Mannimarco. I love you.
  • QUEZ420
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    "Fifty shades of Greenshade."
  • overclocker303b14_ESO
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    Every time I walk into the Sharper Image to try one of these out someone else is ALWAYS already using it...
  • Megabear
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    QUEZ420 wrote: »
    "Fifty shades of Greenshade."

    I was hoping someone would incorporate Fifty Shades, but you did one better. Awesome.
    Guide to making $$$ in Tamriel: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/370618/guide-to-making-gold-in-eso/p1?new=1
    Cost analysis for potential ESO players: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/367919/cost-analysis-for-brand-new-potential-pc-eso-players#latest
    Warden Bow Healer/DPS Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-bow-healerdps-hybrid/
    Warden "The Warladin" Healer/Tank Hybrid Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-the-warladin-healertank-hybrid-build/
    Warden Stamina DPS Build: http://tamrielfoundry.com/topic/warden-dps-build/
    Server - PC/NA
    Vhevet - (S) Night Blade/Female/Orsimer
    Ecaer - (M) Templar/Female/Breton
    Captain Beaster Bunny - (S) Warden/Male/Red Guard
    Ezaera - (M) Sorcerer/Female/Altmer
    Ecaeri - (M) Warden/Female/Argonian
    Dun-and-Dunmer - (M) Dragon Knight/Male/Dunmer
    What Can Go Wong - (S) Night Blade/Male/Bosmer
    Izaer - (M) Templar/Male/Breton
  • zaria
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    QUEZ420 wrote: »
    "Fifty shades of Greenshade."
    [Snakeskin cuffs][golden spikeball][senche-tiger training harness][heavy nose ring] just need one drop for an 5 piece set :)
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
  • The_Smilemeister
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    Daedric Dungeon ****. Come and have a look at my shocking (no pun intended) "toys". Tingling sensation guaranteed.
  • Ghettokid
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    Shazah wrote: »
    Megabear wrote: »
    "Our new mattress comes with shock therapy to soothes your muscles"

    KyDagLd.jpg

    I feel like an electric appeal between us Mannimarco. I love you.
    And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
  • The_Smilemeister
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    Ghettokid wrote: »
    Shazah wrote: »
    Megabear wrote: »
    "Our new mattress comes with shock therapy to soothes your muscles"

    KyDagLd.jpg

    I feel like an electric appeal between us Mannimarco. I love you.
    And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

    Since when did Mannimarco become trans?
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    Megabear wrote: »
    "Our new mattress comes with shock therapy to soothes your muscles"

    KyDagLd.jpg

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  • Ghettokid
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    OpponentSmile66 wrote: »
    Ghettokid wrote: »
    Shazah wrote: »
    Megabear wrote: »
    "Our new mattress comes with shock therapy to soothes your muscles"

    KyDagLd.jpg

    I feel like an electric appeal between us Mannimarco. I love you.
    And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

    Since when did Mannimarco become trans?
    Mannimarco is what Orc wants him to be.

  • The_Smilemeister
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    Ghettokid wrote: »
    OpponentSmile66 wrote: »
    Ghettokid wrote: »
    Shazah wrote: »
    Megabear wrote: »
    "Our new mattress comes with shock therapy to soothes your muscles"

    KyDagLd.jpg

    I feel like an electric appeal between us Mannimarco. I love you.
    And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

    Since when did Mannimarco become trans?
    Mannimarco is what Orc wants him to be.

    An Orc can make whatever an Orc wants it to be?
  • The_Smilemeister
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    @Ghettokid A shame being pretty ain't one them. :trollface:
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    OpponentSmile66 wrote: »
    @Ghettokid A shame being pretty ain't one them. :trollface:
    Wise words from non-orc.
  • cjhhickman39
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    All this for just one septum? Where's the coin slot?
    Edited by cjhhickman39 on 13 August 2017 22:30
  • The_Smilemeister
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    cjhhickman39 wrote: »
    All this for just one septum? Where's the coin slot?

    This was centuries before Tiber Septim was even born. Lol Gold wasn't called Septims back in the mid Second Era.
  • cjhhickman39
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    A little poetic license here, at work on phone and a little brain dead
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    The beatings will continue until your morale improves.


    Enjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.

    PakKat "Everything was going well, until I died"
    Gary Gravestink "I am glad you died, I needed the help"

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    OpponentSmile66 wrote: »
    Ghettokid wrote: »
    Shazah wrote: »
    Megabear wrote: »
    "Our new mattress comes with shock therapy to soothes your muscles"

    KyDagLd.jpg

    I feel like an electric appeal between us Mannimarco. I love you.
    And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

    Since when did Mannimarco become trans?

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    If you want me to reply to your comment type @Ankael07 in it.
  • Avran_Sylt
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    "Gentlemen, Behold! I have made my limbs, SPROUT LIGHTNING!"
    "Are you sure about this? It seems rather petty."
    "Yes STEVE, Randall and his carpet have shocked me for the LAST TIME!"
  • Minyassa
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    "When you said you wanted to do some naughty angel and unicorn role-playing, this is not what I thought you had in mind."
  • Tucker3711
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    Megabear wrote: »
    "Our new mattress comes with shock therapy to soothes your muscles"

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    " <3 DO YOU FEEL IT NOW MANNIMARCO!?! <3 "
    @Tucker311- PC
    Tucker3711
    Nord Beth Rose (EP)
    Imperial Freya Var (DC)
    High Elf Hestia du foyer (AD)
    Wood Elf Epona Caoin (AD)
    Hotstuff Queen
  • ascottk
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    I was told my wings would improve reception but now I can watch GoT with the new Mannimarco 2000!!! I love the SeenOnTV aisle...
    The nerf to intelligent internet discussion still hasn't been resolved.

    The problem with above average intelligence is that you're treading a sea of idiots.
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